Short jokes
What a world we live in. Now we’re making jokes about anorexic people.
I like your mama's big butt, and I cannot lie.
What do you call a man with farts?
DEEZ NUTS!
What will Reddit be without the robot logo?
Reddot.
Stop joking with cancer.
- From a survivor :)
Hi, Charlie, is your friend?
What did the boy say to the noose?
"Can you please tie me."
What do you call an epileptic in a swimming pool? A dishwasher.
I got my sister a trampoline for her birthday, but she won’t get out of her wheelchair and use it.
"Have you ever heard of the snail that never gives charity?"
"Yeah, he is so shellfish!"
Your dick is as flat as your grandma's heart rate.
What does a French woman say when you ask her what her favorite video game is? "Oui, oui!"
What do you call the midget sea?
A pond.
Rape, 9/11, abortion, orphan, murder, dead, kill, drugs.
Am I funny now? Because this is what you brainlets find funny.
Canada.
What's the difference between a pool and a toddler?
One doesn't scream when you go in dry ;)
Video game company names always make me make puns I didn't intend to.
A guy sits at a bar in a skyscraper restaurant high above the city. He slams a shot of tequila, goes over to the window, and jumps out.
"Ayo, Lynx, where you at?"
What is the difference between a puppy and a fork?
I don’t microwave forks.