Short jokes
9/11 was pretty great to me, it's just hilarious to watch people lose at Jenga.
When the moon hits the earth,
IT Moon-chan kissing Earth-chan.
If you have an Autistic child, don't worry. Put your trust in God and pray it gets kidnapped.
Cops be like dead from COVID hahaha. Should have listened to the law, you dumb dead pigs!
How can you tell when a female was raped? She crossed herself out.
What did the naked man say to the naked woman?
"Suck my dick."
More cops died from COVID than anything else last year, hahahaha.
They should have shot COVID instead of Tyrone on the microphone, lmfao.
Little Johnny wanted a lolly, so his dada gave him dick.
Why don't Chinese people play cricket?
Because they ate all the bats!
9/11 is like me after I'm finished with my Lego house. I destroy it! 😄🤣
Q) Why is Technoblade's body hard?
A) Cuz he was thinking of children on his deathbed!
Juice WRLD died a legend. Making these jokes won't get you anywhere. Grow up.
How do paedophiles greet people?
"How are you, kid?"
What do you call a missing Indian woman?
Yo mama sooooooo fucking fat, when she takes a step, she needs a 5-min break.
My mom loved taking pics of me when I was a child. Thanks to that, people really believe my fake smiles! :3
Would you rather:
Fight Mike Tyson
Or
Lick an elephant's butt after it took a crap with diarrhea?
Why couldn't an orphan use a fighter jet?
Because he couldn't use the homing missiles.
Would you rather eat a brick or a matter baby?
Welcome to Blind Date. With me, Stevie Wonder!