Short jokes
Why is Hugh's mum so fucking fat?
Because she ate the 34 other kids she had but now only has 6,789.
What’s one thing smarter than Stephen Hawking? His computer.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.
These are some of the greatest names ever: Dixie Normous, Dixie Rekt, Ka Monmi, Ice Wallow Kum, Dick Sinsider, Anita Biggerman.
What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?
Time to get a new fence!
I’ve never had Indonesian food. Huh...
Neither have they.(:
Me: I must have a mirror in my jeans, 'cause I see you in my pants.
Friend: I have the eye of the tiger.
Me: So what? I have the balls of a gorilla.
Parents: We can't come back to the zoo next week!
The point of war is not to die for your country, but to make the fresh recruit on the enemy's side die for his.
What do you call a man with 6.022 x 10^23 dollars?
A Moleionaire.
Kevin McClean
Haha
He couldn't take the stairway to heaven; he had to take the lift.
He had a song named after him: "They see me rolling."
You know you trip and fall. Here is the funny joke: Did you have a nice trip?
Yeah, I keep telling everyone 9/11 jokes, but they all just crash and burn.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his son wanted to charge their phone, so they unplugged him.
Stephen Hawking tried to crack Abutu.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He tried to get the free cracked version of Windows 10.
Why did he die so soon? Oh, I know, he forgot to plug in his charger!