Short jokes

Mozart doesn't care if Bach is better than him; at least he puts a lot of emotion [into his music and] he makes people happy.

Person you don't know, my name.

I thought @$$hole Trump was a businessman, not a broke man.

What the hehehehehehe?

A rich man paid for a trip to space, but he couldn't go because the rocket was damaged. He received a refund and an apology.

Question: What is the BIG ADVANTAGE to going out on a date with a "Homeless Chic"?

Answer: After the date, you can "Drop Her Off" ANYWHERE!

🌵funking prick!

What do Middle Eastern suicide bombers say before they blow up?

I weel sho u wot da bom bom is! ALLAH!

Anyone know sadgirl101?

What do you call someone that is Mexican that has a BMW?

A big Mexican woman.

You want to hear a cheesy pizza joke? Never mind, it's too cheesy!

Hehehehehe.

Sex has no feeling with our cousin. Because both are relative.

Son, what is 1 plus 1?

Dad, I don't know.

Son, it is 2.

Dad, oh, I was gonna say 2.

I lost $10,000, so I killed my piggy bank, so I get a real pig and money which my money is fake, but the janitor said it is real, so I killed myself and turned into a real human.

Hi, I got fired. Oh, don't know which fire? Oh, the one that I got burned on, the volcano.

What do plus a pee and a nut... Nut pees, wait, pee nuts.

Chupapi Muñañyo

Orphans and punching bags are almost the same.

They both get hit, but a punching bag is still wanted.

Why did God give women legs?

1. To look at.

2. To wrap around your neck when you’re eating her out.

"GWEN, can you help me? There's some person messing with me. There name is JADSA, something like that. Look for a joke named Jayden."