Short jokes
Why is your mom ugly, bozo?
Sissy Baka
Bitch
I suck on cups so START RUNNIN' CUPHEAD!
A: Do you eat food?
B: Yes...
A: You can sit on deez nuts then!
B: Omg I have depression now.
"Jizzy jazz all over my ass."
What did the feather say to his wife?
You light my day.
What was Hitler's favorite part of the car? The gas tank.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite type of car on fire? Hot wheels.
Spiderman needs to fight against the emos, new movie idea!
I just figured out the "X" in Max stands for the button on Tinder every girl wants to press when they see him.
I wish my ex-wife would take me back. :(
Why did the number 10 make friends with 0? Because you have $100 dollars.
Why did the clown not attack Mike? Because they bouncee.
Just look up texting jokes. Don't ask why, just do it.
You're so skinny you use floss to wipe your butt.
Clit
Why did the penis go fly?
Because a girl sucked it too hard, it went flying away.
I give bubblegum to the homeless so they can chew it and still be hungry.
It says in the Bible to only think about what’s pure and lovely... So I’ve been thinking about you all day long.
What does General Grievous say after he gets his penis growth pills?
A fine addition to my erection.