Short jokes
When you are playing Fortnite and you get a big W, reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
outside lmao.
-inside gang sucks. This joke was made by outside gang.
What made his beats so bad?
His name.
Teacher: "Stand up, class!"
She is sitting down.
Teacher: "Whoever stands up is stupid!"
Q. What's the difference between people and a toilet?
A. Neither does R. Kelly.
Q: Where does a one-legged waitress work?
A: IHOP.
Steven Hawking lost the Wi-Fi connection on March 14, 2018.
If you are wondering where the dog went, I don't know. Maybe he went barking around.
Knock knock. Who's there? Hal. Hal who? Hal will you know if you don't open the door?
Where do you find the best comedians?
In the funny farm!
Why are lamps so scared? Because someone might throw them away.
I wish everyone spoke to each other the way God did.
I can tell you a pun about a pencil, oh! Never mind, it’s pointless.
The History of the Star Spangled Banner. By Jose Cannusee.
10 dicks up your mom's ass!
What do you call a zoo with no dogs? A shit zoo! 😂😂😂😂😂
What is a boyfriend?
"I love you 😘" was the night you got a iiooooo.
What is Beethoven's favorite vegetable?
Beets.
My friend says, "Time flies when having fun," so when he was gaming, I threw his clock to test that theory.