Short jokes
What kind of tests do rappers always pass?
Sound checks!
Why couldn’t the booty be on social media?
It had too many FOLLOWERS behind it.
Why couldn't the booty be a conductor?
It couldn't stay on track.
How does a booty apologize?
From the bottom of his fart!
Why did the chair file a restraining order?
The booty wouldn't stop cracking up!
Why is Marcus gay? Because he's gay.
If you could add one zero to any number for the rest of your life, what would it be and why?
Q. What movie is a fat person most afraid of?
A. The Hunger Games.
LYNXXXXXXX!
What’s the worst part about a dead prostitute?
You end up doing all the work.
So I walked into my bathroom to clean some stuff, and no one ever told me you can't put phones in the bathtub!
Your hairline is so far back, a pilot thought it was an airplane.
Wanna hear a joke about Alzheimer's? Wanna hear a joke about Alzheimer's? Wanna hear a joke about Alzheimer's?
What do you call a white man that can dance?
A faggot.
Say what you want about Jeffrey Epstein, but at least he knew how to take out the trash.
Ur mom so stupid that she thought that Seventeen has four ghost members.
Why should you fear white people in prison instead of the blacks?
Because you know that whites are in for actually committing something.
How do you hire a horse? Easy. Just put up a ladder.
What kind of fish knows how to do an appendectomy? A sturgeon!
What do Americans and stars have in common?
They both love shooting up.