Short jokes

RIP K.

When they have a party, they're racist. When they hang out with Ys, they're mean.

If the dyslexic man wanted to adopt a kid, then how could he sign the papers?

Why did the skeleton eat tacos?

Because he was hungry.

"Penis equals power, pussy equals wussy."

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Stranger.

Stranger who?

Stranger, why are you in my house masticating my apparent dead wife?

What is Hawking's number one song? The Beach Boys: "I Get Around."

Why does Sally hate herself? Because Sophie stole her boy.

What did the explorer say when he got tired?

I'm gonna take a map.

"Ayo, Lynx, where you at?"

What shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.

Q: What do you call a man in a wheelchair?

A: Disabled.

Pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop.

What kind of mountain does everyone like?

Mountain Dew!!! Hahah.

What do you call a guy named Ben?

Answer: Ben

Why does Adam sleep early so his mum and stepdad can fuck on his bed?

Why did the octopus cry?

Because his mum said he looked like Johnny Depp.

Why can't Helen Keller drive?

'Cause she's already dead.

Sister, can I see your two big rabbits?

The most unfunny joke ever made.

Hey, Mom, I am ugly.

"Facts," my mom says.