Short jokes
Why does Little Johnny hate hot dogs?
It reminds him of last night.
Stop with the orphan jokes. We're running out of orphans to joke about.
What is mad cow disease?
Kaj je pomaranča rekla, ko jo je povozil avto?
What game do Emos play?
Fruit Ninja.
(Sorryyyyy Lmaoooo)
Which way do gay men walk?
One Direction.
What’s the best part of stage four cancer?
A: There’s no stage five.
How is sports like regular life for orphans?
They don't get picked for either.
What's the difference between Jesus and Christmas tree lights?
They can both flash.
A guy says to his dog, "Where are you?" The dog was actually dead, bro.
I swear your eyebrows have attachment issues, they're touching right now.
What is the main group of teens in West Side Story?
New York Jets.
What don't Rick Astley and the Twin Towers have in common?
One won't let you down, while the other will.
Your nose is so big that Apple had to make a custom iPhone that unlocks using Nose ID.
Roses are red, my pencil is blunt.
A parrot trapped on a roof keeps telling the fire crew to f*ck off!
Go to community, I'm bored.
I asked my dad what his previous job was. He said: "I was a post until I met your mother."
What’s the difference between my mom and the Twin Towers?
My mom got hit by two cars. The Twin Towers got hit by two planes.
I once put the Bible in the fiction section.
Curry must hurry.