I can't stop thinking about those beans.
Short Jokes
I need to go to the hospital because I'm getting shot by a PUN.
What did the beachgoers in North Carolina say when there was a tsunami?
Nothing, they died.
"Rapeboat" so fat it made yo momma look thin.
Yo mama so fat that when she went in the ocean, Spain claimed her for new land.
Why can’t girls in the Middle East smoke weed?
Because they’ll get stoned.
Nah, bruh, my hairline straighter than a gay person's.
You're so poor, you only got 2 jokes.
Skibidi toilet skibidi skibidi toilet toilet skibidi skibidi bidet lalaalallalala.
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What did the doctor say to the terminally ill Power Ranger?
It's Morphine Time.
Dad: What did your older brother say before he lost his virginity?
Son: Dad, please don't.
Dad: Exactly.
Q. What's the difference between fucking a coma patient and fucking a cabbage?
A. You have to cut a hole in the cabbage.
Incest.
When your genealogy chart is a straight line.
What do you think of your mom? I can do it.
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some DEPOSITS of RHYMES.
If I found BlessedBrian's jokes FUNNY, I would be just as retarded as HIM.
Why did the rapper bring a vacuum to the concert?
So the haters could SUCK on him!
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of fishing?
Catching BIG BASS.
What do you call a rapper with bad manners?
RUDE-ICROUS