I have cripple and depression.
Short Jokes
You ever had sex with a woman that is so fat, it counted as a threesome?
Someone fucked a member of BTS.
"9/11 was not funny; it was plane wrong because my dad was the best fucking pilot in Jeddah."
Vagina?
What do you call a pickle sandwich?
A Big Mac!
What did Sophie Brussaux's baby get every week?
A face full of sperm.
"Cheesus" hates me, yeah, I know, 'cause he's a real douchelord fictional character.
In Africa, it doesn't matter if you're gay, straight, or bisexual.
At the end of the day, it's night.
Man, I hate the government.
Is your dad a magician?
Because he magically disappeared.
What do you call a kid on a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels.
Your hairline is so repulsive that my entire family got eye cancer from seeing it, and it goes so far back that you be looking like Vegeta.
I wanna die cos I lost my horse on Minecraft.
You know that I drink water, right? I drink water because I am water. Water is water.
If you enter the bathroom as an American and leave the bathroom as an American, what are you in the bathroom?
A European.
The "W" in Africa stands for water.
What do Middle Eastern suicide bombers say before they blow up?
I weel sho u wot da bom bom is! ALLAH!
Anyone know sadgirl101?
I'm an orphan, please stop it. It's not nice and it made me cry.