Short jokes
Who are cats going to vote for in November? Hillary Kitten.
Uranus is blue.
How does a cow introduce his wife?
Meet Patty.
Q. What's the difference between people and a toilet?
A. Neither does R. Kelly.
Son: Hey dad, why is my name Canada?
Dad: Because you were made there.
Mum: We haven't been to Canada.
Dad: Hol' up a minute.
Buccellati
Which Pokemon listens to Aha?
Takemeon.
Haha, you're gay!
ABBaS.
I'll slit your throat and kick you in the gut till you die one time.
"kys" (keep yourself safe).
pp hi
You're shorter than a thumbtack, like, boy, your auntie is probably taller than you.
What if Hitler did not say "bombs away," he said "lambs are slayed?"
How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus?
Tentacles!
I would like to make a Minecraft joke...
It would be too plain.
"What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?"
"Sofishticated."
Yo momma is so ugly even the trash man wouldn't pick her up.
How do you hire a horse? Easy. Just put up a ladder.
What kind of fish knows how to do an appendectomy? A sturgeon!