Short jokes
Ya momma is sus.
Why did the penis go fly?
Because a girl sucked it too hard, it went flying away.
I give bubblegum to the homeless so they can chew it and still be hungry.
What's a baby orphan's favorite joke?
"When am I gonna see my parents?"
Lmao.
Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a monster truck she turned it into a lowrider.
You're so skinny you use floss to wipe your butt.
That's kinda sus, you know?
I told people your mom is also known as "MBD" because you're a mega baby dispenser.
Woahhhhhhh, we’re halfway theeeere! WOAHHHHHHH OHHHH, Squidward on a chaIIIir!
How cool is NASA?
Not cool at all.
How do you get an orphan sad?
You say you will tell their mom that they have been a baaaaaad boy.
What's the difference between a watermelon and an orphan?
One you cut into 2 with a knife.
And the watermelon you cut into pieces.
Why did Jesus not win any Stanley Cups? Because he was cut from the team because he kept being pinned to the boards.
Me: Mom, we made a cake.
Bully: Guess what?
Me: What?
Bully: Nobody cares!
Me: Yeah, nobody cares about you!
One time my receipt broke before I even got to my truck.
Charlie likes big, black chocolate.
If all the class are straight but you think that someone is hiding that he's gay, you're an investiGAYtor.
I would curse at you, but my country praises cows.
Me: (Jaiden) Why are you crying? Do you know where your parents are?
Orphan: *Sobs* "No."
God, I love working at an orphanage!
Why do orphans have sex toys? Because the uncle isn't there.