Short jokes
I saw a petition on replacing gravestones with trees so it will be a beautiful forest.
Son: Where's grandma?
Guy 1: What's your favorite vegetable?
Guy 2: Stephen Hawking.
What's the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls?
You can only unload one of them with a pitch fork.
Borthwick's hairline.
Travis has baby hands.
What did the bitch say to her sister when she stepped on her toe? Oww, mitosis!
Why did Vladimir Putin get bad grades? -- Because he was Russian.
Do the French people smoke weed or oui'd?
High school is amazing. Like if you agree!
What is 2+2? Fish.
Q. Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
A. Because they hate the taste of their stupid clown wigs, makeup, and retarded shoes.
My man is a pussy cunt that sucks my dick.
Joke's on him, he just asked me for bobs and vegana.
A redneck and a Black man walk into a bar and order a drink.
Dead people can’t cross the street because they're dead, ha ha!
Why do orphans only buy iPhone XS?
Because it has a home button.
POV: It's a rapists' groupchat, not a joke section. And it's SAD.
What is the difference between a pornstar and a mosquito?
No one stops sucking.
Say yes if you wanna fuck.
The ice cream man tried to murder me today.
Why do toy bears have small eyes? Because they were made in China.
I dicked your mom down so good, bitch!