Short jokes
If you're an orphan, it must be pretty hard taking "your mom" jokes.
Who can relate?
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What hit the floor first, the emo or the apple? The apple, the rope stopped the emo.
Yo mama so stupid that she sat on the TV and watched the couch.
We are in a matrix, wake up.
I fell in love with my teacher.
Which is weird because I am home schooled.
The woman said stop, but the man kept going, so the wife just kept fucking.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to get to the house. They turned the lights out. Jill shouts, "It's a dildo, WTF?"
Emo people are like other emo people, they're emo. Laugh now or I'll cut your eyes out. Tee hee!
Helen Keller threw the garbage out and broke a vehicle.
My money don't jiggle jiggle, it folds.
I want to see you wiggle wiggle, for sure.
"1v1 me in Clash, you're trash, bro."
If gravity pulls things down at 9.8 m/s squared, why did the emo kid not come down?
This isn't really a joke, but I HAVE PTSD, YAY! :)
Yo mama is so fat, the country of Russia isn't big enough to house her!
Why is a ball rolling when you put it on a hill?
Because it is circle.
What's white, yellow and goes 40 mph?
A train driver's egg sandwich.
When you get home and see your parents with your grades in their hands.
Twenty minutes later, they're slapping you with the belt.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? Because he got bummed too hard in the shower.
Russia went from N-95 to M-16 real quick...
Person 1: Somebody farted.
Person 2: No, all I can smell is your breath.