Short jokes
What did the booty say to the chair?
"You complete me!"
What’s a booty’s favorite type of bread?
Buns.
What do you call a booty that’s always negative?
A pessimist-cheek.
What do you get when you cross a butt with a phone?
A booty call.
What’s a booty’s favorite game?
Hide and cheek.
How do rappers stay cool?
They have MAD ICE!
Why did the rapper visit the bank?
To get his RHYME CHECK.
If you've spent less time inside your mother than your father has, you just might be from Alabama!
How does a rapper fix stuff?
With a RAP-AIR!
Some people think emo jokes are funny, but I think it can cut both ways.
How do you win an argument against an emo kid?
Give him a gun, he'll just shoot himself.
Roses are red, Violets are ugly.
Violet thought she was ugly until she saw you!
What do you call a person who keeps making jokes about rappers?
An annoying prick whose black dad left him as a kid.
Why did the rapper become a beekeeper?
Because he wanted to make some HONEY FLOWS.
How do rappers stay cool in the summer?
They drop ICE COLD rhymes.
What did the rapper say to the traffic jam?
"Move over, I'm about to drop some FIRE!"
What's the funniest joke ever?
Rapboat thinking he can rap.
What's the funniest thing you ever read? For me it was when Rapboat told me he was a legit rapper.
Rapboat has to drug his own drink to get laid.
You hear about Rapboats' time in prison? He kept droppin' the soap on purpose.