Short jokes
Q: What do you call a man in a wheelchair?
A: Disabled.
Pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop.
What do you call a guy named Ben?
Answer: Ben
Why does Adam sleep early so his mum and stepdad can fuck on his bed?
What kind of mountain does everyone like?
Mountain Dew!!! Hahah.
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
'Cause she's already dead.
Why did the octopus cry?
Because his mum said he looked like Johnny Depp.
The Romans conquered Africa, they conquered Europe, they conquered Britain, then they stopped. They probably ran out of conkers.
Yo mama sooooooo fucking fat, when she takes a step, she needs a 5-min break.
Juice WRLD farts smell like McDonalds.
9/11 was pretty great to me, it's just hilarious to watch people lose at Jenga.
Question: How was Covid-19 born?
Answer: Someone fucked Batman! 😂
When the moon hits the earth,
IT Moon-chan kissing Earth-chan.
A, B, C, E, F, G. You smell like a baby. Maybe you should not be "Hati-ey."
Why are you making all these bad jokes about orphans? What did they ever do to you?
If you have an Autistic child, don't worry. Put your trust in God and pray it gets kidnapped.
What's the difference between a Black person and a White person? Nothing, are you racist?
Hey, Mom, I am ugly.
"Facts," my mom says.
Orphans smell like Grandma cunt.
Q) Why is Technoblade's body hard?
A) Cuz he was thinking of children on his deathbed!