Short jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he was stapled to the punk rocker.
What did the bounty hunter call his favorite dog?
His Boba Pet.
"Florida was ranked the worst state in the 50 states by Thriller."
Florida: Well, WE didn't want to give our oranges anyway!
Why was the sea so friendly? Because it gave a little wave.
Why are New Yorkers so good at reading?
Some of them went through 100 stories in 10 seconds.
Riddle: I don't move, I travel across the world, but I never leave the corner. What am I?
Answer: A stamp.
The fact that "Hawkins" rhymes with "walking" and "talking," yet he could never do any of them.
What’s Steven Hawking's fav[orite] food?
WiFi chips or his shoulder?
What do Ethiopian people have better than Australians?
Internet.
A whale went to the country Wales for vacation.
When it ended, what did he say? "I had a whale of a time!"
Wanna hear the car joke?
Nah, it's too fast for you.
Yo mama so hairy, when the baby came out, the baby died because of carpet burning!
Fanta Klare Zitrone is cool.
What do you play Fallout 4 with low health?
You Fallout.
Knock knock. Who's there? You... You who? You smell like shit!
Chemistry joke: Why did the Superman being normal people when a krypton was at him?
Because krypton is "stable."
My Dad keeps beating me and my mom. Please call the police. My name is Jacob Upchurch.
Dad: Uh, yeah!
Son: Mom, Dad, what are you doing!
Parents: Sex!
Son: What?
Parents: Look, you can spectate!
I made a bet with my friend that I couldn’t create a working car with spaghetti.
You should have seen her face when I drove pasta! 😂
Isaac