Armless child: Can you give me a hand??
Me: Ok.
Short Jokes
What did the fat girl say to the donut?
"I'm going to eat you tonight..."
What time is it when you get mad 😡 at school? Time to calm down.
What time do dogs wake up? At school is the time dogs wake up.
What has it?
Why did the orphan cross the ride?
I forgot.
Yo mama so hot, she can fit in a mug.
What is a dog with only two legs? A human.
What's an orphan's favorite food? Nothing, they can't afford it.
What is a nut that says, "What is your favorite name?"
A magic nut.
What time is it when you say no to everything? Time to get bored.
Two sticks only make a fire.
I was hitting my hand, and my mom asked me what I was doing. I said I'm beating my meat.
If you're Canadian in the kitchen, then what are you in the bathroom?
European.
"Fucking cracker and you smell like fish!"
When your mum tells you to help your granny And you in plug life support.
What's a cow's favorite war?
World War Moo.
Hi, how are you today?
Cooper and Max want to get fucked in the ass by guys.
Game of Thrones season 8.