Short jokes
What's Link's favorite porn video? The Legend of Zeldas Sucking.
What do you do when a French kid steals your pencil?
Load your MP-40 and tell him that you give him a history lesson on WWII.
What's the difference between me and you?
I leave white stains in your mom's bed, and you leave white stains in my mom's bed!
What is the difference between Chinese and Japanese?
Some smile, others beam.
Stephen Hawking never used a condom. He used a firewall.
Q: What did the Jewish person say when he beat me in a race?
A: Eat my dust.
What happens when the Twin Towers breathe? They collapse like an orphan with stage 4 cystic fibrosis who lives in the streets of Africa.
When did the cheetah steal from the bakery?
On Black Friday!!!
Roses are red, My cat try to kill your next >:)
Yo, your hairline so messed up God said your hairline on the cross getting hit on that cross.
"Self harm jokes aren't that deep."
Why doesn’t my bully get a dad joke? Oh, ya, ummm...
What did Joe Biden say to the dog? I'm gonna molest you.
This Anonymous guy is acting like Hitler, bro.
9/11 was a round of Clash of Clans. They knocked down two towers, not three.
1 like = 1 fetus donated to the soup kitchen.
Why did the Indian man refuse to use deodorant? Because he wanted to smell like his natural habitat, the shitter.
I'M SOOOO SAD. (I have depression btw)
If you’ve got me, you want to share me; if you share me, you haven’t kept me. What am I?
Math riddle: If I have 12 bottles of wine in one hand, and 9 in the other, what do I have?