Short jokes
The world's funniest joke? Your life.
What's black, white, and red?
A nun that fell down an elevator shaft.
Your family.
"Meow, meow, I'm a cow," I said.
"Meow, meow, I'm a cow."
What do autistics, women, and chinks have in common? They can't fuckin' drive.
A cop pulls over an old man.
The cop walks up to the old man and says, "Do you know why I pulled you over?"
The old man said, "No."
What do you call a squirrel with wings? A flying squirrel, it's pretty self-explanatory.
When I masturbate, things cum.
When an old man does, no one cums.
What's better than throwing up a stillborn?
Making your wife eat it again.
Where did the cake sleep on the stove?
In a pan.
God.
Guys, I'm sorry about these bad puns. I should've kept my big Meowth shut.
"Koalafications" are irr-elephant.
Fuck you people who made those jokes! (but some were funny but the starving one is messed up!)
One day Johnae said, "What do you call a family outing?"
"Incest."
Low key Johnae fucks Kirby and Peach.
Why does God hate me?
Because I'm a gay minority who fights for women's rights.
"Kill yourself. Stop thinking whether or not to do it, you dumb fucking cunt, no one likes you. Jump off a fucking 3 story building, bitch."
Child predators: "You're so six-y."
Spppppp.
What did Sally get for Christmas?
Cancer.