There’s this girl who gets bullied for being in a wheelchair.
Why don’t she stand up for herself?
Short Jokes
"Ketchup with me, you are too slow."
What’s a green cucumber?
A carrot.
Kid: Your mom!
Orphan: (cries)
Where is this pic of me in my bra?
Neighbor 1: Knock knock.
Neighbor 2: You forgot the 3rd knock.
Odin: .....
Ty choked on DT’s willy.
Friend: Your life is a joke.
Me: No, jokes have meaning.
East Richmond has a train station at East Richmond, but Richmond is better, why?
My sister's friends are hilarious, like seriously, haha.
What do you do to a pregnant lady on a step?
Push 'em.
What do you call a group of Indians that eat curry all the time?
The Munch Bunch.
What do girls after sex with Pinocchio?
Wash off the birch sap from the face.
My father taught me a lesson of sex in a hypothetical way.
My stepmother gave me a lesson [on] how [it] is going inside?
Staring (DYM 119).
Jugs!
What da dog doin'?
What do you call a herd of winning cows?
A topside.
Hey, I haven't been on for like 2 months. I don't know who is still on here or like if everyone left, but yuh, I just decided to come back. Hey.
riding (DYM 145).