Short jokes
What do you get when you kill a brown chicken and brown cow?
Dead chicken and dead cow.
Hey, look, it's that "TRAINS gender" guy. He says, "I like trains." Uh oh!
What do sea turtles and lesbians have in common?
They both choke on plastic.
Me: 911, I just killed someone.
Cops: Cool, we will not come.
Me: Why?
Cops: Don't admit a crime.
Phones: *Bang Bang*
Me: Well, that was 2 crimes done.
Where is the pocket?
It is there, the pocket.
How do you have sex? You take off your clothes and shove your dick in the girl's pussy. If girl suck his dick.
What did the teacher say to the student?
Orange you glad to see me?
What's longer than a penis?
About anything.
When I was on the Titanic, I got broken.
What do you call an octopus whose father left?
An octopie.
Jesus was a carpenter who got nailed to a piece of wood.
Stop saying "cheetah cheater" jokes. They suck!
What do you get when you put a clown, a peodophile, a gay wet person?
Answer: YOUR DAD
Kid: “What happened to Dad?”
Mom: “He flew into the Twin Towers.”
They said I couldn't drive.
Now they know I can't cause they are all dead.
Why are hill billies so weird? Because their name is Billy.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The butt.
The butt who?
The butt goes mooooo!
I knew a girl called Melissa, but she was a tranny, and he could suck his own dick.
What do women and peanut butter have in common?
They're both easy to spread.
Diarrhea.