Short jokes
When you are playing Fortnite and you get a big W, reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Three men walk into a bar. You would think the 3rd one would have ducked! 😅
outside lmao.
-inside gang sucks. This joke was made by outside gang.
"You suck. I don't wanna be married anymore ://////"
When do you go at stop and stop when done?
I don't know, I'm not a pedophile.
What happens when you bring a paedophile to a baby's birthday party?
You will have even more birthday parties to go to.
Have you tried eating a clock?
It's time-consuming!
I told my doctor I ate a bunch of bananas. It wasn’t a very a-peeling experience.
Q: What do you call a religious Wookie?
A: Jewbacca.
I know that my jokes are never punny but...
Why did the Mafia cross the road?
Forget about it...
What do stomata use to fill their pools?
Chlor-ine.
"Are you related to Yoda?"
"Because yo-delicious!"
I saw a cyclist in the road today, so I ran over him and he said in a robotic voice, "SHUTTING DOWN!"
I really need jokes for my Atom bookmark project :3
"Well," he says, "It's what mommy calls me sometimes."
The little girl screams, "Don't eat it! It's a fucking asshole."
Your momma!
I wanna go to Antarctica, but then I got cold feet.
What do you call a girl that likes reading? Page.
What do you call a gay cactus?
A "prick."