Short jokes
What is a cannibal's favorite food?
Crackers.
Two fish are in a tank. One says, "You man the guns, I'll drive!"
I spy with my little eye nothing because I only have two normal-sized eyes.
Why can't college students take exams at the zoo?
Too many cheetahs!
What did the mother cow say to the baby cow?
"It's pasture bed time."
My nickname should be night light... because kids turn me on...
What do you call a bear with extreme mood swings? -- A bi-polar-bear.
Moms have Mother's Day and dads have Father's Day. What do single guys have?
Palm Sunday.
Where do you learn to make ice cream? -- Sundae school.
PP almighty stabeth thy! Then my sister said, "Just put it in."
What is the difference between a suicidal person and you? None, you are both dead on the inside.
Name something you practiced kissing on as a kid.
Sister. SWEET HOME ALABAMA!
What's the difference between a broken shovel and a young child?
The shovel doesn't cry when you swing it into a wall repeatedly.
What do you call a 90-year-old black man?
Antique farming equipment.
When you hear Michael Jackson talk about his "perfect 10," make sure you hide your 10-year-old son.
The British equivalent to 9/11 would be a big red bus crashing into Big Ben.
I can’t watch anime anymore when my friend’s grandpa is in the house.
He hasn’t heard a Japanese person scream since the war.
Roses are red, I have a blister, holy shit did you just cum in your sister?
What was the one word that could have saved Princess Diana's life?
Taxi.
What does your mum and Istanbul have in common?
They are all insane comebacks!!!