Short jokes
Dad: Uh, yeah!
Son: Mom, Dad, what are you doing!
Parents: Sex!
Son: What?
Parents: Look, you can spectate!
What do 7 year old girls want?
To be ate!
There was a new kid in my school. The first thing the teacher said was, "Me, you, the basement NOW!"
Imagine if Joe Biden was elected for a second term.
He would be the first president to be assassinated by a slick bathtub.
What does an orphan do on school parents' day? Nothing.
What do you call a garage that is gay?
A gyarge.
What does a wife and a boombox have in common?
They only work when you beat them.
Chemistry joke: Why did the Superman being normal people when a krypton was at him?
Because krypton is "stable."
When do astronauts eat?
At launch time!
You are so ugly, when you looked in the mirror your reflection walked away.
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How does a rapper make a burrito?
With WRAPPING paper, DUUUHHHHHH!
Quote Of The Day: Where there is no struggle, there is no strength.
Love you guys, and hope today was amazing!
Peace out! <3
What type of phone do orphans have?
Android because they don't have a home button.
Where’s the English Channel?
Johnny: “I don’t know. My television doesn’t pick it up.”
What do you call butter without an expiration date?
A miracle butter, because wow!
What is the best whey to make friends with an American boy, you bunch?
Joke: Me.
Q: Why did the ballerina get kicked off the squad?
She was standing way too close to the dancers.
Fat kids are so fat, they have their own gravitational pull.