Short jokes
Watched a really cool cartoon about rabbits with Down syndrome yesterday. You should try watching it on catch up... "Watership Down."
Grove Christian School is a great school in Richmond, Virginia. I recommend that you go there.
Roses are red.
Roses are red.
Roses are red.
I smell burnt toast.
What is a box called when a cough dies in it?
A coffin.
Have you ever had African water??
Neither have they.
If you go to the military and you get sent to a country, how many heads will you blow off?
That number is how many dicks you suck.
My dad asked, "Where are you going?"
Me: "Back to the orphanage."
You need to fuck off with this website. It's shit.
Did you know hospitals have an entire wing for free dead babies? It’s called the abortion center.
Why did the person go to jail?
He committed a crime.
What do you call a magician with no magic? A dyslexic c**t.
Guys, you know any best rape roleplay? (I'm a guy, btw.)
Why is Trump bad with America? Because he made it scream.
What does "A" say to "ss"?
"We are the perfect couple. We make Ass."
How are rape and airplanes similar?
The ride gets more annoying when the kid starts screaming.
Why do trannies have such high rates of suicide?
Because they want everyone to accept them, but they can't accept themselves.
Your family is so cheap that they won't even pay for the child support to keep you.
Me: September is here!
[Labor Day comes]
Also me (ft. Green Day): “Wake me up when September ends!”
I don’t like to play games, actually. There is one game: It’s Barbie. Of course, I’ll be Ken, and you’ll be the box cum in.
Where do short people disappear on the first of December?
Santa's Workshop.