Short jokes
Can a cook and clean for real? No, I do not want no rabbit hare in my house.
My name has "anus" in it.
I tried to dress hot so my boyfriend would cast some attention upon me, but it just made him sweat.
Why did the Mexican take the tamale to the hospital?
Tamlito.
I will give you all the fine chicks you want. Just dial this number: 313-974- tap that ass from Hooters strip club.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Police stop telling these awful knock knock jokes!
My teacher: Time can't count.
Me: Every second counts.
My teacher: Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhh!
Just look up texting jokes. Don't ask why, just do it.
Shoutout to gil44200ns for commenting on my post!
Stick your head up someone's butt. What do you get? A Butthead!
"Get your butt out of my face!"
"Then get your face out of my butt!!!"
If you believe in Allah, you will go straight to heaven, Mashallah! 😍
Hey guys, I use toilet paper.
You get a deep voice, you shit talk to 5 year olds.
What did the orphan's mom say to him when he got into trouble?
Nothing, because he doesn't know his parents...
Why did the hobo go back to the future?
To stop himself from wasting all his money on a rigged casino machine.
Why do orphans not play sport?
Because they need parents' permission.
What is the difference between a school bus and a baseball?
You can throw a baseball, and you can’t throw a school bus.
Why can't the toilet paper be cheeky?
It's between cheeks at the moment.
What time do dogs wake up? At school is the time dogs wake up.
I'm a recovering cake addict.