Short jokes
Why did the rapper become a carpenter?
To build some SOLID BARS.
"Princess, you there? :("
Gallons (DYM 113).
What’s a rapper’s favorite computer key?
The space bar... it lets them space out their rhymes!
Your mom is so fat, they asked if she was a sumo wrestler.
You know the difference between happy tailgaters and angry tailgaters?
Happy tailgaters know how to throw a party.
Which flies cannot be seen?
Time flies.
How do you stop a baby from drowning? pt. 2
-Harpoon it.
What is long and black?
The line at Popeyes.
I'm gonna cut my life off.
What do call six gay men going in a war?
Rainbow Six Siege.
What do you call a lanky yellow man with abnormally large ears? Zac! Hahahahahahahahahahah
Little Johnny woke up at midnight on Christmas Eve to Santa with his pants down on top of his mom. He then said, "Ho ho OH YEAH!!!"
I know I've changed my name from tj to selfish king but know it's gunna be selfishking#781.
What did the magician do as a trick in his show?
Make your doubts about magic... DISAPPEAR!
My name is Myria, my right nut.
Where did Sora go during Nagasaki?
Everywhere.
What did the orphan's mom say to him when he got into trouble?
Nothing, because he doesn't know his parents...
What's a prostitute's favorite snack?
Skittles. They love to taste the rainbow.
Which city holds the record for the most suicides committed from a gorilla jumping off a tall building?
It was called Fall-adelphia.