Short jokes
How do Chinese parents name their children?
Dropping a pan down the stairs. Bing, Bong, Dong.
What do people have that orphans don't? A family.
I'm glad.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bum.
Bum who?
Bum holding a pistol!
My sister said that if you go to a random person's door, the sister will all Waze open it.
How do you tell if a chick is too fat to fuck? When you pull her pants, her ass.
Why did the black guy cross the street to check King Van?
What does General Grievous say after he gets his penis growth pills?
A fine addition to my erection.
It says in the Bible to only think about what’s pure and lovely... So I’ve been thinking about you all day long.
Your hairline is so far back dinosaurs are seeing it.
I hate you, Gwen. You are a stupid idiot!
My brother likes his Vegemite so black, it stole our car.
Why didn't the koala climb up the tree?
Comment down below!
Yo, Buster, I hope I am not busting your bubble.
Me and my twin when we share a pizza: there can be only one!
Why does Blake eat cake? Because Caleb can't.
Why can't orphans tell jokes?
They have no one to tell them to, people.
I don't know.
Kaas.
What do you call a group of depressed people?
Sue-icide squad.