Short jokes
Why did the mop lick the floor of the bathroom? Because it was so poopy.
"BlessedBrian must be a bank loan... because he has NO INTEREST."
"BlessedBrian" is like Monday mornings... everyone dreads him, but somehow he KEEPS SHOWING UP.
I’ve seen more life in a bowl of WEEK-OLD GUACAMOLE than in BLESSEDBRIAN’S jokes.
Leo is more useless than a HEDGEHOG with ALOPECIA.
Hugging Leo is a great way to commit suicide... you’d just drown in all her fatness.
Maybe Leo actually isn’t stupid... maybe she just has bad luck with thinking!
If Slade were any more SENILE, he’d be pH 7.
If Slade were a vegetable, he’d be a BRUSSELS SPROUT... small, bitter, and NOBODY wants him at the table.
Why was the rapper always cold?
Because his lyrics were too ICY!
Why did the rapper go to therapy?
To work on his FLOW ISSUES.
The only thing shittier than rapeboats rhymes are his jokes.
People who wannabe rich and famous rappers should always look at Tekashi 6ix9ine, and learn what not to do.
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That is so bad, just like you.
Why was the ant so smart? Because it always knew the answer.
What’s the difference between Diana and Casper the ghost?
Casper can go through walls, Diana can't.
Friend 1: *turns off lights*
Friend 2: *is there with us*
Me: Woah! Where did friend 2 go?!
Roses are red, Violets are ugly.
Violet thought she was ugly until she saw you!
Why are "Redneck" murder cases the HARDEST to solve?
Answer: Because ALL the DNA "Matches", and there are NO "Dental Records".