Short jokes
Did you hear about the guy that posts all of the "Hairline Jokes"?
Answer: Yeah, he's a COMPLETE IDIOT!
Are you gay? Yeah, because I loved you.
Did you hear about the bossy man at the bar? He ordered everyone around.
Why do people hate jokes about the World Trade Center?
Because it's an easy target.
Hahah, funny joke!
Here’s what I did to the kids at the orphanage. I dropkicked 12, lit 10 on fire, comboed 9, punched 3, and murdered 1.
Stinking poo poo bum.
Joke of the day: Your mum is so fat I saw her at Greg’s! 😭🤣
What's WWE called in Africa?
Shadow fight.
What's the difference between a grape and an elephant?
I don't know, what?
They are both purple except for the elephant.
What’s the best math equation to eat?
Cosine Law.
"Florida was ranked the worst state in the 50 states by Thriller."
Florida: Well, WE didn't want to give our oranges anyway!
I put glue in a man :)
......................................... ........... . . . . . . . . . .
Ti girls yiman nyan kuni karhata Nina munh.
Cock cock, who's there? Nobody.
If cops are called pigs, then security guards are piglets.
What did the ankle say to the doorman?
You are a nonsense.
Did you know that ASL is a dead language?
Yeah, nobody speaks it.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Madam.
Madam who?
Madam foot got caught in the door, can you please open it!
Me: I must have a mirror in my jeans, 'cause I see you in my pants.