Short jokes

What falls from the tree first, the autistic retard or the apple?

The apple, because the rope caught the autistic retard.

What do autistic retards and birds have in common?

They both flap their arms, lol.

Why don't rappers tell secrets?

Because they always spill the beats.

You're really special.

But the R in special is silent.

Why did the rapper join a gym?

To get those SICK BARS.

Your face.

No, you!

Your mum!

Watched a really cool cartoon about rabbits with Down syndrome yesterday. You should try watching it on catch up... "Watership Down."

Ed is dumb.

When a person asked to see her balance at a bank, they pushed him over.

What is a Mexican's favorite type of dog?

A Chihuahua.

What's the difference between Fortnite and PUBG?

I don't know.

I don't know why my boyfriend's dad doesn't like me. Maybe because we had sex?

Black dog is gay.

Bro, imagine shooting a school for autistic people.

Orphan jokes are just hurtful, and that is all they are, so please stop.

The South.

My dick is hard as a rock, anyone wanna fuck?

"1v1," said Kobe. LeBron James says, "Ok, bet," and bet the money. Bro, ok, let's get it."