Short jokes
You know you trip and fall. Here is the funny joke: Did you have a nice trip?
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his son wanted to charge their phone, so they unplugged him.
Stephen Hawking tried to crack Abutu.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He tried to get the free cracked version of Windows 10.
Why did he die so soon? Oh, I know, he forgot to plug in his charger!
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribble.
One day a skeleton never worked. Everyone called him lazybones.
Where do short people disappear on the first of December?
Santa's Workshop.
Jeffrey Epstein was a horrible person, but at least he killed Jeffrey Epstein.
Read the name.
Joke: It felt good going through those Twin Towers!
Flat girls be like, "I will have breasts in the future." This is to all the flat girls: you will never get it.
Are you gay? Yeah, because I loved you.
Your hairline is like Spiderman: far from forehead.
How can a man make the world safer?
By having the chop.
What do you say when your pet pig gets lost?
This is a pig problem!
If you got a crush and you are a 👧🏻 girl, let him lick 👅 your vagina.
Stinking poo poo bum.
Joke of the day: Your mum is so fat I saw her at Greg’s! 😭🤣
Your hairline so back it caused 9/11.
Why did the idiot post so many 9/11 jokes?
Answer: Because his mom is a whore!
Did you hear about the guy that posts all of the "Hairline Jokes"?
Answer: Yeah, he's a COMPLETE IDIOT!