Short jokes
When a hedgehog finds poop, they put it in their mouths. They mix it with saliva until it's a foam, then rub it on themselves.
Just.
Old.
Killer.
Epigrams.
What did the dumb kid call ratios?
A type of cereal.
Teacher: Go through the ABCs in pre-school.
Me: Hey, teacher, omae wa mou shindeiru!
Teacher: NANI!?!?
Yo mama is so ugly, she scared the sh*t out of the toilet.
Why can’t you yell at a kid?
Because the cops are after you.
Las Vegas has a new 550-foot-tall Ferris wheel, hoping to gain tourists.
What’s already gaining “tourists”? Whores.
Why are sex toys something to stuff in your asshole and not a big racecar?
What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.
Me: Says to kid at adoption center, "You're adopted!"
Me and kid: hug.
Thought this site needed a little bit of nice jokes.
What did one astronaut say to the other astronaut after landing on the Moon?
"Ah! And people thought we were moons!"
What’s Steven Hawking's favorite crisps brand?
Walkers.
Want to know something good about people giving ZERO fucks about you and living in the country?
Everybody knows nothing.
rat gaagah?
Me: I know how to use a microwave!
Also me: Mom! The microwave is on fire!
Why did the fire not burn the kid? Because it had no lips.
Q: How to hit an orphan?
A: Hit them with a family tree.
Why did Mr. Peanut die?
His cane snapped!
What do screen doors and blondes have in common?
The more you bang them, the looser they get.
Is your name ooOOo? Because my name is lalala.
oOO laLA!