Short jokes
He was a head of his class... Mom always says, "Stay ahead!"
Why did the person take crayons to the bedroom?
To draw the curtains.
Chi
A broken pencil tried to break the laws of physics. It wasn't very sharp.
He said he didn't want to be my brother anymore.
He's now my sister.
I'm at the circus, Noah O'Brien.
What do you call a bloody pig?
HAMorrhage!
My fish puns aren't on porpoise.
I don't want to date an alien.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is!
What is a difference between a tree? Tree 🌲 was the day you get.
Why can’t an orphan celebrate Father’s Day and Mother’s Day? Because they have no parents.
What is the difference between a tree and walking home from school?
You give some people 2.54 centimeters, and they take 1.6 kilometers.
My brother truly is a numbskull.
Why did the guy bring a rope to the party?
Because he wanted to hang out... permanently. 💀😈
What the sigma?
Did you hear about the nun that got kicked out of the convent?
She got caught squatting on the cucumbers in the garden.
Your hair goes so far back in time, even cavemen saw it!
Gays: I like men.
Straight: I like women.
Bisexual: A hole is a hole.