Short jokes
What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed?
Nothing.
When I dunk my cookies in milk, I think of you. I hold them down until the bubbles stop.
Are you suicide, cause you’re always on my mind?
Fuck you, German kids, especially [those who are] alive.
Yo momma so slutty, she could use a tank truck as a dildo.
Nope, should've gone to Specsavers.
What time is it when you cannot do anything?
"Aren't you going back home now?"
"No, I am going back home."
money + money = MONEY
Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She was born without arms.
Why is an elephant big, grey, and hairy?
Why did the teacher yell at the orphan?
Because he didn’t do his homework.
Ryan.
How do rappers greet each other?
With a "Mic check, one-two."
If a black person calls you a cracker, let them say it. You can say things they can't say, like, "Thanks for the warning, officer!"
It's not a war crime if no one's alive to report it.
Once we went to a light bulb party last night, YO it was freakin lit.
Stop with the orphan jokes. We're running out of orphans to joke about.
What's a cow's favorite war?
World War Moo.
Guess why a lot of orphans were in "Home Alone"? Because their family left them.