If at first it doesn't succeed, try, try again.
Short Jokes
Why do short people laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
My wife accused me of being a cross-dresser, so I packed up her clothes and left.
What do you call an avocado that got shot? Glockamole.
How do you make an emo jump?
A cliff.
Why did Mexicans go to Area 51?
To show them what a real illegal alien looks like.
F is for friends who don't talk to you.
U is for Ur alone.
N is for never having any plans at all, all you do is sit at home.
What do you call an Afghan in the bath? A bath bomb.
There was always that one specific person you thought ruined your life, but it turns out your life has always been ruined by you being in it.
Women: “Men used to go to war, now they go to clubs.”
Men: “Women used to fear their nudes getting leaked, now it’s $3.99.”
You gotta give it to JD Vance. He is consistent; he is Putin his dick where it don't belong!
Well, somebody has to cushion the blow.
How did the Shaggy defense become successful for JD Vance?
He was not banging on the sofa. Rather, he was banging the sofa!
Why was baptism invented?
How else was a priest supposed to clean his sex toys?
What was the one word that could have saved Princess Diana's life?
Taxi.
Why don't phones wear glasses? Because they have contacts!
Q: How do you know a wishing well works?
A: If your mother-in-law falls down it.
Did you hear about the light bulb party? Yeah, it was pretty lit!
Why did the boy throw the clock out the window?
He wanted to see time fly.
I asked my friend if he would take a bullet for the last person he slept with.
He said hell yeah, I'd do anything for my sister!
The British equivalent to 9/11 would be a big red bus crashing into Big Ben.
