What is flatter than an Asian?
Their nose.
Short Jokes
What did the boy say to the noose?
"Can you please tie me."
The boy ran into the gym, why?
Because he wanted to ketch-up with everyone. Also, he got pun-ishment from his "momster."
Someone goes into a bar and asks for a blow job. The barman goes, "Me too." But then the guy goes, "I meant the drink."
I did a good job and walk walk home and walk walk to the car and drive. What is the difference between a good [what]?
What did the cow say to the prostitute?
Moo.
Why are some people African?
Because genes, you dummy!
Roses are red, I have a confession:
A man kills best friend after 10hrs anal sex session.
Why did the Indian man eat a cow? Because he wanted to be fat.
You're so fat, you have more chins than a fat Chinese with heaps of chins!
"911, I just crashed my car. I think it's burning. I can't see. It hurts to breathe."
Jesus has a twisted humor.
kittens cute cuddly and loveable oh yeah, I almost forgot, add razors that stick out [of] their feet.
What is something that smells yuck? 🤮
Old bus seats.
How to get free robux: buy robux to make a game to get more robux.
What’s the difference between Jesus and a plank of wood?
A plank of wood can take nails to the extremities without screaming.
"North America, best America."
What's the difference between an American police man and a Christian?
At least a Christian kneels in church.
So little Johnny was walking to the bathroom, and he said, "Grandma," said, "why is the blood coming out of your ###😥 I need to call help."
Hey Hunter, Thomas here.
Why did the plane cross the road?
To get to the other side.
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Q: How many cops does it take to put in a light bulb? A: None, they just beat the room for being black. 😂😂😂