Short jokes
What's the difference between a rock and a woman?
The flat ones get skipped.
Stop posting things on orphan jokes, then!
Me and my twin when we share a pizza: there can be only one!
I don't know.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bum.
Bum who?
Bum holding a pistol!
It says in the Bible to only think about what’s pure and lovely... So I’ve been thinking about you all day long.
What does General Grievous say after he gets his penis growth pills?
A fine addition to my erection.
Your hairline is so far back dinosaurs are seeing it.
I hate you, Gwen. You are a stupid idiot!
My brother likes his Vegemite so black, it stole our car.
Why didn't the koala climb up the tree?
Comment down below!
Yo, Buster, I hope I am not busting your bubble.
That's kinda sus, you know?
Woahhhhhhh, we’re halfway theeeere! WOAHHHHHHH OHHHH, Squidward on a chaIIIir!
Why did the black guy cross the street to check King Van?
Why can't orphans tell jokes?
They have no one to tell them to, people.
I'm glad.
Kaas.
My sister said that if you go to a random person's door, the sister will all Waze open it.
How do you tell if a chick is too fat to fuck? When you pull her pants, her ass.