Short jokes

Short jokes

Sex

I had sex with my German girlfriend; it was kinda weird though. She kept yelling her age. I don't know why.

Oven

Q. Why did the boy fall off his bike?

A. His mom threw an oven at him.

Beer

Did you hear that Ted Nugent had a beer thrown at him at one of his shows?

Answer: He was okay. It was a draft, so he dodged it easily!

Blood

Q: What do bloods eat when they get sick?

A: Chicken noodle suwoop.

Sex

Did I tell you I finally got my wife to scream during sex? Yeah, you should have heard her the other day when I walked in on her.

Skinny

You're so skinny when you lift up weights, you fall through your asshole.

Sister

You know, that I see my sister at home from school. She says everyone bullies me. I say, "Because you're a fat a**."

Mum

Your mum is so fat, when the doctors did her x-ray, the doctor said to her, "I want your x-ray, not an elephant's x-ray!"

Mama

Your mama is so old, she made a book bigger than the Bible about her life.

Russian

Why do you have to pay to see Russian people?

Because the zoo is not free, Duhhhhh🙄

Fat

You are so fat and ugly, Chucky didn't even want to play with you.

Mama

Your mama is so stupid she stayed up all night so she can get some sleep.