Short jokes
Why is the sinking of Titanic different to sinking rapboat?
Titanic sinking was a tragedy, rapboat sinking is fucking funny.
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses?
To SHADE the HATERS!
Game of Thrones season 8.
What’s the only type of batteries that they use in prisons? Duracell.
I am a sheep.
What's the difference between a grape and an elephant?
I don't know, what?
They are both purple except for the elephant.
Read the name.
Joke: It felt good going through those Twin Towers!
Conservatives hate Barack Obama and transgender people for the same exact reason.
They hate change.
How do you call a very long terrorist?
9/11.
Please encourage me to do suicide! ;P
"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "You're." "You're who?" "You're parents left you."
Funniest Roblox Names I've heard:
ButtNugget123
Lil_RAT (user is actually Sillyowlbunny200)
baddasscarrot44
EggnogRat44
Yo mama so scary, the government moved Halloween to her birthday!
I'm so friking dumb, even I need Joe Mama so fricking bad.
"That plane lookin kinda low."
This is why they don't want to sell the Double Manhattan in pubs anymore.
Why did the serial killer let the guy in a wheelchair go? Because the guy didn’t really have any body for the serial killer to stab.
Damn, didn't know this site was about Harry Pot-
Stop blaming Bush. He is white, it couldn’t have been him.
Yo mama's so nasty, they used to call them jumpolines 'til yo mama bounced on one.