Short jokes

Short jokes

Water

My water was leaking, so I used Flex Tape. Now I don't know where to shower.

Sally

This is Sally.

Sally says hi.

This is Sally when a car comes by. 🤕

Whale

Two whales went to a bar.

The first whale said, "oooooooohhhhhh." The second whale said, "Greg, I think you're drunk, let's go home."

Wife

What do windows have in common with my wife's legs? They're easy to open.

Marshmallow

What did the marshmallow say when he was roasting in the fire? "Is it hot in here, or is it just me?"

Banana

What does a baby banana call her mum? Na na, get it? Instead of ma ma.

Wood

"I was lost in the woods yesterday."

"I was in some sticky situation..."

Cat

What did the cat say when he was stuck on a thorn-bush?

"Meow!"

Duck

What do you call a duck that is addicted to drugs?

A quack head!

My mom must be a duck then...