Short jokes

Bro, you look like you got your hair from the Roblox avatar shop.

Me and my wife decided we would only smoke after sex.

I'm still on the first pack. She's up to 2 packs a week.

You're so skinny when you lift up weights, you fall through your asshole.

You know, that I see my sister at home from school. She says everyone bullies me. I say, "Because you're a fat a**."

Your mum is so fat, when the doctors did her x-ray, the doctor said to her, "I want your x-ray, not an elephant's x-ray!"

Your mama is so old, she made a book bigger than the Bible about her life.

Why do you have to pay to see Russian people?

Because the zoo is not free, Duhhhhh🙄

Okay, so I have a dairy and sugar allergy, and if I eat it, I get REALLY CONSTIPATED, so this is me when I’m constipated ᕙ(⇀‸↼‵‵)ᕗ lol.

Hey kids, guess who started a micronation?

It’s Barney and Trump. They don’t let gays in, but they kill them.

Yo mama is so fat, she jumped on a trampoline and she broke it.

You’ve really gotta hand it to short people because they usually can’t reach it anyway.

I crashed into the back of a car at the lights today.

A really short guy got out of it and said, “I’m not happy.”

I said, “Well, which one are you then?”

I fell into a water bed with super soil. Next thing I'm in a flower bed.

What's green and smells like pork?

Kermit's fingers!

What is the worst Just Dance game? Just Dance 3.

Toilet: hi You: hi what?

Heyyyy sistas!

The towers collapsed on 9/10, not 9/11.

Why did Hittle kill himself? Because he wanted to buy a car, but then Hittler farted.

Yo mama is so pretty, she could get in a car crash because boys are staring at her.