Short jokes
Wanna hear a joke about measurement... never mind, it would take too long.
Imagine. Kobe could not.
This girl called me cute, and I told her don’t call me that. She says why, I told her, “Bitch, call me the Hokage!”
What do you call two bears jerking each other off?
Bipolar.
My dog is a genius... I asked him what is two minus two, he said nothing.
I was cussing out this kid for stealing, and their mom walked in and said, "Hey, language!" I just said, "English, bitch!"
What does a kid at Epstein Island and MAGA supporters have in common?
They both can't get Trump's dick out of their mouth.
You suck.
What do you call two old men drooling in their wheelchairs?
The 2028 US election.
Mushroom.
Some of you need to go to church. I don't want you in hell with me.
Why are friends a lot like snow?
If you pee on them, they disappear.
Why did the rapper go to the auto shop?
To get his RHYMES in TUNE.
A bass drum is the boss.
I have some words that might make sense to girls, but maybe not to boys, ready?
smart
kind
sweet
caring
loving
mature
You're so fat, every time you go in the elevator, it goes down.
Your forehead is so big, it makes Kanye's ego look small.
Roses are red, I like burgers on a bun.
This news: family neuters furry son.
If a simp is staring at you, cover your mouth (they'll stop looking).
What's the difference between a school bus and my Dad's van?
School buses usually don't have screaming and crying children.