Short jokes
Why is an orphan good at being naughty?
Because they don't have no one to tell them off.
I adopted you. Now say goodbye, you missed your Spanish lesson...
I can't wait to have 2020 in my hindsight.
Sarcastic Doctor: Tell me.
Guy: I have leukemia in the brain.
Sarcastic Doctor: That doesn't concern me.
Teacher: What does the pig's skin do?
Student: It keeps pig skin together! 😂
What do you call a pornography version of TikTok?
Dik Cok (dick cock)
If you ever had your nipple ripped off by a possum, you might be a redneck...
Yo mama so fat, she stand on the scale and the scale says: "I want your weight, not your phone number!"
When they were going around giving out brains and you thought they were saying "train," so you said, "No thanks, I’ll take the next one!" 🤣
Hey guys, it's an alien!
One man said, "Do you need 20 bucks?"
The other said, "Do you have that many?"
Five people went to a store and asked for a menu. The waitress said, "I will be right back."
What do you call an alligator that likes donuts? A donutator!
What is an orphan's least favorite TV show?
"Full House."
What games do bats like to play at recess?
What always roars, but cannot talk? What always moves, but cannot walk?
A waterfall.
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What is the funniest joke of all time?
Your face.
When you try to close a Google ad because it was covering content, but it was covered by "Ad closed by Google."
The exam is knocking at my door... so I ran away from the window.