Short jokes
Gays: I like men.
Straight: I like women.
Bisexual: A hole is a hole.
Your hairline goes so far back that the History Channel made a show about it.
"Pray to God her inside her head. I'm scared of God."
"What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?"
"Sofishticated."
Yo momma is so ugly even the trash man wouldn't pick her up.
What do you call an @EB with no ears?
An Explain B.
The South Tower proposed to the North Tower, but he said no.
Some people think emo jokes are funny, but I think it can cut both ways.
What bird is good at gaming? A game bird.
Remember, children, when you're hungry at 3:00, cook forks for 10 minutes, ok?
One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish.
I’m breaking up with you, bitch.
What do rappers like cantaloupe?
Because they’re always dropping fresh MELON!
What did the rapper say at the bakery?
"I need ALL the dough you got!"
Why do rappers make great fishermen?
They always have the best HOOKS.
What do you call a sad rapper?
A SOB-HOP ARTIST.
What do you call a rapper who can’t rhyme?
Unemployed.
Why did the rapper climb a ladder during his performance?
He wanted to take his career to the NEXT LEVEL!
How do rappers like their steaks?
With lots of SIZZLE!
Why did the pirate go to the gym?
To improve his booty strength!
Why do jeans always compliment your booty?
Because they’ve got your back!