Short jokes
My brother likes his Vegemite so black, it stole our car.
Why didn't the koala climb up the tree?
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Yo, Buster, I hope I am not busting your bubble.
How cool is NASA?
Not cool at all.
Why do orphans have sex toys? Because the uncle isn't there.
How do Chinese parents name their children?
Dropping a pan down the stairs. Bing, Bong, Dong.
How do you get an orphan sad?
You say you will tell their mom that they have been a baaaaaad boy.
What's the difference between a watermelon and an orphan?
One you cut into 2 with a knife.
And the watermelon you cut into pieces.
Why did Jesus not win any Stanley Cups? Because he was cut from the team because he kept being pinned to the boards.
When your cousin who has a lisp died from the impostor in Among Us,
"THE IMPASTA KILLED MEH!"
Why did Tigger look in the toilet?
He was looking for "poo."
Why can't pirates play cards in the jungle?
Too many cheetahs.
Me: Mom, we made a cake.
Bully: Guess what?
Me: What?
Bully: Nobody cares!
Me: Yeah, nobody cares about you!
This will happen in your future, though, now because you're mean.
Yo hairline be looking like a chicken nugget, headass.
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https://youtu.be/xtmB7mZDYAs
I dreamed about drowning in an ocean made out of orange soda last night.
It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta sea.
Charlie likes big, black chocolate.
If all the class are straight but you think that someone is hiding that he's gay, you're an investiGAYtor.
I would curse at you, but my country praises cows.