Short jokes
What’s a rapper’s favorite computer key?
The space bar... it lets them space out their rhymes!
Why don’t butts ever win at cards?
Too many farts!
What do you call a rapper who can’t rhyme?
A speech impediment.
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of fishing?
Catching BIG BASS.
Why did the rapper sit on the stool?
Because he had too much FLOW to stand still!
Why did the rapper apologize to the sidewalk?
He didn’t mean to SPIT that hard.
What's a booty's favorite dance move?
THE BUM BOUNCE!
What do you call a rapper with bad manners?
RUDE-ICROUS
What do you call an octopus dad?
An octodad.
This is coming from an Indian btw and I find it very racist and it all stereotypes.
Suicide
What is the difference between the assassination of César and the assassination of Jesus?
They were both killed by Romans.
What did the dick say to the asshole?
You need another dick.
I once was sitting outside and watched the birds go by. I checked my watch and said, "My, how time is FLYING by!"
Don't bully. Lol.
Penis.
Why do only guys have fun? There's only the word "penis" in happiness.
My best friend said, "Can you put your dick in me?" I said, "Can I cum in you?"
How bad is explosive diarrhea when a Muslim has it? Because my Chipotle blew up yesterday.
Why do the Greeks and Romans like food? Because food is good for you.