Short jokes
The British equivalent to 9/11 would be a big red bus crashing into Big Ben.
Sunday was a sad day, but yesterday was a sadder day.
Q: What do you call a shed full of black fellas?
A: Retired Farming Machinery.
Roses are red, I have a blister, holy shit did you just cum in your sister?
I got a pen for my baby sister. Best trade I made so far.
Bro's hair looks like Buzz Lightyear, going to infinity and beyond!
This is not even a joke, it's a serious question... Is eating ass considered cannibalism?
What did one twin tower say to the other? "Be back, I gotta catch a plane."
What does your mum and Istanbul have in common?
They are all insane comebacks!!!
Why can’t the employee tell dirty laundry jokes?
Because they always come out clean.
Why do depressed people go to camp? To learn how to tie knots tighter.
What do teen mothers and their unborn babies have in common?
They're both thinking "Oh my God, my mom's gonna kill me!"
Why does the adopted kid like playing GTA? Because he wants to be wanted.
Are you Wi-Fi? Because I think I am finding a connection.
What starts with M and ends with carriage?
This joke never gets old, but then again neither does the baby.
What do a fisherman and a prostitute have in common?
They're both hookers.
Q. How does a feminist stop a rapist?
A. By using her equal strength.
I had problems milking my cow one morning. It was an udder failure.
A war isn’t about who is right, it’s about who is left!
In communist Russia there is no discrimination. White, black, African, American, British and Asian. They all go to Gulag eventually.