Short jokes
Q: If an electric train heads south, which way does the steam go?
A: No steam.
Why was the bus sleeping? Because it was too tired.
Why are lamps so scared? Because someone might throw them away.
I wish everyone spoke to each other the way God did.
My name is Justin. I like boys. Hit me up?
We used to have a tail on the back... and now it moves forward.
I was on a plane and my mom said, "It's just a little turbulence."
And I said, "Mom, we just got on the runway!"
At work: Hey guys, I'm gonna Arnold clock out now.
Q: Where does a one-legged waitress work?
A: IHOP.
Who are you?
Oh, I'm an orphan!
Oh... bye! :/
She invited me in the house, and we started makin' out again.
Dad: Hey son, do you like Christmas?
12 year old me: Yeah!
Dad: Well, how would you feel about two?
Me: What?
Why were the cows so noisy in the barn?
Because they had horns!
I was at a football match, and the ball was getting closer. Then it hit me. *face palm*
What's the difference between Madlen Makan and Stephen Hawking?
Nothing, they're both dead.
You guys are cow-medians!
So funny!
Chris Brown, More like Chris Brownie hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe!
What did the bull tell his son before it went for college?
Bye-son.
My sister asked where is my book.... me: "itti badi nak hai gufa jaisi dhund us mei."
Kenny's dick is so small that instead of giving him a handjob, I gave him a thumb and forefinger job.