Short jokes
What do you call a gay cactus?
A "prick."
Laugh.
Why did Greg go mad? Because Stephen stalked him.
Canada has free health care, here is a link to some Canada Facts! https://www.1stcontact.com/blog/20-interesting-facts-about-canada
Once, there were two cupcakes in the furnace. One cupcake said, "It's kinda hot in here." The other one said, "Hah, a talking cupcake!"
What do you call a white man that can dance?
A faggot.
If you could add one zero to any number for the rest of your life, what would it be and why?
Why is Marcus gay? Because he's gay.
What do you call the nun that hates?
For Paul Walker, Mother Teresa.
I'm holding an African themed party tomorrow. There is no food, and the drinks are 10 miles away!
What happened when two invisible giants knocked over their blocks?
9/11.
If you’ve got me, you want to share me; if you share me, you haven’t kept me. What am I?
Roses are red... blood is too... I wonder how blood would look on you.
Wanna hear a joke about Alzheimer's? Wanna hear a joke about Alzheimer's? Wanna hear a joke about Alzheimer's?
I'm at the circus, Noah O'Brien.
The average person in 2023 is less straight than the lines my 5th-grade P.E. teacher walked in college.
Y'all are whack at jokes, y'all suck!
What do a Rubik's cube and a dick have in common? The more you play with them, the harder they get.
Your dad went on America's Got Talent for "smoothest way to leave their child."
Voicemailing.