Short jokes
Batman on gender equality: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/I36ypJEyYpo
What do Americans and stars have in common?
They both love shooting up.
My manager told me to have a good day. So I didn't go into work.
What did the boy say to his fingers? I'm counting on you.
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you.
Why did the computer catch cold?
It left a window open.
What do you give the dentist of the year? A little plaque.
How can you tell when a comic passes gas? Something smells funny.
What do pigs use to clean up? Hogwash.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
Summer wasn't too bad either.
What is 9+9? 18.
What is 9+10? 19.
What is 9+11? -2996.
9/11 wasn’t the date, it was the score.
What’s worse than getting a job at McDonald’s?
Not getting the job at McDonald’s.
I just got my doctor's test results and I'm really upset about it. Turns out, I'm not gonna be a doctor.
Don't challenge Death to a pillow fight.
Unless you’re prepared for the reaper cushion.
I dated a girl, and I didn’t know she was previously in an abusive relationship.
I thought she just REALLY hated high-fives.
My father always used to say:
"What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger."
Until the accident.
What’s the difference between a baby and a baked potato?
About 140 calories.
My pp was in the Guinness World Record book.
The librarian then asked me to take it out.
Why can’t the disabled kid live on the corner?
Because he’s disabled.