Short jokes
Your hairline be going up and down like a Formula 1 car!
What did the racist Catholic priest say?
"Martin Luther? Not my king!"
Why do orphans always go to white vans when someone asks?
Because they want to feel wanted.
What did Nemo's dad say? "Man, he's a lot like my dad, I can never find him!"
What's the difference between a rapist's mouth and a sewer?
Nothing, they both spout shit.
I was going to listen to a funny comment about abortion, but her joke was crap.
Has anyone walked in on their parents making love? I have.
Please comment! :)
You have a head of a Malteser and a hairline VEGTA.
What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial abort!
Who left him hanging?
What did the traffic light 🚦 say? Oh.
Guys, we should stop making jokes about orphans. Their parents will get mad. Oh.... Wait... Continue.
Yo forehead so big it receives more than the Pacific Ocean!
I was going to post a Kobe Briant joke, but the site crashed.
Me: Can I have your chair? 💺 You: Why? Me: For charity.
Sonic says... April 1st is the best day to do a school shooting. They will think it’s a joke! 😃
What’s the difference between KFC and a woman on her period?
One’s finger-licking good and the other is just a fast food restaurant.
When is a door not a door?
When it’s ajar!
Helen Keller can use Hodled's words because they are so bad.
What time is it when you get hit by a car? Time to die.