Short jokes

Short Jokes

Assault

I was trying to tell some people here to stop, but then I found out that the S was covered in blood from me assaulting someone.

Emo

Why are all the emos banned from Six Flags?

Because they keep cutting in line.

Ad

I hope every time you watch YouTube, you get 30 second unskippable ads!

Ukraine

In Ukraine, there was a massive wake-up call by Russia. But for some, the results were the opposite.

Police

The police: Pull over!

The kid: Do you know who my dad is?

The police: What, your mom did not tell you?

Orphan

Why do orphans prefer IKEA to the Home Depot?

Because the Home Depot provides supplies for *a* home. IKEA just provides furniture.

Paranoia

A man walks into a library and asks for books about paranoia.

The librarian whispers, "They're right behind you!"

Wheelchair

I saw some kids bullying a kid in a wheelchair. I grabbed the kid, pushed him down the stairs, and said, "GTA physics."

Life

Wanna know why people laugh at you? Because your life is a joke.