Short jokes
"You suck. I don't wanna be married anymore ://////"
When do you go at stop and stop when done?
I don't know, I'm not a pedophile.
What happens when you bring a paedophile to a baby's birthday party?
You will have even more birthday parties to go to.
Have you tried eating a clock?
It's time-consuming!
I told my doctor I ate a bunch of bananas. It wasn’t a very a-peeling experience.
I know that my jokes are never punny but...
What do you call mo on a dating website? Tissue face.
What do we call a skeleton who has a ton of travels?
A skele-TON!
What did the triangle say to the circle?
"You're pointless!"
What did the pizzas say to the pizza maker?
CHEESE-US!
Parents: Why do you use your phone on the toilet?
Me: The same reason you read the newspaper on the toilet.
I know a baby carrot when I see one.
Q: What do you call a religious Wookie?
A: Jewbacca.
That one person who can never bring a smile to your face...
Until you push them down 3 flights of stairs.
Why did the Mafia cross the road?
Forget about it...
What did the skeleton say after dinner?
Bon appétit!
- What do you call a bee who flew to United States? - "USB"
When a person is thinking of a high number in Roblox
-smashes keyboard-
I really need jokes for my Atom bookmark project :3
Your momma!