Short jokes
I don't shut up, I grow up, and when I see you, I throw up.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
Your forehead is so big it can't even fit in the garage!
What is red, white, and blue all over?
A dead cop.
My bully: Your face is ugly.
Me: Yeah well your mom is so fat she broke the stairway to heaven.
My bully: :(
"What’s your name?"
"Am erica."
"No, I asked for your name, not your country."
Why did everyone dislike Little Johnny at school?
'Cause he pierced everyone's livers with a .357 magnum.
I miss my wife, Tails.
My friend's 4-year-old daughter made up this joke.
What kind of poo should you put in your hair?
Shampoo.
What's another nickname for a flat emo?
A copping boars.
Why did the orphan not get service at the restaurant?
Because it was a family restaurant!
Ur dad is gay!
Omg! I didn't mean that. Please don't tell ur mom.
I'm so so so sry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Have you heard about the kidnapping at the goat farm?
Why do orphans suck at homework?
Because they don’t have a home.
What's the difference between Vin Diesel and an orphan?
Vin Diesel actually has family.
My great great grandfather killed Hitler😌
Sissy Baka
Bitch
A: Do you eat food?
B: Yes...
A: You can sit on deez nuts then!
B: Omg I have depression now.
Why don't orphans play Minecraft?
Because Technoblade is on the platform.
A cat in the desert be like:
YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!