Short jokes
TJ GWEN just shut the hell up.
NOT A DATING WEBSITE
During Covid, lockdown went on for so long that even the agoraphobics got cabin fever.
What sound do you get when you cross a cow with a cat?
Meow.
What is an owl that wears armor?
How can you tell that a woman is asking for sex? Wait for her to drop a bomb on you.
What did the walrus say when they lost the remote?
"Walrus the remote!"
What’s an orphan’s favorite holidays? Mothers’ and Father’s Day.
I can't wait to have 2020 in my hindsight.
What do you call a pornography version of TikTok?
Dik Cok (dick cock)
What is a meatball without spaghetti? A cow.
What is it called when young sheep bet?
LAMbling.
(haven't uploaded yesterday cuz couldn't think of a joke)
What do you call chill legumes?
Hippeas.
If you ever had your nipple ripped off by a possum, you might be a redneck...
What did the 19-year-old say to the 12-year-old?
Wanna play Mario Smash Bros without Mario or his bros?
Why didn't the skeleton follow his dreams? He was too gutless.
What kind of vegetable makes the best receptionist?
Cauliflower.
Why didn’t the construction worker build a bridge?
He was scared to get across.
Beach whales.
There was a new kid in my school. The first thing the teacher said was, "Me, you, the basement NOW!"
What is a rabbit's favorite drink? Hare wine.