Short jokes
What's WWE called in Africa?
Shadow fight.
What does a middle aged man live in?
A retarded kid he keeps in the van.
Hey Explain bear, how would you like to be replaced by #ExplainNibbles the hamster AI?
Q. What's the difference between Donald Trump and orange Jello?
A. The Jello has a higher IQ.
I don’t like to play games, actually. There is one game: It’s Barbie. Of course, I’ll be Ken, and you’ll be the box cum in.
Why doesn't The View have anyone on it who is trans? They just look like they are.
What do you call a Flying Pilot?
He pee on the plane.
Me: September is here!
[Labor Day comes]
Also me (ft. Green Day): “Wake me up when September ends!”
POV: Your grandma is on life support. I would unplug her life support to charge my third phone.
The woman was thinking she wanted to have sex, but one second later, she did it on the street with a criminal.
"Rapeboat" so fat it made yo momma look thin.
Why did the rapper bring a vacuum to the concert?
So the haters could SUCK on him!
Why do orphans like playing tennis so much?
Because it’s the only way they’ll ever get love.
What's a prostitute's favorite snack?
Skittles. They love to taste the rainbow.
WOW! I CAN SEE THE TWIN TOWERS FROM HERE.
I don't laugh at Trump.
I was taught to NEVER make fun of the mentally handicapped.
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I used to think all Americans were racist.
Now I've changed my mind. They DID elect an orange president.
What’s a rapper’s favorite kind of SODA?
Dr. Dre Pepper.
What does a ginger do when they want to high five a friend? They clap.