Short jokes
"Rosex, why you search that?" Does it mean "Roblox sex?" Kid, stop!
The average person in 2023 is less straight than the lines my 5th-grade P.E. teacher walked in college.
What do you call a pig that goes to the slaughterhouse? Technoblade.
Why doesn’t Dracula have any friends?
Well, honestly, he’s a real pain in the neck.
Teacher: "Hey, James, this is the third time I asked you a question!"
James: "But you told me not to answer you back!"
What do you call a gay priest? Hahahahahaha!
My mom said she would miss me if I committed suicide, so we made it double.
Lol, this joke may not be funny, but what do you call your mom fat and emo?
What should I write a joke about? Name the subject, and I’ll make a joke about it.
If someone's debating the speed of light and a drunk Russian, the Russian would take speed to grab a falling wallet.
This joke is so that this reaches 69 jokes.
These are not funny. Those that are adopted feel hurt by these!
You shall feel ashamed of yourself!
Take the L! - Losers
What is it that gay men can't get from having too much oral sex?
Erectile dysfunction.
Obama got Osama.
Why are bald people very easily manipulated by a shower?
Because when they take a bath, they get brainwashed!
You're so bald, I can see what's on your mind.
You're so bald, I rub your head to see into the future.
You're so bald, the Hair Club for Men has elected you president.
My great uncle died in a concentration camp.
He fell off one of the guard towers.
What's the difference between a car and a car?
I have absolutely no idea, sorry.