Short jokes
#NoMoreOrphanJokes STOP IT NOW! I will dislike all the orphan jokes that appear.
Question: How was Covid-19 born?
Answer: Someone fucked Batman! 😂
Hey anime girl, I hope you know that Jayden is a boy and we got back together.
Hahahaha, you never had a chance, so hahahaha!
So when my parents say no to "isms," I say, "Can I be homophobic?"
What do you call Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
I hate my wife.
*cue laugh*
Q: What’s a koala's face song? A: Never gonna give you up BECAUSE it hangs on the tree and the person is the tree?
Kid: Hi Mum!
Mum: Hi, Loser!
Kid: Why?
Mum: You loser, why? Hahaha!
Kid: Waaaaaaa!
I know this is not funny, but who cares?
A, B, C, E, F, G. You smell like a baby. Maybe you should not be "Hati-ey."
Why are you making all these bad jokes about orphans? What did they ever do to you?
Why can’t the turd fart? Because it already shitted!
Why couldn’t the midget ride the bus?
He can’t slam dunk his bus fare!
Did you know toilets, while you're at work, eat your toilet paper?
Cool kid: I slept with your sister.
Me: Never knew my brother was a girl.
Everyone else: :O
"Ur mum gay..."
Sorry wrong person.
Rubbing everywhere but not the clit and asking, "Do you like that?"
(dude wtf)
Why do you have to wipe yourself with toilet paper? Because bugs can crawl, eat your poop, and drink your pee!
Your momma's so nasty, she sucked your daddy's dick and kissed you good night!
What did the mustard say to the ketchup? "Quit running so fast, let me ketchup to you."
What do kids with cancer and cancer jokes have in common?
CANCER!
Just kidding, they are both fun to laugh at.