Short jokes
What did Sophie Brussaux's baby get every week?
A face full of sperm.
Man, I hate the government.
If you enter the bathroom as an American and leave the bathroom as an American, what are you in the bathroom?
A European.
A virgin is what I called my daughter before I took that away from her.
Someone fucked a member of BTS.
I would create an orphan website, but you need a homepage to do that.
Why did the beans fuck the mum to make bouncing beans?
How are babies and watermelons similar?
They are both fun to smash open with a sledgehammer and eat the insides.
When a fat person wants to kill themselves, why are they so worried? The diabetes will get to them sooner or later!
Your dad is so stupid that when he jumped the fence, the gate was open.
#NoMoreOrphanJokes
What do rednecks and deaf people have in common?
Don’t care wtf you say or listen to shit you say😂
Mexican words of the day: Green, Pink, and Yellow :))
The phone go green green... I pink it up and say YELLOW!!??
There are now only three genders: Male, female, and stupid!
"I was walking in the yard yesterday and a bug stepped on me. Why, you ask? Because the bug didn't know I was there."
What do you call a Chinese boxer?
U lamb chow.
Latest news: a new planet has appeared close to Uranus.
Oh, look! It's Uranus!
Why isn't Stephen Hawking going to heaven?
Because he's British.
Why did Bella Thorne pass gas on "Shake It Up Chicago?" Because I gave her too split pea soup for breakfast.