I lost $10,000, so I killed my piggy bank, so I get a real pig and money which my money is fake, but the janitor said it is real, so I killed myself and turned into a real human.
Short Jokes
What do plus a pee and a nut... Nut pees, wait, pee nuts.
Chupapi Muñañyo
Orphans and punching bags are almost the same.
They both get hit, but a punching bag is still wanted.
"GWEN, can you help me? There's some person messing with me. There name is JADSA, something like that. Look for a joke named Jayden."
What is not the definition of prostitution?
A dumb blonde that got money for babysitting. Does it cycle now?
Q: Wanna see something funny?
A: Sure.
*bomb Florida*
I can’t wait for collage....
5 min later, ight I’m gonna go kill myself.
God, aka Mr. Universe said he was God's gift to this earth, but where is he?
I was about to go to sleep, but then I remembered my idol has 0 G/A, and it's mid-November. Thanks, Pessi, for ruining my sleep! 🤬
What do you call a Downey with glasses?
No, me neither.
What do you call a rabbit with a crooked dick?
Fucks funny.
Why do farts smell?
So deaf people can enjoy them as well.
I would tell a joke, but I’m sad my dad died in 9/11. He’s the greatest pilot that went down with the Twin Towers.
What bees make milk?
Boob bees.
Me: Can I borrow your CD?
Friend: What CD?
Me: See deez nuts in your mouth.
Me: Jaiden telling orphan jokes to my friend.
That orphan behind me...
You're so fat that you're gonna be my next hamburger for dinner and the next In-N-Out, just like your parents.
Now from the top, make it drop, that's a WAP, that's a WAP.
What do you call a mix of nuts, bolts, and my ex?
A roTHOT.