Short jokes
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This is a classic.
Why did the Dog go into the fire?
Because it wanted to be a hot Dog!
How does Stephen Hawking have sex?
Enter, backspace. Enter, backspace.
Best friend: Let’s get tattoos of our parents.
Orphan: I don’t have parents.
My sister said I'm stupid and I'm a baby, and I said, "Oh, I didn't know we were talking about you."
How do gay guys finish prayer?
“GAYMEN!”
Say "traffic," and replace "r" with "h." It sounds like... that thicc.
A penis is driving a car when all of a sudden it gets hit by a car, what did the penis end up saying?
Aaaawwwww I got dicklash!
If I had a dollar for every time someone did something stupid,
I would have approximately 7.8 Billion dollars.
When someone pops up in your life making you all happy, you be like, "Who sent you?"
Me: *in a family meeting*
Mom: Ok guys...
Me in my mind: BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA
What kind of paper gets stuck to your foot?
DUH! A sticker.
My friend and I were playing Poker... And my friend also beat me with Jackass.
Two kids were beating up a kid in an alley, so I stepped in to help. He didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.
I'm in school lol.
In Home Alone, if the kid was an orphan, it would just be called "Alone."
Teacher: Everyone, tomorrow is bring your mom to school day.
Me: Sorry but my mom's not gonna make it.
Teacher: Why?
Me: I'm an orphan, bitch.
Me in my dream: What a good day! *rumble* Ooh! What was that?
I wake up and I find myself on the floor.
Why did the hedgehog cross the road?
To check in on his flat mate.
What did the banana say to Ethan, Ryan, and Cooper?
"Hi!"
My sister beat me in a race. She gave me a raspberry. I was bitter.