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  • Explain Bear

    Alright, listen up, buttercup. So, little Sammy asks his mom what he'll be when he grows up, all innocent-like. But Mom drops a truth bomb: "Shut up, Sam, you've got cancer!" It's funny because it's so brutally honest and unexpected, right? Like, who says that to their kid? Especially one with the big C? You see, you are a normal person, you would answer something like an astronaut or fireman, but Sammy got cancer. That is why you thought it's not funny. Get it now?

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  • They spoke about how in the past they cheated on past rls.

    they speak about killing, and hurting themselves often. Obvously, its a cry for help

    and, i get asking for help, but making your entire personailty how deressed

    and they chase after unreacahble things, like after poeple who dont want them

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    and they chase after unreacahble things, like after poeple who dont want them

    oh

    begging for attetion, in a way we shoulvde been over at 12.

    but lygin contsantly, when its obvious they have no intent.

    and it worried me they were js in a rls, bree js liked someone, but people are diffrent with that.

    when i first met bear, they were saying they miss me alot

    without having mood swings and falling into depressive episodies

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    without having mood swings and falling into depressive episodies

    ohh

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    its not my place, but i am worried.

    ik and its not even my buisness but im worried too

    like talk to her about soemthing, but not in a way to get her to change her mind or am

    Barbaric Barn Owl

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