Short jokes

Short jokes

Orphan

What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?

Well, at least one gets picked.

Mom

Your mom is so fat that she cannot look at her feet when taking a shower.

Rapper

What’s a rapper’s favorite type of cereal?

Snap, crackle, and RAP!

Sex

A dog meets a cat. The cat is black and the dog is white. They have sex on site, no cap.

Dick

My girl walks in the room in nude mode and sat on my dick. I said, "What up, your pussy?" She said, "Your dick."

Fetus

What's the difference between an aborted fetus and an upside-down bar stool?

An upside-down bar stool can only pleasure 4 men.

Mom

Santa said my mom was good... But she is on the naughty list.

Dick

If you go to the military and you get sent to a country, how many heads will you blow off?

That number is how many dicks you suck.

Broccoli

What's the difference between broccoli & boogers?

People don't eat their broccoli.

Deaf man

The deaf man said to the waiter:

"Mmmm."

The waiter said, "No English."

Then the deaf man signed, "F U."

Life

BOB: Wanna know a joke?

LILLY: What? Your hat?

BOB: No, my life :'(

Adam

Why does Adam buy airsoft guns, you might ask?

To defend himself against his own father... his life must be shit.