Short jokes
What do you call a nasty ass boy?
Sam Caithness.
Why was three afraid of two? Because he killed everyone!
Why did the koala fall out of the tree?
Because it died.
Child predators: "You're so six-y."
Why did Sally not save the mountain climber?
Because it was her dad.
Pedophiles smell good.
Fun fact: Pringles are named Pringles because somebody decided to name them Pringles.
What does a pickle look like a p*nis?
The cow was stuck because 3 retarded piggies were blocking him.
What did the cow say to the pigs, "MOOOVE!"
Nobody:
Titanic: sYnCccCc
Iceberg: yAaaYeEee
People: yAaanOooO
Ocean: fUuudD
I like my boo like I like my packages: straight out of the box.
Stephen Hawking is a real stand up guy, out-standing performance.
Look in a mirror.
What did one Justin say to the other Justin?
- Fuck you.
I have a friend called Jakob and asked him, "Where my crackers are?"
How do you close a cabinet?
You closet! Hahahhyaahhahaaahhahaha!
Why did the Roman eat pizza? He felt like it.
What did Eminem do when he couldn't get some of his mom's spaghetti?
Well, he didn't make it back to recovery this time...
If you're ever bored, pee on an android. Apple is better!
You look like a 2 year old drawing that came alive.