Short jokes
Peter Griffin's chin.
Should I mention how much it looks like a penis?
"Hey, you! Why are you so serious?"
OK, so Kenya and Kariah are both orphans that hate orphan jokes, so how about we make a joke out of them!
Your hairline is gone because you never bathed or brushed.
Why did the emo kid leave the food on the table?
It was the Happy Meal.
Hey, you there, were you raised on a chicken farm? 'Cause you really know how to raise a cock!
"Ow! You hit the spot!"
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Hold on to your nuts; this ain’t no ordinary blow job.
Boy: Hello, Mom, can I have $50?
Mom: Does it look like I am made of money?
Boy: That's what M.O.M. means, right?
Why can't your nose be twelve inches?
Because then it would be a foot.
What's red and in a corner?
A baby with a razor blade.
What's green and in a corner?
The same baby three weeks later.
The short kid came earlier than I thought. Guess he came with such short notice.
What’s the difference between me and Glow In The Dark Intelligent Putty? The putty’s intelligent!
Your forehead is so big I could sell advertising space by the mile on it.
I learned that a strangler was targeting me.
All I could think was, "You’ve got to be choking me!"
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some DEPOSITS of RHYMES.
What do Gay Men and Minorities have in common?
My dad hates them both!
Why was the rapper always well-dressed?
Because he knew the importance of FLOW in FASHION.
What do you call a Flying Pilot?
He pee on the plane.
Masturbation is better than rough sex.