Only Dick Rapeboat got is his rhyming dictionary.
Short Jokes
What's a booty's favorite dance move?
THE BUM BOUNCE!
Why do ponies hate Silento?
Because they neigh neigh too much!
Why don’t butts ever win at cards?
Too many farts!
Why don't rappers use the subway?
Because they don't want to miss their next rhyme.
What does a ginger do when they want to high five a friend? They clap.
POV: Your grandma is on life support. I would unplug her life support to charge my third phone.
What do you call a Flying Pilot?
He pee on the plane.
Hey Explain bear, how would you like to be replaced by #ExplainNibbles the hamster AI?
Why do orphans like playing tennis so much?
Because it’s the only way they’ll ever get love.
Violets are blue, or green, so is your face so ugly, too.
Why don't booties make good drummers?
They can't keep a beat without making a FART NOISE.
The woman was thinking she wanted to have sex, but one second later, she did it on the street with a criminal.
Which is more disabling, autism, ADHD, or Down syndrome?
Why did the booty go to the party?
It heard it was a "bash."
What’s a rapper’s favorite kind of SODA?
Dr. Dre Pepper.
Your hairline is like Spiderman: far from forehead.
Are you a rope? Cause I'm tryna put you around my neck 😏
What does a middle aged man live in?
A retarded kid he keeps in the van.
How can a man make the world safer?
By having the chop.