Short jokes
How do you call a very long terrorist?
9/11.
"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "You're." "You're who?" "You're parents left you."
You know what would be the best last thing to say before you die? "No, you certainly can't." JFK's assassin certainly can!
A teacher walked up to me and said, "How did we get butt cracks?"
I was like 4, so I said, "You had an earthquake on your booty."
Bootylicious lol
What constellation has no hair at all?
Cancer.
God said, “Let there be light,” so it beamed off your forehead, and so I turned into Stevie Wonder and called it night.
My name is Myria, my right nut.
Why is "T" well-respected, but more in its lowercase form?
It crossed the line with Jesus.
Don't you find it ironic that Kobe Bryant bounced his helicopter off the ground like a basketball?
Why didn't R. Kelly go to Germany to fuck teens? The legal age there is 14...Like bro hop on a plane and fuck a 14 year old hooker!
Why do orphans love violent video games like GTA?
They never had parents to protect them from it.
tbh, I was not even talking to you guys. I was talking to the funny jokes about Ariana, and people were saying she was adopted, so, tbh, fuck off!
Yo hairline be looking like a chicken nugget, headass.
Zachary Disease Joke 🤣🤣🤣
https://youtu.be/xtmB7mZDYAs
What do you call six gay people in a war? Rainbow Six Siege.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Old man Jeffrey touches the youth.
Why does Africa have no pharmacies? Because you can't have medicine on an empty stomach.
Simpsons.
Meet the Simpsons.
They're the greatest modern family.
From the town of Springfield.
They're a page right out of history.
Why use Heathrow when we have your forehead?
What is red, white, and blue all over?
A dead cop.