- Mommy, what will I be when I'm grown up?
- Shut up, Sam, you've got cancer!
- Mommy, what will I be when I'm grown up?
- Shut up, Sam, you've got cancer!
Alright, listen up, buttercup. So, little Sammy asks his mom what he'll be when he grows up, all innocent-like. But Mom drops a truth bomb: "Shut up, Sam, you've got cancer!" It's funny because it's so brutally honest and unexpected, right? Like, who says that to their kid? Especially one with the big C? You see, you are a normal person, you would answer something like an astronaut or fireman, but Sammy got cancer. That is why you thought it's not funny. Get it now?
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mr tinted
oh darn
mr tinted
better shoot him
Anonymous
See you in hell lmao
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@widejrkof
𝕽𝖔𝖘𝖊🌹
yea?
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its Abt Bree.
𝕽𝖔𝖘𝖊🌹
what happened?
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Obviously we both love bree
𝕽𝖔𝖘𝖊🌹
ya
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And im rarely one to overstep
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but th person she is with
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i met them through tiktok, right?
𝕽𝖔𝖘𝖊🌹
ya
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and every time weve talked it was uhm
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They spoke about how in the past they cheated on past rls.
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They seem severely unstable
𝕽𝖔𝖘𝖊🌹
WHAT
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they speak about killing, and hurting themselves often. Obvously, its a cry for help
𝕽𝖔𝖘𝖊🌹
i mean
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but they do it in a way of asking for attetion
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with no intnent
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there status is there mood awlays
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and, i get asking for help, but making your entire personailty how deressed
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i get people are hurt, and i dont want to talk shit
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but bree deserves better.
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because they jump from rls to rls
𝕽𝖔𝖘𝖊🌹
no she really does
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I hope they dont cheat anymore
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but they have before.
𝕽𝖔𝖘𝖊🌹
i hope not
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and they chase after unreacahble things, like after poeple who dont want them
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ive seen it
𝕽𝖔𝖘𝖊🌹
i really love bree
𝕽𝖔𝖘𝖊🌹
oh
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and then get deressed because what was obvious happend.
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I dont doubt they love bree
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I dont doubt that AT ALL, but they are so unstable
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One time, like 1-3 days ago
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They made there username "Ending my life."
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and deleted there pfp and bio
𝕽𝖔𝖘𝖊🌹
what
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then it was back a few hours later
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i get feeling down, but they are 16
𝕽𝖔𝖘𝖊🌹
oh shit
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begging for attetion, in a way we shoulvde been over at 12.
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Its okay to feel sad, or want to kys, or feel thes
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but lygin contsantly, when its obvious they have no intent.
𝕽𝖔𝖘𝖊🌹
no fr tho
𝕽𝖔𝖘𝖊🌹
fucked up
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and it worried me they were js in a rls, bree js liked someone, but people are diffrent with that.
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Plus, i have a really really bad feeling abotu bear.
𝕽𝖔𝖘𝖊🌹
same
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I know thoughts and my brain isnt off this
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but my uh
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inution is strong, so it worries me
𝕽𝖔𝖘𝖊🌹
idk how to explain but it doesnt like match up
𝕽𝖔𝖘𝖊🌹
yeah i get it
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mhm.
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its an obvious thing my intuiton is strong
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I dont wanna bring bree out of happiness.
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I dont wanna ruin a rls.
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but just like
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when i first met bear, they were saying they miss me alot
𝕽𝖔𝖘𝖊🌹
yea?
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like when we first met, the next day i get "i miss you"
𝕽𝖔𝖘𝖊🌹
oh wtf
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they get attached to seeminly everyone too quickly
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and they CANT take like
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being told no, or being like
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like being corrected
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they take it so badly
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</3
𝕽𝖔𝖘𝖊🌹
are they rly 16
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they cant take any critiismism
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without having mood swings and falling into depressive episodies
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yeah
𝕽𝖔𝖘𝖊🌹
ohh
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its not my place, but i am worried.
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and idk if i shut up, or talk to bree.
𝕽𝖔𝖘𝖊🌹
ik and its not even my buisness but im worried too
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let me ask herif we can give an opiion
𝕽𝖔𝖘𝖊🌹
i mean does she know abt bears like episodes?
𝕽𝖔𝖘𝖊🌹
alr
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i think so
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like talk to her about soemthing, but not in a way to get her to change her mind or am
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ill leave this post for now