Short jokes
Why did the blind man cross the road?
Don't ask me, he can't even see where he's going.
"1v1 me in Clash, you're trash, bro."
Sissy Baka
Bitch
Why does an orphan always try to escape the orphanage?
Because he wants to get money to buy a family since they won't buy him.
Why do people hate jokes about the World Trade Center?
Because it's an easy target.
What do you call James, James?
"Pretend me please stop! I don't recall posting anything except commenting and posting something for Jordan C! Please stop!"
What a day yesterday was! I got a promotion, and my sister's killer was hit by a bus. Now I'm in a cast!
Why is the number 10 always scared?
Answer: He’s in the middle of 9/11.
You lost 30 lbs when you joined Weight Watchers, and lost another 10 lbs when they shaved your back.
What do you call a puffer fish? A fish!
Wee snaw.
I'm not sure how I'm going to get to Heaven.
God had not built a ramp yet... or an escalator.
Hank, skamwkakkshsygauytqg.
How do you win an argument against an emo kid?
Give him a gun, he'll just shoot himself.
Your hairline goes so far back you can see a full world scale map in your forehead reflection.
Allan: What are you doing Saturday night? Museum girl: Committing suicide. Allan: What about Friday night?
Boys are like minis.
Girls are like big pots.
Minis always come first. Don't think about sex boys, be men.
I was doin' your mom, yes yours!
I dislike the UK with a great taste.