Why can't orphans call their friends?
Because they don't have a home phone!
Short Jokes
Kobi shops at Aldi.
I went on a date with an Eastern European chick. She got mad because I rushed her...
Get it? It's Russia, and I rushed her.
Father's Day is a dad joke.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
You.
You who?
Who do you see over there???
Your forehead is so big it drips pickle juice!
What do dead people and orphans have in common? They can't see their family.
Hey, Squidward, say "kid" backward. Also, suck my dick!
Let's stop this, it's not funny. Oh wait, the orphans are all gone with nobody. 😂
What did the glove say to his girlfriend?
I glove you!
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What do you need an apple because you got an "izzy?"
People with bad past end up creating the worst future...
Being mean.
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it.
The highest praise my wife gave to me was when she told me, "The best feminine attribute on your body as a woman would be your p🍆nis." 🥰
Why did the Lego cross the road? He was on the wrong block!
Yo momma so fat, she farts out volcanoes.
"Can I throw you away? You look like my trash can. Oh, wait, you *are* my trash can."
Yeah yeah.