Short jokes
The chicken is actually a fruit because it is grown on a pole-tree.
What’s an orphan’s favorite holidays? Mothers’ and Father’s Day.
You're so poor, you like postcards for food.
Murueurx.
Why does Johnny Sins cover his pants, but it doesn't work?
Because the long, hard thing can't chirp down.
Tell it to your parents and friends!
I had a friend who was a deep sleeper. One day, a fire started in his house. Now he's a really deep sleeper.
You know the difference between happy tailgaters and angry tailgaters?
Happy tailgaters know how to throw a party.
If Bruce Willis (the guy in the Christmas movie Die Hard) dies of a Viagra overdose, would that mean he truly dies hard?
I know your name is baller cause I'm gonna put my baller into yo MOTHER HOLLER!
Why couldn’t the guy make bubbles?
He couldn’t find the right solution.
You’re so short, you could use a pillow as your bed and still have some wiggle room.
How did black people learn to steal sports cars?
By playing GTA nonstop.
Your mom is so fat, they asked if she was a sumo wrestler.
Coooper
Roses are red, Holy moly is a flower, WOULD'N'T YOU LIKE A TASTE OF THE POWER!??? 🔥🔥🔥
A homey thing is a house, and a sticky thing is a stick.
Before you leave that marriage, remember that one innocent 🐐 goat was killed for your traditional marriage. 😔
How do NASA plan parades?
They plan-et.
Your sister is so short, she needs to roll up her panties.
Why do orphans have no sense of humor?
I guess they've never heard a dad joke.