Short jokes
Two sticks only make a fire.
"Fucking cracker and you smell like fish!"
What did the knight say when he went to bed?
"Good Knight!" lul
What's wrong with my friend?
He's called Dobby Coleman and has a massive jaw.
China servers are up on Fortnite, yeah, check by there.
"China getting this dick in your mouth 😂"
Your momma is so fat, the whole Earth falls down to 100,000,000 ft.
What's a cow's favorite war?
World War Moo.
I was hitting my hand, and my mom asked me what I was doing. I said I'm beating my meat.
If you're Canadian in the kitchen, then what are you in the bathroom?
European.
Riddle: I don't move, I travel across the world, but I never leave the corner. What am I?
Answer: A stamp.
Haha
He couldn't take the stairway to heaven; he had to take the lift.
He had a song named after him: "They see me rolling."
The fact that "Hawkins" rhymes with "walking" and "talking," yet he could never do any of them.
Yeah, I keep telling everyone 9/11 jokes, but they all just crash and burn.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.
These are some of the greatest names ever: Dixie Normous, Dixie Rekt, Ka Monmi, Ice Wallow Kum, Dick Sinsider, Anita Biggerman.
When people mean "phat feast," they don't mean fat.
When yo mumma says "phat," she means FAT but thinks she's cool!
Kevin McClean
What’s Steven Hawking's fav[orite] food?
WiFi chips or his shoulder?