Short jokes
We are gonna crush you in the try not to laugh.
What was the movie about the dog called?
The woof of Wall Street.
Why do you go to the bank?
To get money.
When do you run from the bank?
When the cops come.
Why is a sweet potato casserole so sweet? Because it's so sweet to eat!
What do you call an amazing goat?
A goat-zing.
Communist jokes suck... unless everyone gets them.
What do you call a homosexual in a coma?
A fruit and a vegetable!
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Why could the zombie not clap? Because it was dead, duh!
Haha, yeet my fuckin' meat!
What did Pepper say to Spray?
"Hey Spray, I'm Pepper, and I think we should fight crime!"
A skeleton walks into a bar and said it takes "backbone" to mess with me, and if you try to insult me, I have thick skin.
A blind person walks into a bar.
Because they can’t see where they are going.
Did you hear about the cannibal that came home late?
His wife gave him the cold shoulder.
What do you call a baby that came out of their mother's womb? A virgin.
Why did the sun go to church?
Because it needs Jesus.
"Dick dick dick, fuck dick nugget shit."
Science gets you to the moon.
Religion flies you into buildings.
How do you plan a party in space? You have to planet.
Knock knock. Hwoo's there? Far from home. Hwoo's far from home? Spider-Man.