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Population Control

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Depresso espresso
4 years ago
  • Suicide is population control, republished.

  • 1
    • Suicide
    • Population
    • Depression
    • Control
    • Ethics
    • Mortality

    Explanation

  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, buttercup. This 'joke' ain't funny, it is like saying Thanos was a hero. Suicide is a real problem, not some punchline. And you? You are about as funny as a screen door on a submarine. Go educate yourself.

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  • LLawful Snapper

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