Short jokes
Why don't rappers ever become chefs?
Because they can't stop droppin' the beet!
"Sigma" - By every boy in my class.
Why was the rapper always the first one at the party?
Because he never missed a beat!
Why don't rappers ever play baseball?
Because they're too busy dropping hits!
What did the rapper say to his BLENDER?
"Mix it up, yo!"
Why was the rapper bad at fishing?
Because he always threw back the lines!
What do you call a rapper who can’t rap?
A wrapper with no FILLING.
How do rappers freshen their breath?
With COOL YO mints!
How do you know a rapper is ready to cook?
He drops the beet.
What do you call the nun that hates?
For Paul Walker, Mother Teresa.
I'm holding an African themed party tomorrow. There is no food, and the drinks are 10 miles away!
What happened when two invisible giants knocked over their blocks?
9/11.
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the concert?
In case his lyrics made the crowd jump!
What did the rapper say to the traffic jam?
"Move over, I'm about to drop some FIRE!"
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the concert?
So he could DEFINE his own beats!
What's the funniest thing you ever read? For me it was when Rapboat told me he was a legit rapper.
Why is a rap boat like a dog?
They both get off sniffing assholes.
Why does rapboat like underage girls? Cos grown ass girls are too clever for him.
Why did the Octopus go down the toilet?
Because he had a toilet call in the drain.
Why did the human eat cereal in the bathroom?
So he could querk.