Short jokes
What do you call a group of depressed people?
Sue-icide squad.
What do you call a redhead in a fridge?
I'm pretty sure her name was Kelly.
Why does Blake eat cake? Because Caleb can't.
Why did the ground crack? Because of your mum!
I told people your mom is also known as "MBD" because you're a mega baby dispenser.
This will happen in your future, though, now because you're mean.
Yo hairline be looking like a chicken nugget, headass.
What do you call six gay people in a war? Rainbow Six Siege.
One time my receipt broke before I even got to my truck.
What did the swearing hen say?
"Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, FUCK!" (It's cluck.)
What did the cussing rooster say?
"Cock-a-doodle-doo, phew!"
Hello, welcome to Joe’s Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic, where yesterday’s loss is today’s sauce! How may I help you today?
Doctor: Tomorrow is like John Cena, you won’t see it.
When the driver ran out of fuel, what kind of gasoline did he use? Grassoline.
Why did Zayn Malik get his girlfriend to convert to Islam? So she can declare GiGIHADid.
What happens when someone shoots the Hulk?
He got gangryeen.
Gangrene+green+angry
Zachary Disease Joke 🤣🤣🤣
https://youtu.be/xtmB7mZDYAs
Comment if u liked the picture of Gwen in her "Bra."
What does a kid say to an orphan, "Where are your parents?"\n\n"I don’t have parents. Where are yours? Are you an orphan like me? I hope not!"
Why didn't Stephen Hawking ever eat chicken wings? Because he didn't exist.
How did Peter Cottontail get his swing on? He made love to Alice in Wonderland.