Short jokes

Short jokes

Name

"That's not my name, but okay, that's cool. My name is Coco, but okay, and I already knew Jayden was a boy who is bi."

Collage

I can’t wait for collage....

5 min later, ight I’m gonna go kill myself.

Prostitution

What is not the definition of prostitution?

A dumb blonde that got money for babysitting. Does it cycle now?

Pilot

I would tell a joke, but I’m sad my dad died in 9/11. He’s the greatest pilot that went down with the Twin Towers.

Nut

Me: Can I borrow your CD?

Friend: What CD?

Me: See deez nuts in your mouth.

Orphan

You're so fat that you're gonna be my next hamburger for dinner and the next In-N-Out, just like your parents.

Mama

Yo mama so fat!

She sunk the Titanic. She put on a blue coat and they thought she was an iceberg!

Face

Make an ugly face in 3, 2... STOP! OMG, STOP! EWWWWW! Oh wait, that’s your normal face.

Corner

Do you know how to confuse Helen Keller?

Put her in a room and tell her to find the corner.