Short jokes
"Rapeboat" makes Elton John seem straight.
"Rapeboat" has six fingers on each hand and one big eyebrow. Signs of inbreeding.
Why does rapeboat like going to the dog shelter? It's cheaper than a whore house.
What's the difference between a rapist's mouth and a sewer?
Nothing, they both spout shit.
People who wannabe rich and famous rappers should always look at Tekashi 6ix9ine, and learn what not to do.
What's only book rapeboat ever read? Rhyming dictionary, he got no rhymes without it.
When's the only time a rapeboat is quiet? When he got his uncle's cock in his mouth.
Why don't rappers ever become chefs?
Because they can't stop droppin' the beet!
How do booties greet each other?
"What's crackin'?"
How does a booty apologize?
From the bottom of his fart!
Why did the chair file a restraining order?
The booty wouldn't stop cracking up!
Hello, which do y'all think is more embarrassing to have, is it autism or Down syndrome?
How do butts communicate?
By using CRACK-BERRIES!
Why was the booty so good at math?
It knew all the ANGLES.
How does a booty stay in shape?
It works its glutes off!
What did the booty say when it was asked to help?
"I've got your backside covered!"
What do you call a rapper who loves gardening?
Dr. Dre-seed.
Why did the rapper become a locksmith?
Because he always had the KEYS!
How does a rapper like his eggs?
Hard-boiled, to match his beats!
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To get to the other side of the TRACK.