What was Jesus's favorite food?
Answer: Snails
Short Jokes
What’s black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Rosa Parks.
Lol.
Want to hear a racist joke?
Donald Trump.
There was a deaf man. He was deaf. Ha, sucks for him! (sans undertale)
Your mama is so fat that all restaurants say, "Maximum weight 240KG or your mum!"
You've got a body inside you. It's called your bones.
How do you stop a baby from drowning?
Take your foot off its head.
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
Why is Cinderella white?
Because she is superior.
How did Santa fit down the chimney?
He buttered it.
How do Chinese people name their children?
They drop a tin can down a flight of stairs and call them the sound that's made.
God made Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve.
Mom, Mom, I'm holding my little brother's hand.
Little Johnny, good! But he's not "bien" yet.
What do you call a nasty ass boy?
Sam Caithness.
Why was three afraid of two? Because he killed everyone!
Why did the koala fall out of the tree?
Because it died.
Child predators: "You're so six-y."
Why did the guy run because the girl ripped his penis off?
Why did Sally not save the mountain climber?
Because it was her dad.
Pedophiles smell good.