Short jokes
"That's not my name, but okay, that's cool. My name is Coco, but okay, and I already knew Jayden was a boy who is bi."
I like to drown in a pool.
I mean billiards...
What is a threesome?
1 + 1 = 3
What do you call Jamieilyah when she is sleeping?
Sleeping Beauty.
At an orphan's funeral, you say, "Your dad came back."
Q: Wanna see something funny?
A: Sure.
*bomb Florida*
I can’t wait for collage....
5 min later, ight I’m gonna go kill myself.
What is not the definition of prostitution?
A dumb blonde that got money for babysitting. Does it cycle now?
I would tell a joke, but I’m sad my dad died in 9/11. He’s the greatest pilot that went down with the Twin Towers.
Me: Can I borrow your CD?
Friend: What CD?
Me: See deez nuts in your mouth.
Me: Jaiden telling orphan jokes to my friend.
That orphan behind me...
You're so fat that you're gonna be my next hamburger for dinner and the next In-N-Out, just like your parents.
Stop, orphan joke!
Yo mama so fat!
She sunk the Titanic. She put on a blue coat and they thought she was an iceberg!
LET'S GOOOO!
What is a redneck virgin?
A seven-year-old that can run faster than her brothers.
Make an ugly face in 3, 2... STOP! OMG, STOP! EWWWWW! Oh wait, that’s your normal face.
Do you know how to confuse Helen Keller?
Put her in a room and tell her to find the corner.
I’m a short joke.
I’m only five feet tall 😞
What is the difference between you and Iron Man? You have a wonky hairline.