Short jokes
How does a booty stay in shape?
It works its glutes off!
What did the booty say when it was asked to help?
"I've got your backside covered!"
What do you call a rapper who loves gardening?
Dr. Dre-seed.
Why did the rapper become a locksmith?
Because he always had the KEYS!
How does a rapper like his eggs?
Hard-boiled, to match his beats!
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To get to the other side of the TRACK.
What did the booty say to the chair?
"You complete me!"
What’s a booty’s favorite type of bread?
Buns.
What do you call a booty that’s always negative?
A pessimist-cheek.
What do you get when you cross a butt with a phone?
A booty call.
What’s a booty’s favorite game?
Hide and cheek.
How do rappers stay cool?
They have MAD ICE!
Why did the rapper visit the bank?
To get his RHYME CHECK.
How does a rapper fix stuff?
With a RAP-AIR!
Why did the rapper go broke?
He kept dropping dimes.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit the idiot.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
The chicken who?
*Silence*
Your mom is so ugly that she made a mirror shatter.
Your mom is so ugly that she uses Snapchat filters to make her pretty.
Animals are just... so hot!
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
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