Short jokes
You know the Twin Towers employees were supposed to meet a good football team. Instead, they just met the Jets.
What did Nemo say to the emo?
"Be careful, you can't Nemo your way out of emo."
One thing you can ask Mario:
"Can you jump up and down for me?"
What do Gay Men and Minorities have in common?
My dad hates them both!
Africa has every gun except for what?
A water gun.
Suicide is population control, republished.
An Asian walked up to another Asian that was crying.
He asked, "Is somting wong?"
The other guy says, "I was i a noh paking zon."
God bless the shooting that happened.
So, I went up to an emo and I said, "Why did you steal my bar code from my chips?"
F*ck in' the poo.
Why did my dad bring a bomb vest to fit in with his Taliban brothers?
Instead of Obama, it was supposed to be Osama. Pretending I got their names mixed up.
When you’re in India and you start hearing a tick, tick, tick, tick, you run!
Dog.
What's worse than having a comedian as president? Having a president that has dementia.
These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.
What's the single worst terrestrial species? Humans, obviously.
Why does Batman only wear black?
Because he's emo!
Joe Mama is so fat that when she sat on an iPhone, it turned into an iPod.
That's wheely (really) sad.