Short jokes
What kind of mountain does everyone like?
Mountain Dew!!! Hahah.
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
'Cause she's already dead.
Why did the octopus cry?
Because his mum said he looked like Johnny Depp.
Your mom is so fat that she cannot look at her feet when taking a shower.
Sister, can I see your two big rabbits?
The most unfunny joke ever made.
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of cereal?
Snap, crackle, and RAP!
How can you tell an Asian guy is awake?
You can never tell.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Well, at least one gets picked.
9/11 is like me after I'm finished with my Lego house. I destroy it! 😄🤣
Q) Why is Technoblade's body hard?
A) Cuz he was thinking of children on his deathbed!
Juice WRLD died a legend. Making these jokes won't get you anywhere. Grow up.
What's the difference between a Black person and a White person? Nothing, are you racist?
When the moon hits the earth,
IT Moon-chan kissing Earth-chan.
What did the naked man say to the naked woman?
"Suck my dick."
What does a priest and a male homosexual have in common?
They both like to suck a big cock inside the men's locker room at the gym.
9/11 was pretty great to me, it's just hilarious to watch people lose at Jenga.
If you have an Autistic child, don't worry. Put your trust in God and pray it gets kidnapped.
How can you tell when a female was raped? She crossed herself out.
Little Johnny wanted a lolly, so his dada gave him dick.