Short jokes
Why was the fart on Kickstarter? He just needed some gas.
Make him read a book.
Your hairline looks like something that came off the bottom of a Reese's cup.
What is the first thing you would do if you woke up as a woman?
"Probably the dishes."
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Why are you guys making fun of priests?
Because you have a suga daddy already.
How do orphans have a family reunion?
They use a Ouija board.
Man, your hairline is so bad it started from the beginning of the month to the end!
Who robs and breaks into people's houses?
I heard that Uranus is pronounced "yuuranus," but it reminded me of urine! 😆
When a hedgehog finds poop, they put it in their mouths. They mix it with saliva until it's a foam, then rub it on themselves.
Stephen Hawking was a bit of a hardcase. He didn't let people push him around.
What did The Rock say to his dad?
"I'm gonna Rock Bottom my cock down your throat!"
Your daddy's so fat, he tripped over a rock. He thought it was a chip.
My ex was an orphan as a child.
I should have taken that as the first sign.
If her parents didn’t want her, why would I?
You can slap, punch, knock out an orphan, what will they do? They don't have parents!
Why did 10 kill itself?
Because it was between 9/11.
What do you call an orphan in a wheelchair running into fire? Hot Wheels.
Why can't orphans learn about Ancient Egypt? Because they won't know what a mummy is.
Y'all are whack at jokes, y'all suck!