Short jokes
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Well, at least one gets picked.
Your mom is so fat that she cannot look at her feet when taking a shower.
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of cereal?
Snap, crackle, and RAP!
Ever heard of rape jokes?
No?
Well, I'll MAKE you hear 'em!
Please stop using this thread. It is cancer.
A dog meets a cat. The cat is black and the dog is white. They have sex on site, no cap.
Why can't orphans work at S.C. Johnson? Cause it's a family company.
My girl walks in the room in nude mode and sat on my dick. I said, "What up, your pussy?" She said, "Your dick."
My wife's dyslexic, but hey, nobody's perfect.
What’s the difference between a bullet and a prostitute? They both burst a barrel.
What's the difference between an aborted fetus and an upside-down bar stool?
An upside-down bar stool can only pleasure 4 men.
Santa said my mom was good... But she is on the naughty list.
Okay, so I ate an apple and it tasted good.
If you go to the military and you get sent to a country, how many heads will you blow off?
That number is how many dicks you suck.
What's the difference between broccoli & boogers?
People don't eat their broccoli.
The deaf man said to the waiter:
"Mmmm."
The waiter said, "No English."
Then the deaf man signed, "F U."
BOB: Wanna know a joke?
LILLY: What? Your hat?
BOB: No, my life :'(
Why does Adam buy airsoft guns, you might ask?
To defend himself against his own father... his life must be shit.
You are the joke.
How do you finger a feminist? Shake her hand and call her Theresa.