Short jokes
Allahu Akbar.
Aaron, you glad I didn't make this joke?
My name is Justin. I like boys. Hit me up?
You: Did you get the new snoo subscription?
Other: What's snoo?
You: Not much, how 'bout you?
"Baaad boy."
Want to hear a joke? Look at the Miami Dolphins football record.
We used to have a tail on the back... and now it moves forward.
I was on a plane and my mom said, "It's just a little turbulence."
And I said, "Mom, we just got on the runway!"
How do cows say "oof?"
They say, "MOOf."
At work: Hey guys, I'm gonna Arnold clock out now.
Wanna know what's funny? Scott's low joke standards.
Who are you?
Oh, I'm an orphan!
Oh... bye! :/
What do you call funny waves? Wave Chappelle.
I love the letters of the alphabet.
What happens if you mix the two names "Shannon" and "Stephanie"? You have the name "Shanny."
How come Christmas is one time? Because it is so nice!
What is a rabbit's favorite drink? Hare wine.
Where do rabbits sleep?
In the junkyard outside.
What type of place would Papyrus hang out at?
The SPA-ghetti!
*insert ba dum tss here*
Why didn't the pirate write a letter to his mom?
Are you kidding me?!?