Short jokes
What is a mouse’s 🐭 favorite side order?
Cheese Fries 🍟😋
Why did the Orphan have imaginary parents?
Because his last parents existed.
Why can’t an orphan hit a home run? Because he doesn’t have a home.
Just to an orphan.
Orphan: You're stupid.
You: You're so ugly, it's the reason your parents are dead.
Q. What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name! 😂
Cameron Boyce
China should be a baseball team.
So dark.
Many jokes about orphans.
God, this is the second worst thing to happen to these orphans!
"I love you 😘" was the night you got a iiooooo.
I can tell you a pun about a pencil, oh! Never mind, it’s pointless.
Dinosaurs be like:
".......My friends are dead, like bruhhh."
What do you call a zoo with no dogs? A shit zoo! 😂😂😂😂😂
What is a boyfriend?
What did the pizzas say to the pizza maker?
CHEESE-US!
Why didn't the skeleton follow his dreams? He was too gutless.
Why didn’t the construction worker build a bridge?
He was scared to get across.
I went to a truck on wheels, they said, "Wheel feed you."
Me and my friends were telling puns. My teacher said we should be “pun-ished.”
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Yes, because a house doesn’t jump.
Three guys walk into a bar; the fourth one ducks.