Short jokes
Las Vegas has a new 550-foot-tall Ferris wheel, hoping to gain tourists.
What’s already gaining “tourists”? Whores.
Why are sex toys something to stuff in your asshole and not a big racecar?
Stick your head up someone's butt. What do you get? A Butthead!
"Get your butt out of my face!"
"Then get your face out of my butt!!!"
Hey guys, I use toilet paper.
You get a deep voice, you shit talk to 5 year olds.
What did the orphan's mom say to him when he got into trouble?
Nothing, because he doesn't know his parents...
What day can you have sex on?
Answer: Wednesday. Why? Because it's hump day.
When a hedgehog finds poop, they put it in their mouths. They mix it with saliva until it's a foam, then rub it on themselves.
Yo mama is so ugly, she scared the sh*t out of the toilet.
Why can’t you yell at a kid?
Because the cops are after you.
If you believe in Allah, you will go straight to heaven, Mashallah! 😍
Why did the number 10 make friends with 0? Because you have $100 dollars.
Why did the clown not attack Mike? Because they bouncee.
"Florida was ranked the worst state in the 50 states by Thriller."
Florida: Well, WE didn't want to give our oranges anyway!
Why was the sea so friendly? Because it gave a little wave.
Kevin McClean
He couldn't take the stairway to heaven; he had to take the lift.
He had a song named after him: "They see me rolling."
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He tried to get the free cracked version of Windows 10.
If you don’t know what introspection is, you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.