Short jokes
My bully: Your face is ugly.
Me: Yeah well your mom is so fat she broke the stairway to heaven.
My bully: :(
Why did they call it "Aqua Claudia"?
Because it carried water, and another word for water is aqua. Duh!
Your forehead is so big it can't even fit in the garage!
Why did Stephen Hawking die? Because he's slightly ginger.
"What’s your name?"
"Am erica."
"No, I asked for your name, not your country."
What do you call an unemployed Rastafarian?
Jah Bless.
Friend, you're bold and fat.
Me: Bro, go to the bathroom and look at the mirror. You will probably break it.
Why did everyone dislike Little Johnny at school?
'Cause he pierced everyone's livers with a .357 magnum.
A cat in the desert be like:
YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Clap clap clap that ass, bitch, shake that cameltoe, let them see them pussy lips!"
Your hairline is so ugly, even Dora the Explorer can’t even do it.
What games do orphans hate?
Bingo.
Why do Asians abandon their children?
They're bad at math.
Your hairline jokes are so bad that they make me want to rip all my hair out.
My great great grandfather killed Hitler😌
Why is your mom ugly, bozo?
Sissy Baka
Bitch
I suck on cups so START RUNNIN' CUPHEAD!
What did the feather say to his wife?
You light my day.
At 5 years old, I already knew how to throw paper airplanes thanks to my Arabian relatives!