Short jokes
"9/11 was just a really intense game of Jenga."
You're dead inside.
(Stabs him 23 times)
Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.
Men, get into the kitchen and make me a sandwich!
Women, go chop some lumber!
White people, get back into the cotton fields!
What do you call a person with one arm, one leg, one eye, and one ear?
ONESY.
“Hey dad, how do you kill a star?” - Give them drugs.
When you accidentally choke your girlfriend to death and then realize that it's your sister so who gives a f**k?
Jack and Jill went up the hill, both had Bacardi rum. When Jill's was gone, she wanted Jack's, that's why she took it from him.
Okay, the joke's over. Bring back Trump!
When your girlfriend tells you she's a guy: "What, bitch? Naw, hell no!"
You have more chins than a Hong Kong telephone book!
I thought of telling my teachers that I am transgender so I get to wear my AirPods in class.
Cuddle with you.🙂
I needed a test on if I'm pregnant. Then the doc said, "Take your pants down." Then he put his penis in my vagina and said, "Now you are pregnant."
Why do mountains go to sleep a lot?
Because they are high.
What did your mom get for Christmas?
A big black horse dildo.
How do Asians name their kids? They drop spoons and forks down the stairs. Chin Chan Chon.
Why did the Indian cross the road?
To get to the curry shop.
Who is the new heterosexual Michael Joseph Jackson (pedophile)?
R. Kelly.
If Huggy and Kissy ever had a kid, they would have a good lunch. *evil laugh* 😈
If Hillary Clinton and Joe Biden are in a boat and it capsizes, who survives? America.