Short jokes
I had a friend who was a deep sleeper. One day, a fire started in his house. Now he's a really deep sleeper.
Mirrors can’t talk; it’s sad that they can’t laugh at you!
Ti girls yiman nyan kuni karhata Nina munh.
Why did the wither skeleton fail his test?
Because his answers were netherrite.
Why can't I talk in the dark?
Because I'm anonymous.
I wish my grass was emo so it would cut itself.
Who is the blindest person in the world?
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair going through a fire? Ghost Rider.
Last time I got caught stealing a calendar, I got 12 months.
Stormtrooper: What should I do with this guide for my test?
Palpatine: Review it.
What's an orphan's favorite game?
GTA, because they're actually wanted? Lol.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
Big (DYM 78).
Paul Walker started in 3 movies: Fast and Furious, Gone in 60 Seconds, To Die Hard.
The orphan turned 18, but he was happy because he didn't have to pay rent to his parents.
Why do orphans love blowjobs?
Because they actually get kissed!
Are you Shane Dawson?
Because I can be your pussy.
*Shrek* Bend ogre.
What do you call a duck that can fix anything? Duck tape.
What happens to an orphan that gets on house arrest?
They get set free.