Short jokes
Are you a rope? Cause I'm tryna put you around my neck 😏
You're so poor, you only got 2 jokes.
What did the doctor say to the terminally ill Power Ranger?
It's Morphine Time.
Why are New Yorkers so good at reading?
Some of them went through 100 stories in 10 seconds.
When you look exactly like your dead cousin and everybody thinks she faked her death.
FUCKING MENT
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair going through a fire? Ghost Rider.
Well, yo mama is fat, and when she loses weight, all the food that she has is hers, but the Africans get none.
What is Puss In Boots' favorite boot brand?
CAT!
I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, and they asked if I could pilot a plane.
My buddy and I both wanted to marry a woman who happened to be an amputee.
Sadly, my buddy won her heart, but I got her leg.
How many dicks can fit inside of a hooker? I don't know, ask your wife.
Me: GUYS GUYS I CAN STOP 9/11.
My friend: How?
Justin: Justin!
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.
So I gave a disabled kid hot wheels. I mean cars, no I gave him literal hot wheels!
Dad: What did your older brother say before he lost his virginity?
Son: Dad, please don't.
Dad: Exactly.
You suck.
Your mom is so ugly, you look like her. Oh, got 'em!
Why is it easy to defeat America in Clash of Clans?
Because they have already got 2 towers down.
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Technoblade: It is high vitamin B.
Quackiity: What does vitamin B stand for?
Technoblade: Broke.