Short jokes
What has 182 teeth and holds back a monster?
My zipper.
That is so bad, just like you.
Your mama so chubby, people call her fat.
Why was the ant so smart? Because it always knew the answer.
What do you call an autistic kid with a rocket ship? A cocker.
What’s an autistic person's favorite movie:
A Quiet Place?
"Ouch!"
"What's wrong?"
"I stepped on a screw."
"Are you ok?"
"I'm in ex-screw-ciating (excruciating) pain!"
Your hair goes so far back in time, even cavemen saw it!
Gays: I like men.
Straight: I like women.
Bisexual: A hole is a hole.
Yo mama so old her Bible was autographed by Jesus.
Your hairline goes so far back that the History Channel made a show about it.
"Pray to God her inside her head. I'm scared of God."
Connor Davison
A child's parents once lived in Chicago.
I wonder why he's in an orphanage now.
Why is my pee green? Because, "NEIN, ITCH BIEN FIRST REICH!"
Ratio.
Jelianis' forehead😈
Is Uranus big? Well... your anus is...
You know shit is going down when anything pumped up kicks related is brought into school.
I don't know why there are 26 letters in the alphabet.