Short jokes
Yo mama so fat that she had to wear a yellow jacket and everyone shouted, "Taxi!"
"Rape isn't a joke unless you watch YouTube Kids."
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I asked my wife to embrace her mistakes.
She gave me a hug.
Got kidnapped in Iran. Luckily, I ran.
What do you call an artist who couldn't make it as Hitler?
Q. What does Jeffrey Epstein get his sex partners for their birthday? A. Crayons.
Why did a Mexican go to Home Depot?
Because he thought it said "Home Deport."
What is a nut that says, "What is your favorite name?"
A magic nut.
I burnt down a whole forest and asked myself, "Is this hell?"
Children and your meat are actually quite similar.
At first you seem weirded out by spanking it, but later on you start to enjoy it.
"Roses are red, shut up and go to bed."
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the grocery store?
He kept dropping the BEETS!
Yo body so plastic that a turtle could choke on your peeled skin!
Messi is really messy.
Why did Jeffrey get blood on his shoe?
Because this teen just started her period!
Why is Santa make-believe?
Because he is fake!
Did you hear that story "Three Lines in the Sand?" By dickadraggin'.
Why do Asians abandon their children?
They're bad at math.
Why did the adopted kid eat the last cookie? Because he was the only one left to adopt; everyone hated him.