Short jokes
What did the explorer say when he got tired?
I'm gonna take a map.
What do women and peanut butter have in common?
They're both easy to spread.
Kid: “What happened to Dad?”
Mom: “He flew into the Twin Towers.”
Why are hill billies so weird? Because their name is Billy.
Diarrhea.
What's longer than a penis?
About anything.
What do you get when you put a clown, a peodophile, a gay wet person?
Answer: YOUR DAD
What do you call an octopus whose father left?
An octopie.
When I was on the Titanic, I got broken.
Dolls have wigs made of mohair, cancer patients have wigs of no hair.
RIP K.
When they have a party, they're racist. When they hang out with Ys, they're mean.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The butt.
The butt who?
The butt goes mooooo!
I knew a girl called Melissa, but she was a tranny, and he could suck his own dick.
What did the teacher say to the student?
Orange you glad to see me?
If you're white and you're racist to someone, don't do anything.
What shoes does a pedophile wear?
White vans.
Q: What do you call a man in a wheelchair?
A: Disabled.
Pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop.
What do you call a guy named Ben?
Answer: Ben
Why does Adam sleep early so his mum and stepdad can fuck on his bed?