"Me fa so?"
Short Jokes
Why do orphans never use other people's Wi-Fi?
So they can be connected.
I have two balls. Gay people have 23456789.
When you have an ex, you will notice that the word "ex" is short for "executed," so that's there for yous.
"Lock him up, you know, Trump!"
"Johnny, why wave?"
"Hi, Goo!"
Have you learned SoDN in chemistry? It's so hard.
What's SoDN?
Suck on deez nuts.
Yo mamma so dumb, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
Having a stroke?
Stop it!
I swear I witnessed your nana fall down the stairs.
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It was my cousin's birthday and my mom said what should we get her? I said a rope.
Why am I in jail? Because I wasn't invited to the party in the orphanage 23 days ago. Stupid fucks.
Stephen Hawking was a spac. But if you put an E on the end, you get space, and he loved that.
People say towers can't move. Apparently, nobody told that to the Trade Centers.
Pop-up. P
My mom said, "Why did I adopt you?"
I said, "Because the other three were mistakes."
Why are orphans afraid of your orphanage?
Because I burnt it down!
What's the difference between 8 and 9? When you have the 9, everyone wants to be your friend.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food? His left shoulder.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite robot? Him as his shoulder/wheelchair.
What do you call a not potty trained human?
Amber Heard.