Short jokes

Short jokes

Dwarf

I saw a dwarf scaling down a prison wall. I thought to myself, "That's a little condescending."

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  • Butt

    Two old people sitting on a bench. One turns to the other and says, "My butt fell asleep." The other says, "Yep, I heard it snore a couple of times."

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  • Neighbor

    The bible says to love your neighbors as you love yourself.

    So I treat everyone like garbage.

    Privilege

    "I know that everyone is allowed to act stupid once in a while, but you’re really abusing that privilege."

    Feminist

    How do you rape a feminist? Tell her you are a woman and she will let you do whatever. You won't even need to force it.

    Drug

    Say no to drugs, kids. Suddenly, the poster disappeared. I hallucinated. Must have been the cocaine.

    Orphanage

    DAD: I'm bringing your toys to the orphanage.

    SON: Why?

    DAD: You're going to need them.