Short jokes
Me: (Jaiden) Why are you crying? Do you know where your parents are?
Orphan: *Sobs* "No."
God, I love working at an orphanage!
What do people have that orphans don't? A family.
Why did the black guy cross the street to check King Van?
That's kinda sus, you know?
I told people your mom is also known as "MBD" because you're a mega baby dispenser.
Woahhhhhhh, we’re halfway theeeere! WOAHHHHHHH OHHHH, Squidward on a chaIIIir!
What do you call a group of depressed people?
Sue-icide squad.
One time my receipt broke before I even got to my truck.
What do you call six gay people in a war? Rainbow Six Siege.
What do you call a redhead in a fridge?
I'm pretty sure her name was Kelly.
Why does Blake eat cake? Because Caleb can't.
Why did the ground crack? Because of your mum!
My buddy and I both wanted to marry a woman who happened to be an amputee.
Sadly, my buddy won her heart, but I got her leg.
How many dicks can fit inside of a hooker? I don't know, ask your wife.
Me: GUYS GUYS I CAN STOP 9/11.
My friend: How?
Justin: Justin!
Why is it easy to defeat America in Clash of Clans?
Because they have already got 2 towers down.
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Why is the orphan cold?
'Cause there's no one to cuddle with.
When you look exactly like your dead cousin and everybody thinks she faked her death.
FUCKING MENT
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair going through a fire? Ghost Rider.