Short jokes
"Koalafications" are irr-elephant.
Fuck you people who made those jokes! (but some were funny but the starving one is messed up!)
One day Johnae said, "What do you call a family outing?"
"Incest."
Low key Johnae fucks Kirby and Peach.
Why does God hate me?
Because I'm a gay minority who fights for women's rights.
"Kill yourself. Stop thinking whether or not to do it, you dumb fucking cunt, no one likes you. Jump off a fucking 3 story building, bitch."
Child predators: "You're so six-y."
Why did the guy run because the girl ripped his penis off?
Spppppp.
What did Sally get for Christmas?
Cancer.
What do you call Hitler?
Gay.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Doctor.
Doctor who?
I guess Canada's national igloo is melting because of global warming.
What did John say after someone shot his leg?
Oof!
When I go to bed, my mother comes in ten minutes later with a brick and beats me with it.
Did you hear about the cannibal who passed a politician in the jungle yesterday?
I hear it hurt like hell.
"Can I tell you a paper joke?" I said, "But it is pretty terrible."
Why did Marx never drink Earl Grey?
Because proper tea is theft.
Why's missy Shaw such a slug? Because she's obese. Hahahahahaha!
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
It didn't; it got stuck in a crack.
Why is calculus called calc? Because you need a calculator. Lol.