Short jokes
What do you call a Flying Pilot? Because he can go pee on the plane!
"Others, Morris, Sal, Sal, Rasuba Marid, Things!"
My son is broken: "I think at home!"
Happiness!
Violets are blue, or green, so is your face so ugly, too.
What falls from the tree first, the autistic retard or the apple?
The apple, because the rope caught the autistic retard.
I rule my women with an IRON FIST!!
Yeah, literally an iron that my fist is clenching against her face.
Why was the mountain in love with the volcano?
Because the volcano was hot!
What's the difference between pepper and salt? One of them is black and the other one is white.
Question: What is the BIG ADVANTAGE to going out on a date with a "Homeless Chic"?
Answer: After the date, you can "Drop Her Off" ANYWHERE!
🌵funking prick!
What do Middle Eastern suicide bombers say before they blow up?
I weel sho u wot da bom bom is! ALLAH!
Stop joking about Helen Keller so much! It’s rude, poor woman! You all just wait till she hears about this!
Frenid: R u gay?
Me: Yes u
Frenid: No I am bi.
Me: Dang it!
Frenid: What?
Me: I like u.
Frenid: Ok I like u to.
What do you get when you cross a rapper with a snowman?
FROSTY RHYMES!
Mmm, I'm Walter McWhitey, I'm from the newest Mexico.
“The difference between Asians and Caucasians is the cau-”.
How did Mary get pregnant with baby Jesus?
God fucked her.
Long time since I made a joke, huh? I used a Time Machine to make this one.
Why do some people keep posting lame jokes about 9/11?
Answer; Because they are STUPID LOSERS!
Conservatives hate Barack Obama and transgender people for the same exact reason.
They hate change.
Talking to a liberal is like trying to explain social media to a 70-year-old.