Short jokes

Short jokes

Face

My bully: Your face is ugly.

Me: Yeah well your mom is so fat she broke the stairway to heaven.

My bully: :(

Aqua

Why did they call it "Aqua Claudia"?

Because it carried water, and another word for water is aqua. Duh!

Name

"What’s your name?"

"Am erica."

"No, I asked for your name, not your country."

Mirror

Friend, you're bold and fat.

Me: Bro, go to the bathroom and look at the mirror. You will probably break it.

Liver

Why did everyone dislike Little Johnny at school?

'Cause he pierced everyone's livers with a .357 magnum.

Cat

A cat in the desert be like:

YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ass

"Clap clap clap that ass, bitch, shake that cameltoe, let them see them pussy lips!"

Airplane

At 5 years old, I already knew how to throw paper airplanes thanks to my Arabian relatives!