Short jokes
Orphans can't find the home page.
Your forehead is built like the Indian flag.
I have cripple and depression.
What do you call a rabbit with a crooked dick?
Fucks funny.
What bees make milk?
Boob bees.
Scissoring is nice when I grind my wee wee on my wife’s clit.
Humping that little guy is like riding a wet butt plug.
What does an orphan not have in common with a criminal?
Criminals are wanted.
The African kids' theme song is "Staying Alive."
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Lemon.
Haha! Hahahah! Hahahaah!
"Cheesus" hates me, yeah, I know, 'cause he's a real douchelord fictional character.
What do you call a kid on a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels.
In Africa, it doesn't matter if you're gay, straight, or bisexual.
At the end of the day, it's night.
Vagina?
Your hairline is so repulsive that my entire family got eye cancer from seeing it, and it goes so far back that you be looking like Vegeta.
I wanna die cos I lost my horse on Minecraft.
"9/11 was not funny; it was plane wrong because my dad was the best fucking pilot in Jeddah."
You know that I drink water, right? I drink water because I am water. Water is water.
Is your dad a magician?
Because he magically disappeared.
What do you call a pickle sandwich?
A Big Mac!
You ever had sex with a woman that is so fat, it counted as a threesome?