How did Steven Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.
Short Jokes
When people mean "phat feast," they don't mean fat.
When yo mumma says "phat," she means FAT but thinks she's cool!
What goes in soft and comes out hard?
Gum, you whore!
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He tried to get the free cracked version of Windows 10.
Why did he die so soon? Oh, I know, he forgot to plug in his charger!
Riddle: I don't move, I travel across the world, but I never leave the corner. What am I?
Answer: A stamp.
What’s Steven Hawking's fav[orite] food?
WiFi chips or his shoulder?
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his son wanted to charge their phone, so they unplugged him.
One day a skeleton never worked. Everyone called him lazybones.
Haha
He had a song named after him: "They see me rolling."
The fact that "Hawkins" rhymes with "walking" and "talking," yet he could never do any of them.
You know you trip and fall. Here is the funny joke: Did you have a nice trip?
Yeah, I keep telling everyone 9/11 jokes, but they all just crash and burn.
A blonde went to an HIV test. When she came back, she said, “The doctors say that I’m all positive!”
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribble.
Why did the hobo go back to the future?
To stop himself from wasting all his money on a rigged casino machine.
What is the difference between a school bus and a baseball?
You can throw a baseball, and you can’t throw a school bus.
Why do orphans not play sport?
Because they need parents' permission.
What's an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.