Short jokes
Russia.
Have you heard about the guy whose friends teased him because he pays for sex? He doesn't pay anymore.
Why does Hitler deserve heaven? Because he killed Hitler.
What does an evil hen lay?
Deviled eggs! 😈🥚
The bible says to love your neighbors as you love yourself.
So I treat everyone like garbage.
What would Batman do if he wasn't rich?
He would be robin.
What did the blind man fight in the bar?
The coat rack.
what did the banana say to the banana?
"u look a-pealing"
I heard a joke about heavy metal earlier. It was pretty ironic.
I gave a tree a high five, but sadly it left me hanging.
Where do feminists go when they die? "Hell's Kitchen."
Say no to drugs, kids. Suddenly, the poster disappeared. I hallucinated. Must have been the cocaine.
I threw a paralyzed kid into the fireplace and called him hotwheels.
DAD: I'm bringing your toys to the orphanage.
SON: Why?
DAD: You're going to need them.
modern feminism.
What's the hardest thing about being a rapist?
My dick.
What's the difference between a pizza delivery guy and a cop?
Pizza guys get punished for not doing their jobs properly.
Q. How does a feminist stop a rapist?
A. By using her equal strength.
Ever wondered why Chinese kids don’t believe in Santa?
They made the toys.
3/7 of a chicken, 2/3 cat, 1/2 goat. What do you get when you cross those?
Answer: Chi-ca-go