Short jokes

Short Jokes

Pig

What do you say when your pet pig gets lost?

This is a pig problem!

Guy

Did you hear about the guy that posts all of the "Hairline Jokes"?

Answer: Yeah, he's a COMPLETE IDIOT!

Man

Did you hear about the bossy man at the bar? He ordered everyone around.

Orphanage

Here’s what I did to the kids at the orphanage. I dropkicked 12, lit 10 on fire, comboed 9, punched 3, and murdered 1.

Mum

Stinking poo poo bum.

Joke of the day: Your mum is so fat I saw her at Greg’s! 😭🤣

Elephant

What's the difference between a grape and an elephant?

I don't know, what?

They are both purple except for the elephant.

Florida

"Florida was ranked the worst state in the 50 states by Thriller."

Florida: Well, WE didn't want to give our oranges anyway!

Bar

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Cop

If cops are called pigs, then security guards are piglets.