Short jokes
Yo mama so skinny, she choked on a SINGLE STRAND OF SPAGHETTI!
Why did the Mexican take the tamale to the hospital?
Tamlito.
I will give you all the fine chicks you want. Just dial this number: 313-974- tap that ass from Hooters strip club.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Police stop telling these awful knock knock jokes!
Don't ever wanna fuck a dude!!
Why did they call it "Aqua Claudia"?
Because it carried water, and another word for water is aqua. Duh!
Why use Heathrow when we have your forehead?
Why did Stephen Hawking die? Because he's slightly ginger.
Dad: What did your older brother say before he lost his virginity?
Son: Dad, please don't.
Dad: Exactly.
You suck.
Why is it easy to defeat America in Clash of Clans?
Because they have already got 2 towers down.
Hi, I'm new to this website, please follow.
Technoblade: It is high vitamin B.
Quackiity: What does vitamin B stand for?
Technoblade: Broke.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair going through a fire? Ghost Rider.
I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, and they asked if I could pilot a plane.
My buddy and I both wanted to marry a woman who happened to be an amputee.
Sadly, my buddy won her heart, but I got her leg.
When you look exactly like your dead cousin and everybody thinks she faked her death.
FUCKING MENT
What is Puss In Boots' favorite boot brand?
CAT!
Your mom is so ugly, you look like her. Oh, got 'em!
Why are New Yorkers so good at reading?
Some of them went through 100 stories in 10 seconds.