Short jokes
I'm so friking dumb, even I need Joe Mama so fricking bad.
Why did the serial killer let the guy in a wheelchair go? Because the guy didn’t really have any body for the serial killer to stab.
Damn, didn't know this site was about Harry Pot-
"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "You're." "You're who?" "You're parents left you."
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.
Funniest Roblox Names I've heard:
ButtNugget123
Lil_RAT (user is actually Sillyowlbunny200)
baddasscarrot44
EggnogRat44
"That plane lookin kinda low."
This is why they don't want to sell the Double Manhattan in pubs anymore.
Stop blaming Bush. He is white, it couldn’t have been him.
So I gave a disabled kid hot wheels. I mean cars, no I gave him literal hot wheels!
Me: GUYS GUYS I CAN STOP 9/11.
My friend: How?
Justin: Justin!
What do you call an unemployed Rastafarian?
Jah Bless.
Friend, you're bold and fat.
Me: Bro, go to the bathroom and look at the mirror. You will probably break it.
"Clap clap clap that ass, bitch, shake that cameltoe, let them see them pussy lips!"
What games do orphans hate?
Bingo.
Your hairline is so ugly, even Dora the Explorer can’t even do it.
Your mom is so ugly even Shrek ran away from her.
America is filled with MAYO MONKEYS (you could make a mayo sandwich!).
An orphan is at a barbecue and is getting food. A man asks him if he wants steak or phan I ment ham.
Art? More like fart! Hahahahhahahahahahhah!