Short jokes
Why do depressed people go to camp? To learn how to tie knots tighter.
What do teen mothers and their unborn babies have in common?
They're both thinking "Oh my God, my mom's gonna kill me!"
Are you Wi-Fi? Because I think I am finding a connection.
What do a fisherman and a prostitute have in common?
They're both hookers.
Why does the adopted kid like playing GTA? Because he wants to be wanted.
What starts with M and ends with carriage?
This joke never gets old, but then again neither does the baby.
What do you call a 90-year-old black man?
Antique farming equipment.
When you hear Michael Jackson talk about his "perfect 10," make sure you hide your 10-year-old son.
What's the difference between a broken shovel and a young child?
The shovel doesn't cry when you swing it into a wall repeatedly.
Q: What do you call a shed full of black fellas?
A: Retired Farming Machinery.
Sunday was a sad day, but yesterday was a sadder day.
Roses are red, I have a blister, holy shit did you just cum in your sister?
The British equivalent to 9/11 would be a big red bus crashing into Big Ben.
I can’t watch anime anymore when my friend’s grandpa is in the house.
He hasn’t heard a Japanese person scream since the war.
Why can’t the employee tell dirty laundry jokes?
Because they always come out clean.
What does your mum and Istanbul have in common?
They are all insane comebacks!!!
Why do Nazis not wear necklaces, rings, and bracelets? Because they hate jewelry.
I ran over three disabled kids.
"Cripple kill."
Q. How does a feminist stop a rapist?
A. By using her equal strength.
I had problems milking my cow one morning. It was an udder failure.