Short jokes

Short jokes

Orphanage

Me: (Jaiden) Why are you crying? Do you know where your parents are?

Orphan: *Sobs* "No."

God, I love working at an orphanage!

Mom

I told people your mom is also known as "MBD" because you're a mega baby dispenser.

Redhead

What do you call a redhead in a fridge?

I'm pretty sure her name was Kelly.

Amputee

My buddy and I both wanted to marry a woman who happened to be an amputee.

Sadly, my buddy won her heart, but I got her leg.

Hooker

How many dicks can fit inside of a hooker? I don't know, ask your wife.

Tower

Why is it easy to defeat America in Clash of Clans?

Because they have already got 2 towers down.

Cousin

When you look exactly like your dead cousin and everybody thinks she faked her death.

FUCKING MENT

Kid

What do you call a kid in a wheelchair going through a fire? Ghost Rider.