Short jokes
Say "traffic," and replace "r" with "h." It sounds like... that thicc.
What did the snowman ⛄️ eat after dinner?
Ice cream 🍨.
Yo mamma is so dumb, she will watch Disney Junior all night long.
Hi 👋 I have some good idea 💡. What was the best game I’ve [played]?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
You.
You who?
Don't you get it? You're the joke, dumbass!
"Fuck" and "sex" are hot, which is fire.
My wife called me ugly, and then when she found out how much money I actually make, she called me ugly and broke.
Me in my dream: What a good day! *rumble* Ooh! What was that?
I wake up and I find myself on the floor.
What did the corn say to the flying apple?
"That's corny."
Why did the hedgehog cross the road?
To check in on his flat mate.
What did the banana say to Ethan, Ryan, and Cooper?
"Hi!"
My sister beat me in a race. She gave me a raspberry. I was bitter.
My sister said, "LET'S GO TO PIZZA!" So, I went to the pizza shop with her and she replied, "We really only needed the car?"
Impossible? I’m very possible, really!
Why is Sonic so fat? He eats too many chili dogs.
What do you call a bad bitch? You call them stupid bitches.
Have you heard about the tanning Olympics?
Everyone wanted bronze! (This is a lil cringe.)
What is a meatball without spaghetti? A cow.
What is it called when young sheep bet?
LAMbling.
(haven't uploaded yesterday cuz couldn't think of a joke)
What do you call chill legumes?
Hippeas.