Short jokes

Short jokes

Mama

Yo mama so fat that when she sat on the couch, the couch got destroyed.

Boi

My friend talking to fat boi: "I can order you at McDonald's: Double Big Mac, triple quarter pounder cheeseburger."

Mom

Your mom is so fat that she cannot look at her feet when taking a shower.

Sex

A dog meets a cat. The cat is black and the dog is white. They have sex on site, no cap.

Deaf man

The deaf man said to the waiter:

"Mmmm."

The waiter said, "No English."

Then the deaf man signed, "F U."

Life

BOB: Wanna know a joke?

LILLY: What? Your hat?

BOB: No, my life :'(

Dick

If you go to the military and you get sent to a country, how many heads will you blow off?

That number is how many dicks you suck.

Mom

Santa said my mom was good... But she is on the naughty list.

Broccoli

What's the difference between broccoli & boogers?

People don't eat their broccoli.

Adam

Why does Adam buy airsoft guns, you might ask?

To defend himself against his own father... his life must be shit.