Short jokes
Why did the rapper become a carpenter?
To NAIL his performances!
Why did the rapper become a mathematician?
To count his STACKS of CASH.
Why is yo mama so fat? She follows rap boat's diet.
Rapboat has to drug his own drink to get laid.
Mariah Carey is a more legit rapper than rapboat.
You hear about Rapboats' time in prison? He kept droppin' the soap on purpose.
"If you're good at something, never do it for free."
Rapboat's mom charges $5 a blowie.
Rapboat steals more rhymes than black people steal cars.
What did Rapboat's mom say to Rapboat?
"Is it in yet?"
What do you call a country's booty?
Its bottom line.
Why don't butts get along?
Because they can't stand each other's cheek!
Why do butts always win at poker?
They always hold the best PAIRS!
Why don’t rappers ever get cold?
Because they have so many fans!
If someone made a comedy routine about Terri Schiavo, would that be considered roasting a vegetable?
How do booties greet each other?
"What's crackin'?"
Why don't booties get invited to parties?
They tend to CRACK people up!
Wait, this is the category "dick." Sorry yours isn't long for yo mama to get fucked up.
Hello, which do y'all think is more embarrassing to have, is it autism or Down syndrome?
How do butts communicate?
By using CRACK-BERRIES!
Why was the booty so good at math?
It knew all the ANGLES.