Short jokes
I don’t love being bored.
What has no legs and a human body?
A human with no legs.
I like my new... e-a-tree and a tree that is a magic house and a tree tree and a...
What did Santa say to the rain? Go away!
Why are cows 🐮 so big? To scare babies 👶.
I love jokes!
I would create an orphan website, but you need a homepage to do that.
How are babies and watermelons similar?
They are both fun to smash open with a sledgehammer and eat the insides.
What’s the difference from me and a gay person? You.
What’s the difference between Burger King and Ron Jeremy?
BK doesn’t sell real meat.
What color is a burp?
Burple!
Why are fire trucks big?
To hang out with the firefighters!
Mozart doesn't care if Bach is better than him; at least he puts a lot of emotion [into his music and] he makes people happy.
Stop joking about Helen Keller so much! It’s rude, poor woman! You all just wait till she hears about this!
China is a place. I once went to Buckingham Palace.
A virgin is what I called my daughter before I took that away from her.
I rule my women with an IRON FIST!!
Yeah, literally an iron that my fist is clenching against her face.
How did Mary get pregnant with baby Jesus?
God fucked her.
What do you get when you cross a rapper with a snowman?
FROSTY RHYMES!
What falls from the tree first, the autistic retard or the apple?
The apple, because the rope caught the autistic retard.