Short jokes
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The KGB.
The KGB wh-?
*slaps* I will ask the questions here.
Why did the Orphan have imaginary parents?
Because his last parents existed.
For 9/11, I decided to bomb my twins.
"Why couldn’t the DJ keep any of the fish he caught?
He kept dropping the bass."
Am I the only one here that actually tried to kill myself 15 times and failed every time and landed up in the hospital every time?
When your cousin who has a lisp died from the impostor in Among Us,
"THE IMPASTA KILLED MEH!"
Yo mama's so old, she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
What was the first animal in space?
The cow that jumped over the moon!
You know that you f**k better than dad?
I know, mom says that too. (Typical Alabama Family)
Royal rebel and push so back, they ever marble say that drink pushback.
Three conspiracy theories walked into a bar, now tell me that's not a coincidence!
I saw a kid with no phone. I gave him an iPhone 14.
Except it had no home button.
Why did the man miss the funeral?
He wasn’t a mourning person.
We are drunk at the party. There was an ass-ton of drunk girls there with me.
I'm gonna cut my life off.
When you want to see and smell your ex for the last time, look at a ugly dog, and smell the garbage.
Q: What is the difference between a dead body and an orphan?
A: The dead body had a family.
When you throw paper at a hill, you can say, "Hey, look, it is like Kobe's helicopter!"
Denki: Did you just... fall over?
Bakugo: Tch, no, I attacked the floor.
Sero: Backwards?
Bakugo: I'm talented.
Why do orphans hate Batman the movie?
Because at least he gets noticed by people, and also he stole their life story!