Short jokes
If life was like Pacific Rim, I'd say your mom's pussy was a category 5.
What do you call sex?
Making cake.
What do you get when you cross a cat and a dinosaur? A cat-astrophe!
So my mom said, "Did you do your homework?" Well, I say yes, and in the hour, I yelled, "This is fake, not real!" 😅😅😅
Ehhhhhhhh.
What's the first thing that a battered woman does when she gets out of the shelter?
My last if she knows what's good for her.
Add me on Xbox Live: ironstriker1316.
I'm going to your mom's house. Can you help me, planet?
The Titanic was in a pickle when they saw the iceberg.
When a lady gets married, what does she borrow?
She borrows her husband's last name.
Hi, I'm Yeff.
What happens when you search nudes on my phone?
Nothing, I don't have any.
Apparently, I'm a category for jokes now. Hmm... ok!
#HOMIEZ4Life
P.S. Say "crack my finger," now say it backwards :)
I f*** my dad. Please help me. 😭😭😭😭
Your mom, bro! XD Roasted! Lmfaoooooooooo!
Why did the failed abortion climb up the woman’s leg?
It was homesick.
How did the guy greet his wife?
"Howdy, sister!"
Who likes penis?
My cousin!
Last night I had a dream of lead, but your mom won't let me tell you.
So I'm a cow, guess what my dad thinks of that? He says I'm a loooosmer.