Short jokes
Q: What did the Iceberg say to the Titanic?
A: I'd hit that.
What name is easy to say in Spanish?
Marissa!
Why are baby elephants so smart? They hang out with friends!
What is mail? Boring.
Yo mama so fat that when she sat on the couch, the couch got destroyed.
Knock knock. Hwoo's there? Far from home. Hwoo's far from home? Spider-Man.
My friend talking to fat boi: "I can order you at McDonald's: Double Big Mac, triple quarter pounder cheeseburger."
Your mom is so fat that she cannot look at her feet when taking a shower.
The most unfunny joke ever made.
Sister, can I see your two big rabbits?
Please stop using this thread. It is cancer.
A dog meets a cat. The cat is black and the dog is white. They have sex on site, no cap.
Why can't orphans work at S.C. Johnson? Cause it's a family company.
The deaf man said to the waiter:
"Mmmm."
The waiter said, "No English."
Then the deaf man signed, "F U."
BOB: Wanna know a joke?
LILLY: What? Your hat?
BOB: No, my life :'(
If you go to the military and you get sent to a country, how many heads will you blow off?
That number is how many dicks you suck.
Santa said my mom was good... But she is on the naughty list.
What's the difference between broccoli & boogers?
People don't eat their broccoli.
Why does Adam buy airsoft guns, you might ask?
To defend himself against his own father... his life must be shit.
What’s the difference between a bullet and a prostitute? They both burst a barrel.