Short jokes
Dababy in my dickle trickle when eating my pickle.
I went to the store and I saw no oranges, and I went to ask the cashier:
"Cashier: Which one?"
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apples get picked! 🤪
Your hairline goes so far back that even Gavin, who looks like a monkey, can't see it!
Roblox usernames be like: "25k_baddieee."
Why does the military pick orphans as fighter pilots?
Because homing missiles don't work on them.
Can you imagine The Count from Sesame Street having sex? "1 orgasm..., 2 orgasm..., 3 orgasm..., ah ah ah!"
I saw a guy crossing a street once. The light was red.
Why did the qack go duck?
I don't know, rhydon deez. 4x2=8
Best friend makes joke about 9/11.
Me: My pop was a part of that!
Best friend: So sorry!
Me: My pop was the pilot of the plane, he flew through 89 floors.
If my son was a real man, I wouldn't have caught him fucking another man.
HAHAHAH! You all got April fooled in the wrong month!
I tried getting an abortion, but they said, "Sir, this is a pizzeria."
Get pranked, bozo!
What games do bats like to play at recess?
What always roars, but cannot talk? What always moves, but cannot walk?
A waterfall.
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I was playing baseball with orphans, but when they hit a homerun, they had nowhere to go.
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What is the funniest joke of all time?
Your face.