Short jokes
What do you call a garage that is gay?
A gyarge.
Why can't a girl with no legs play soccer? Because she's a girl.
What did the tomato say to the sad pickle?
"What's the big dill?"
What does a sad cowboy and a supernatural fan have in common?
Both want to put a Winchester in their mouth.
Why can't the orphan eat Doritos?
They were all family sized!
Friend: What are you doing?
Me: Putting peanut butter on my balls.
Friend hears in the distance, "Orphans, I have food for you!"
Orphan: Wanna have a sleepover?
Friend: But you're an orphan.
Orphan: Just wanted a place to sleep tonight!
My friend saw your forehead and realized you're gay.
Give me followers instantly!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Gay.
Gay who?
You're gay.
Your mom is so fat that Dora couldn't explore her.
If someone wears black, say, "If you see someone wears black, they always be emo."
When I was born, I saw you at the adoption center alone.
That day your dad got milk. 😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬
I'm black, and I have a dying family in my basement that hasn't eaten in 2 weeks. They need help.
Btw, it's a joke lol.
How do you make a disabled person cry?
Let's go play tag!
Okay class, who can tell me who the fastest readers are?
The pilots of 9/11 went through the Twin Towers, 6 in 3 seconds.
I put a pipe bomb in an orphanage. 🤡🤡
Whoever has my voodoo doll, can you just finish me off already?
Technoblade never got a wife.
Poop and balls through the walls!