Short jokes
Obama: It smells like UpNigga in here...
Trump: What's UpNigga?
Obama: Omg did you say the n word?? Die!!!
A man said his bars are lit. I said no, because mine are fire.
Why can’t orphans eat at a family restaurant? Because they don’t have a mom or dad.
This kid was crying, so I asked him where his parents were. He just cried harder. I still remember him every time I pass that orphanage.
What do you call a nosy Mexican?
That's nacho business.
Why is everyone trying to make a big deal out of this? My family were only flying to Pakistan and crashed into 2 towers.
Q. What do filicide jokes and filicide victims have in common?
A. They never get old.
If a chicken flies into the plane and the plane crashes, whose fault is it?
A: The driver's. Chickens can't fly.
What do you get when you cross a cow with a cat?
A: Cowacat
B: Mooore
C: Cowacatfood
Sister, you're ugly.
Other sister: I'm not your reflection.
PS. Sorry if it is not funny.
I went on a date with an Eastern European chick. She got mad because I rushed her...
Get it? It's Russia, and I rushed her.
What do you call gay men receiving anonymous blowjobs at the glory holes inside an adult bookstore?
Norwegian massage.
What was the first animal in space?
The cow that jumped over the moon!
Three conspiracy theories walked into a bar, now tell me that's not a coincidence!
What are the similarities of an orphan and a water fountain?
They both sprout water.
Orphans around my area only watched Youtube Shorts.
I asked them and then realized they can't click the home button.
What did the math acorn say when it grew up?
"Gee-I'm-a-tree."
What do you call a lesbian vampire?
Cunt Dracula.
We have a teacher in school. His name is Haybrock, but he is gay, so we call him Gaybrock.
Last night little Johnny went to his room and saw people hanging out there, little balls.