Short jokes
Why don't Chinese people play cricket?
Because they ate all the bats!
More cops died from COVID than anything else last year, hahahaha.
They should have shot COVID instead of Tyrone on the microphone, lmfao.
Cops be like dead from COVID hahaha. Should have listened to the law, you dumb dead pigs!
Lmao Trump and Putin dislike my jokes! 🤣😂
An orphan was shocked, he called the ambulance. If he forgot he's suicidal, he quickly hung up.
Technoblade!
Please tell me you understand this...
Don't joke about Juice WRLD; he died a hard life, so get f***ed.
What do you call your dad?
You don't. Hahahahaha!
M to de B, m to de B = master bate.
"Dababy midget porn."
Roses are red,
foxes are red,
I like your butt, let me touch it forever.
"Who am I? Why am I typing?"
Does chocolate milk come from black cows?
Why doesn't a Muslim girl like her dad and namaz?
Because she has to get on her knees.
Say what you will about Donald Trump, at least he's not Biden.
How do you plan a party in space? You have to planet.
Knock knock. Hwoo's there? Far from home. Hwoo's far from home? Spider-Man.
My friend talking to fat boi: "I can order you at McDonald's: Double Big Mac, triple quarter pounder cheeseburger."
Science gets you to the moon.
Religion flies you into buildings.
We saved a Swiss flag from a house fire. I thought that's a plus.