Short jokes

Short jokes

Privilege

"I know that everyone is allowed to act stupid once in a while, but you’re really abusing that privilege."

Drug

Say no to drugs, kids. Suddenly, the poster disappeared. I hallucinated. Must have been the cocaine.

Orphanage

DAD: I'm bringing your toys to the orphanage.

SON: Why?

DAD: You're going to need them.

Feminist

How do you rape a feminist? Tell her you are a woman and she will let you do whatever. You won't even need to force it.

Marshmallow

Yesterday in my dream I ate a ten pound marshmallow, when I woke up, my pillow was gone.

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  • Call of Duty

    I got the newest Call of Duty game! I got a 200 kill streak, then I went home and played COD.

    Captain

    You: "Captain, where is this plane going?"

    Captain: "New York, 175 Greenwich Street."

    People

    Why do people keep on making jokes about the twin towers?

    Because they go down so well.

    Dandruff

    Did you know Cobain had dandruff? Yep. They found his head and shoulders all over the back of his couch.