Short jokes
My water was leaking, so I used Flex Tape. Now I don't know where to shower.
Raffie?
This is Sally.
Sally says hi.
This is Sally when a car comes by. 🤕
I’m here to collect my bounty, what’s your bounty? Your pants.
Two whales went to a bar.
The first whale said, "oooooooohhhhhh." The second whale said, "Greg, I think you're drunk, let's go home."
What do windows have in common with my wife's legs? They're easy to open.
Poopy, farty, pee.
What did the marshmallow say when he was roasting in the fire? "Is it hot in here, or is it just me?"
How old is a blue plane?
Blue.
What do you call a gay grenade?
A fragette.
What does a baby banana call her mum? Na na, get it? Instead of ma ma.
Q: What do you call an elephant that isn't important?
A: My sister.
Once the aliens was gonna have a party, they had to planet.
"I was lost in the woods yesterday."
"I was in some sticky situation..."
What fish sings?
A tuna.
Your mom is gay, just like your dad.
What did the cat say when he was stuck on a thorn-bush?
"Meow!"
What do you call a duck that is addicted to drugs?
A quack head!
My mom must be a duck then...
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