Short jokes
Patient: Sorry I'm so nervous, this is my first surgery.
Doctor: Oh, don't worry, mine too!
Why'd I cum all over your mummy's panties? 'Cause she's hot af.
LOLOLOOLOLLOL
One day I woke up and went on my phone. Some "pussy" was calling me. I answered it and said, "Hello, pussy?" and a pussy pic showed up.
What does a Hufflepuff wolf say? “I will huffle and puff, and blow your house down!”
That is related to Harry Potter 🧙🏼♂️.
What did South Korea say to North Korea? Go read a book!
Why did the man say, "I'm stuck?" Because he was...
Why are Americans such good chess players?
Because they lost two towers.
My mom was poor, so we had nothing to eat. I slept on the floor, but now I'm rich, rich, rich 😜
What is big and stupid?
The Titanic.
Philza: PUT THE ORPHAN DOWN TECHNOBLADE- NO DON-
Technoblade: R.I.P orphan
August 3rd is the moon of earth, earth, moon, earth, universe.
Why does Donald Trump smell like dog shit? Cuz he's a dawg!
Yo forehead is bigger than the Great Wall of China!
A random drunk person ate poop, but he found out it was liquid...
Did you hear about the pervert who couldn't decide whether he was into incest or necrophilia?
He killed his mom and then fucked her.
Want to hear a racist joke?
Donald Trump.
What’s the similarity between a penis and a lollipop?
Kids can take both.
I go balls deep in your mum with no power.
I go to the shop and buy 2 pints of kimo.
Send toe pics lol :)