Short jokes
I killed a Wood elf yesterday. The guard charged me with... mer-der.
Looks like he never charged up fully.
Was he under insurance claim?
Stephen Hawking trying to climb the stairway to heaven.
Jake Adkins watches James Charles.
What's green and furry?
Fiona from Shrek.
I wanna see Stephen Hawking on nitrous.
After all these walkers, you still walk over me.
What do lady dogs (bitches) wear to work?
Pant suits.
What cries, is red, and is a pokey boi?
The baby you just feed nails to.
Water to his Dad, Steam: Hi, Dad, I mist you!
Steam: double-you(w). aich(h). ay(a). tee(t)?
What did one mountain say to the other? Nice to peak you!
Why don't skeletons play music at the church?
Because they don't have any organs.
What do you call a dog wearing a beret?
Smeargle!
I was walking, and I saw an orphan, and I said, "Where are your parents?"
What did the girl say when she ran through the door?
Ouch.
I always loved going to Bill Cosby's house; he always greeted me when I woke up with "Rapey-rapey, eggs and bakey."
"Send me back, I never liked you."
Why do people name a kid "Rob?" Because they want him to rob a bank so they could adopt new kids to lock in their basement for a late-night toy.
Why are we here?