Short jokes

Short jokes

Doctor

What did the doctor say to the terminally ill Power Ranger?

It's Morphine Time.

Story

Why are New Yorkers so good at reading?

Some of them went through 100 stories in 10 seconds.

Cousin

When you look exactly like your dead cousin and everybody thinks she faked her death.

FUCKING MENT

Kid

What do you call a kid in a wheelchair going through a fire? Ghost Rider.

Mama

Well, yo mama is fat, and when she loses weight, all the food that she has is hers, but the Africans get none.

Pilot

I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, and they asked if I could pilot a plane.

Amputee

My buddy and I both wanted to marry a woman who happened to be an amputee.

Sadly, my buddy won her heart, but I got her leg.

Hooker

How many dicks can fit inside of a hooker? I don't know, ask your wife.

Mathematician

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.

Wheel

So I gave a disabled kid hot wheels. I mean cars, no I gave him literal hot wheels!

Dad

Dad: What did your older brother say before he lost his virginity?

Son: Dad, please don't.

Dad: Exactly.

Tower

Why is it easy to defeat America in Clash of Clans?

Because they have already got 2 towers down.

Vitamin

Technoblade: It is high vitamin B.

Quackiity: What does vitamin B stand for?

Technoblade: Broke.