Short jokes
Did you know that whenever I read my blood donor ID?
Because it says "B Positive!"
Hey updog!
What's updog?
(Laughter)
Phone rings; "Are your parents home?"
Orphan; "Stop calling here!"
If you wear cowboy clothes, are you ranch dressing?
What camel has 3 humps?
...A pregnant one.
What's the difference between 13 dead babies and a skeleton?
There aren't any, there's 13 skeletons in my closet.
What do you do with a broken bird? You re-parrot!
Q: What is the best Disney character?
A: Toe Mater.
Dean's sex life.
My existence.
He went too far away from the wall, and he got unplugged.
What’s green and has wheels?
Grass, I lied about the wheels.
Women will always be superior to men. After all, they are FEmale (Fe - iron, male - man).
Why do some people keep posting lame jokes about 9/11?
Answer; Because they are STUPID LOSERS!
Talking to a liberal is like trying to explain social media to a 70-year-old.
What do you get when you cross a rapper with a snowman?
FROSTY RHYMES!
Why don't rappers tell secrets?
Because they always spill the beats.
Why did the rapper join a gym?
To get those SICK BARS.
Long time since I made a joke, huh? I used a Time Machine to make this one.
Stephen Hawking didn't die, he got sucked up by the black hole then got sent to the large charger in the sky.