Short jokes
"Self harm jokes aren't that deep."
When you try to close a Google ad because it was covering content, but it was covered by "Ad closed by Google."
What cries, is red, and is a pokey boi?
The baby you just feed nails to.
Looks like he never charged up fully.
Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
He was outstanding in his field!
I can see your cameltoe, you nasty thot!
Here's a joke... you.
I met him once, but he wouldn’t give me his autograph!
Was he under insurance claim?
How were Stephen Hawking's best mates, Siri and Google?
Stephen Hawking trying to climb the stairway to heaven.
Jake Adkins watches James Charles.
What's green and furry?
Fiona from Shrek.
Why were Adam and Eve's sons so much alike? Because Cain was Abel minded!
What did Goodlife Fitness say to LA Fitness? "I guess it's just not 'working out'!"
I wanna see Stephen Hawking on nitrous.
I don’t have enough money to buy cheese, could you provolone me some money?
After all these walkers, you still walk over me.
What do lady dogs (bitches) wear to work?
Pant suits.
2+2=4-1=3 quick math.