Short jokes
Your momma is so fat, she was in a movie and the screen broke!
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What do you not want to do when it comes to giving an emo a job?
Showing them the ropes.
What do you call a girl above age 16 who says she is a virgin? A liar.
How were Stephen Hawking's best mates, Siri and Google?
My mom has a toy that I see all the girls and guys seem to play with, and the toy is between my mom's legs.
Our hairline goes way back before dinosaurs lived.
Q: What's 1+1? 2+2? 4+4? 8+8? Name a vegetable.
A: Carrot 🥕
I went to a depressed person and said, "Do you wanna hang with me?"
What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons?
Jose and Hose B.
What does a bridge and a fat chick have in common?
They’ll eventually get laid by a Mexican.
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Never trust stairs, they're always up to something.
My bully: Your face is ugly.
Me: Yeah well your mom is so fat she broke the stairway to heaven.
My bully: :(
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What's so funny about toilet paper? The toilet aspect!
"Kobe is known for fade aways too bad he faded away."
Someone ordered pizza on a tower... A plane came.
Your mama's so young your dad went to jail.
Yo mama so fat she needs to sit on 2 chairs.