Short jokes
Orphans smell like Grandma cunt.
What's the difference between a Black person and a White person? Nothing, are you racist?
Don't joke about Juice WRLD; he died a hard life, so get f***ed.
What do you call your dad?
You don't. Hahahahaha!
The Romans conquered Africa, they conquered Europe, they conquered Britain, then they stopped. They probably ran out of conkers.
Juice WRLD farts smell like McDonalds.
What does a priest and a male homosexual have in common?
They both like to suck a big cock inside the men's locker room at the gym.
"Dababy midget porn."
Technoblade!
Please tell me you understand this...
Does chocolate milk come from black cows?
Why doesn't a Muslim girl like her dad and namaz?
Because she has to get on her knees.
Say what you will about Donald Trump, at least he's not Biden.
Roses are red,
foxes are red,
I like your butt, let me touch it forever.
M to de B, m to de B = master bate.
"Who am I? Why am I typing?"
An orphan was shocked, he called the ambulance. If he forgot he's suicidal, he quickly hung up.
Do you know how a snail has a "nail," why can't it be a nut?
What do you call an alligator detective??
An investi-gator.
If Emma Feel had a penny every time someone gave her head, she would have enough to make Mark Zuckerberg and Trump her third-legged bitch.
Why did Germany win World War Two? Wait—that's not right... um... excuse me while I look up who won the war...
*disconnected*