Short jokes
"Kill yourself. Stop thinking whether or not to do it, you dumb fucking cunt, no one likes you. Jump off a fucking 3 story building, bitch."
Child predators: "You're so six-y."
Spppppp.
What did Sally get for Christmas?
Cancer.
What do you call Hitler?
Gay.
Why did Paul Walker die? Because he crashed a car into a tree.
Why did Texas freeze to death? Because they're retarded.
What does your mother look like after I had sex with her eight times? An octopus.
What do you call a gay person who is gay but just can't admit it? A Filipino.
It’s raining, it’s pouring. The old man is snoring. He got shot in the head and didn’t wake up in the morning.
Jesus is great because Jesus is good. Amen.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Doctor.
Doctor who?
Why's missy Shaw such a slug? Because she's obese. Hahahahahaha!
My abortion.
I guess Canada's national igloo is melting because of global warming.
What did John say after someone shot his leg?
Oof!
I gave my friends some buttons.
Too bad he couldn't pull himself together.
When this guy fell off a cliff, he got an A+ for egg-cellence!
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
It didn't; it got stuck in a crack.
Wat?