I was trying to tell some people here to stop, but then I found out that the S was covered in blood from me assaulting someone.
Short Jokes
Dinkleberg!
Why are all the emos banned from Six Flags?
Because they keep cutting in line.
No.
I asked this kid for a high five, but he could not reach my hand.
I hope every time you watch YouTube, you get 30 second unskippable ads!
Law is temporary. Syria is eternal.
In Ukraine, there was a massive wake-up call by Russia. But for some, the results were the opposite.
How do you spell "I. P. With U?"
The police: Pull over!
The kid: Do you know who my dad is?
The police: What, your mom did not tell you?
What is the road on a hill?
Hillside.
Hairline got cut by a broken teacup.
Mommy, Mommy! Are we werewolves?
Shut up and comb your face.
Why do orphans prefer IKEA to the Home Depot?
Because the Home Depot provides supplies for *a* home. IKEA just provides furniture.
Being gay must be a pain in the ass.
Credit to omnom.
What do you call a group of kangaroos? Gangaroos.
A man walks into a library and asks for books about paranoia.
The librarian whispers, "They're right behind you!"
I saw some kids bullying a kid in a wheelchair. I grabbed the kid, pushed him down the stairs, and said, "GTA physics."
Your hairline is so bad that it turned Wonder Woman into Failure Man.
Wanna know why people laugh at you? Because your life is a joke.