Short jokes
What's the difference between a Mexican and a Black person? One gets paid, the other got enslaved.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Reel
Your face needs to be put in the trash so people don't need to suffer.
Why don't people sit next to the cheetah during a test?
Because he's a cheetah!
If your wife says: “What would you most like to do to my body?” “Identify it” is the wrong answer.
Yo mama is so nasty that she sucked your dad's dick and came in to kiss you goodnight.
My friend had a house FULL of okra, but it blew up and okra was everywhere.
I guess you can call that place Okra-homa!
What happens when the Twin Towers breathe? They collapse like an orphan with stage 4 cystic fibrosis who lives in the streets of Africa.
Q: What's the difference between Terri Schiavo and a tomato?
A: A tomato isn't a vegetable.
How did "Bloody Mary" become a thing?
Because her husband beat her bloody when she didn't stay in the kitchen.
Hey, did you know that Stephen Hawking predicted the end of the world?
Well, not really. He predicted the end of *his* world.
Why can’t the baby cross the road?
Walls.
So, Dad is teaching his 8-year-old son about the planets and said, "This is Uranus." Then the 5-year-old son says, "Where is my anus?"
¿Hola, quién es?
When you were born your mother said, "Oh, what a treasure!" Your father said, "Yeah, let’s go bury it."
Have you heard of the Xbox game Sea of Thieves?
See if these nuts fit in your mouth.
Mankind is made of 2 words: Mank and ind.
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Let me just remove my finger from your bottom.
Thank you, nurse!
Cooper and Max want to get fucked in the ass by guys.