Short jokes

Short Jokes

Orphan

Why do orphans never use other people's Wi-Fi?

So they can be connected.

Ex

When you have an ex, you will notice that the word "ex" is short for "executed," so that's there for yous.

Nut

Have you learned SoDN in chemistry? It's so hard.

What's SoDN?

Suck on deez nuts.

Mamma

Yo mamma so dumb, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.

Rope

It was my cousin's birthday and my mom said what should we get her? I said a rope.

Orphanage

Why am I in jail? Because I wasn't invited to the party in the orphanage 23 days ago. Stupid fucks.

Space

Stephen Hawking was a spac. But if you put an E on the end, you get space, and he loved that.

Adoption

My mom said, "Why did I adopt you?"

I said, "Because the other three were mistakes."

Gun

What's the difference between 8 and 9? When you have the 9, everyone wants to be your friend.

Stephen Hawking

What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food? His left shoulder.

What's Stephen Hawking's favorite robot? Him as his shoulder/wheelchair.