Short jokes
Q: What’s a koala's favorite drink?
A: Coca Koala.
Where do you buy a dishwasher?
Hot singles in your area.
What type of people think rape jokes are funny?
Only the coolest people in the world! I fucking love you guys 😂
What do you get when you mix up a group of emos?
Suicide squad.
What is a cow's favorite party game?
Moo-sical chairs!
Why are mountains so funny? -- Because they are hill areas.
I'm so gay I could barely think straight.
In America, planes hit the Twin Towers. In Soviet Russia, Twin Towers hit planes.
Q. How does a feminist stop a rapist?
A. By using her equal strength.
What rock group has four men that don't sing? -- Mount Rushmore.
How do you verify a rape claim? You make it true, and then the person is a victim for sure.
Monkey Man's mortuary, you stab 'em, we slab 'em.
Why doesn't China have a cricket team?
They always eat the bat.
Back in Australia, my puns are high koala-tea!
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends how hard you throw them.
Your mama is so fat, One Punch Man had to punch twice.
What does a necrophiliac get at a wedding?
Mourning wood.
Last words of the captain of the Titanic... "Where's all this water come from?"
I've just started a new business making people breathe in large amounts of helium. They all speak very highly of it.
What did the doctor say to the Chinese patient? "Sum ting wong."