Short jokes
Kaas.
Hello, welcome to Joeβs Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic, where yesterdayβs loss is todayβs sauce! How may I help you today?
Charlie likes big, black chocolate.
Me: (Jaiden) Why are you crying? Do you know where your parents are?
Orphan: *Sobs* "No."
God, I love working at an orphanage!
How do Chinese parents name their children?
Dropping a pan down the stairs. Bing, Bong, Dong.
What's the difference between a watermelon and an orphan?
One you cut into 2 with a knife.
And the watermelon you cut into pieces.
When your cousin who has a lisp died from the impostor in Among Us,
"THE IMPASTA KILLED MEH!"
Why can't pirates play cards in the jungle?
Too many cheetahs.
Me: Mom, we made a cake.
Bully: Guess what?
Me: What?
Bully: Nobody cares!
Me: Yeah, nobody cares about you!
How do you get an orphan sad?
You say you will tell their mom that they have been a baaaaaad boy.
Why did Jesus not win any Stanley Cups? Because he was cut from the team because he kept being pinned to the boards.
Comment if u liked the picture of Gwen in her "Bra."
What does a kid say to an orphan, "Where are your parents?"\n\n"I donβt have parents. Where are yours? Are you an orphan like me? I hope not!"
What's the difference between a rock and a woman?
The flat ones get skipped.
Stop posting things on orphan jokes, then!
What did the swearing hen say?
"Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, FUCK!" (It's cluck.)
What did the cussing rooster say?
"Cock-a-doodle-doo, phew!"
Heyyy, in the last six months, [I had] 4 suicide attempts, broke up with 3 girls, and my mom went on drugs.
Me and my twin when we share a pizza: there can be only one!
I don't know.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bum.
Bum who?
Bum holding a pistol!