Short jokes
What do you call a pillow that has been on the bed for 20 years in jail?
A criminal! 😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃
Hi, I'm Yeff.
What happens when you search nudes on my phone?
Nothing, I don't have any.
Apparently, I'm a category for jokes now. Hmm... ok!
#HOMIEZ4Life
P.S. Say "crack my finger," now say it backwards :)
When I was younger, I thought that it was cool to use knives because kids used to ask me to use them.
By the way, have you seen my sister?
Hahahahahahah I'm dying.
Last night I had a dream of lead, but your mom won't let me tell you.
So I'm a cow, guess what my dad thinks of that? He says I'm a loooosmer.
I f*** my dad. Please help me. 😭😭😭😭
Add me on Xbox Live: ironstriker1316.
Your mom, bro! XD Roasted! Lmfaoooooooooo!
Would you like a piece of Africa?
Would you like to know why? Because it's a dessert/desert.
Octopussy.
No one. Beyoncé said "To the left, to the left!" She really meant women have no rights.
What time is it when dogs are an appointment? Time to scream!
What do you get when you cross a pig with a dinosaur?
Jurassic Park.
Ever wonder why pride month is so hot?
It's just a free trial of what's to come for the celebrators...
I go balls deep in your mum with no power.
I go to the shop and buy 2 pints of kimo.
Grove Christian School is a great school in Richmond, Virginia. I recommend that you go there.