Short jokes

Short Jokes

Tsunami

What did the beachgoers in North Carolina say when there was a tsunami?

Nothing, they died.

Mama

Yo mama so fat that when she went in the ocean, Spain claimed her for new land.

Weed

Why can’t girls in the Middle East smoke weed?

Because they’ll get stoned.

Toilet

Skibidi toilet skibidi skibidi toilet toilet skibidi skibidi bidet lalaalallalala.

Doctor

What did the doctor say to the terminally ill Power Ranger?

It's Morphine Time.

Dad

Dad: What did your older brother say before he lost his virginity?

Son: Dad, please don't.

Dad: Exactly.

Cabbage

Q. What's the difference between fucking a coma patient and fucking a cabbage?

A. You have to cut a hole in the cabbage.

Rapper

Why did the rapper go to the bank?

To make some DEPOSITS of RHYMES.

Rapper

Why did the rapper bring a vacuum to the concert?

So the haters could SUCK on him!