Short jokes
Welcome to Mississippi.
Hahaha, you have no PP!
Anyone here a spoon?
What is an orange?
World's only not rhyming thing. Hehhhehehehehhe.
frshfry we need to talk now!
What is wet going up and wet going down but doesn't move?
A mountain!
hehehehehehehehehehe
What did the plane say to the twin towers?
"Lmao, you twins don't know how to play Jenga. Here, let me show you how!" (BOOM) ;)
I was born on the moon.
Yeah, my mom was high, and my dad was down to earth.
What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?
A nun with a javelin through her neck.
What do squats eat? Numbers.
Stevie Wonder is a terrible father.
He never sees his kids.
An orphan boy at my school did really bad in a test and started crying.
I said, “Don’t worry, your parents won’t say anything.”
I don't get why bakers aren't wealthier. They make so much dough.
What do Ben 10 and a disabled kid have in common? They both slap their wrist.
Q: Why do women only use their lefts?
A: Because they don't have any rights.
Long live the quee—Oh wait...
I made a bet with my friend that I couldn’t create a working car with spaghetti.
You should have seen her face when I drove pasta! 😂
What's the best thing about f***ing twenty-six year olds?
There's twenty of them.
Nobody: People on the Titanic: *SCREAMING INTENSIFIES*
What does Stephen Hawking press after he's had a hard day? F5
Mississippi is a long word. How do you spell it?