Short jokes

Short jokes

Wife

Scissoring is nice when I grind my wee wee on my wife’s clit.

Humping that little guy is like riding a wet butt plug.

Orphan

What does an orphan not have in common with a criminal?

Criminals are wanted.

Cheesus

"Cheesus" hates me, yeah, I know, 'cause he's a real douchelord fictional character.

Africa

In Africa, it doesn't matter if you're gay, straight, or bisexual.

At the end of the day, it's night.

Hairline

Your hairline is so repulsive that my entire family got eye cancer from seeing it, and it goes so far back that you be looking like Vegeta.

Pilot

"9/11 was not funny; it was plane wrong because my dad was the best fucking pilot in Jeddah."

Water

You know that I drink water, right? I drink water because I am water. Water is water.