Short jokes
Knock knock.
Who's there?
I did ap.
I did ap who? (I did a poo)
EEWW you did a poo???
My dad died in the attacks. He was the best pilot for Pakistan.
What's an emo black kid called? A dark Drakie.
I breathe in African food.
I really wanna hit you right now, but that would be animal abuse.
The 10 cents said to the 1 cent, "Haha, I make more cents than you!"
There's gonna be 8 planets right after I destroy Uranus.
Me being raped is like my birth certificate; it doesn't expire.
Q: What’s Jackie Chan‘s favorite drink to have at a bar?
A: Wo-Tah!
So I walk into a bar, and there’s people waiting in line to punch me in the face.
That’s the punch line.
There are multiple. That’s the joke.
Why was the kid sad?
He was adopted.
I go 7u7. I said I go 7u7. Get Rick and rolled, my son.
I adopted you. Now say goodbye, you missed your Spanish lesson...
Sarcastic Doctor: Tell me.
Guy: I have leukemia in the brain.
Sarcastic Doctor: That doesn't concern me.
Teacher: What does the pig's skin do?
Student: It keeps pig skin together! 😂
Voicemailing.
Where was your mom last night? In the man club?
What did all the humans say when all the pets left town?
A doggone catastrophe!
Teacher: Can someone tell me the only living thing that can reproduce without sex?
Little Johnny: "Your wife."