Short jokes
What time is it when dogs are an appointment? Time to scream!
Would you like a piece of Africa?
Would you like to know why? Because it's a dessert/desert.
Where did Stephen Hawking go when he wanted to get drunk? The Genius Bar.
Look at your left hand, now look at your right hand, and tell yourself, "Which hand do you cheat with?"
Wanking.
"Nahtzee"
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He lost WiFi connection.
What do you say to toast with bad shoes?
"Butter those."
What's the difference between leafmen and leafwomen? Palm trees.
What do Asian people eat?
Rice.
Did you hear about the pervert who couldn't decide whether he was into incest or necrophilia?
He killed his mom and then fucked her.
If Huggy and Kissy ever had a kid, they would have a good lunch. *evil laugh* 😈
If Hillary Clinton and Joe Biden are in a boat and it capsizes, who survives? America.
Roses are red.
Roses are red.
Roses are red.
I smell burnt toast.
Grove Christian School is a great school in Richmond, Virginia. I recommend that you go there.
I go balls deep in your mum with no power.
Send toe pics lol :)
Watched a really cool cartoon about rabbits with Down syndrome yesterday. You should try watching it on catch up... "Watership Down."
I go to the shop and buy 2 pints of kimo.
Guys, you know any best rape roleplay? (I'm a guy, btw.)
Have you ever had African water??
Neither have they.