Short jokes
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Roses are red.
Roses are red.
Roses are red.
I smell burnt toast.
My dad asked, "Where are you going?"
Me: "Back to the orphanage."
Why did the chicken cross to the U.S. from Mexico?
To get to the U.S., but he had to show his papers first.
Have you ever had African water??
Neither have they.
Guys, you know any best rape roleplay? (I'm a guy, btw.)
What do you call a magician with no magic? A dyslexic c**t.
Did you know hospitals have an entire wing for free dead babies? It’s called the abortion center.
You need to fuck off with this website. It's shit.
Why did the person go to jail?
He committed a crime.
Why is Trump bad with America? Because he made it scream.
What does "A" say to "ss"?
"We are the perfect couple. We make Ass."
Your mama can't walk up the stairs because she eats too much chips.
Cock cock, who's there? Nobody.
China servers are up on Fortnite, yeah, check by there.
"China getting this dick in your mouth 😂"
Why doesn't The View have anyone on it who is trans? They just look like they are.
How do you saw an apple with no mouth?
A P P L E
I fell down yesterday.
My life.
Kill me, please.
If you don’t know what introspection is, you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.