Short jokes
Why did the terrorists crash?
They were doing the job they loved but not getting paid.
Lol.
I'm going to destroy your momma's [vulgar term] just like I destroyed that Tastykake.
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What do people use more than you that is yours?
What can you catch, but not throw?
When you see a woman with a leg chain, what usually comes to your mind?
Why are orphans so gay?
They need to be more gay!
POV: Get a banana cleaner and use it as a sex toy.
Why was the American kid late to school?
Because he was too busy putting on his bulletproof vest.
You're so skinny, you probably wipe your ass with floss.
Yo mama so fat, she went outside and became the sun.
Lilly's hairline was so fat that Charlene could not find it on Roblox.
Your dad went on America's Got Talent for "smoothest way to leave their child."
There are women complaining about being r@ped.
JUST DON'T GO NEAR DARK ALLEYS WITH A SPORTS BRA ON. 😁
Yo mama's so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.
That was a really crappy bun!
Taco Bell makes you crappy.
Yo momma's so fat, it takes her 1,000,000 hours on the toilet.
How do you get a million fowl?
You run through Africa with a bullet of water.
You're so bald, when you wear a turtleneck, you look like roll-on deodorant!