Short jokes
What is the difference between a suicidal person and you? None, you are both dead on the inside.
Name something you practiced kissing on as a kid.
Sister. SWEET HOME ALABAMA!
When you hear Michael Jackson talk about his "perfect 10," make sure you hide your 10-year-old son.
What do you call a 90-year-old black man?
Antique farming equipment.
What's the difference between a broken shovel and a young child?
The shovel doesn't cry when you swing it into a wall repeatedly.
What do you call Hitler in a pool? Adolfin.
I can’t watch anime anymore when my friend’s grandpa is in the house.
He hasn’t heard a Japanese person scream since the war.
The British equivalent to 9/11 would be a big red bus crashing into Big Ben.
Sunday was a sad day, but yesterday was a sadder day.
Q: What do you call a shed full of black fellas?
A: Retired Farming Machinery.
Roses are red, I have a blister, holy shit did you just cum in your sister?
I got a pen for my baby sister. Best trade I made so far.
Bro's hair looks like Buzz Lightyear, going to infinity and beyond!
What did one twin tower say to the other? "Be back, I gotta catch a plane."
What does your mum and Istanbul have in common?
They are all insane comebacks!!!
Why can’t the employee tell dirty laundry jokes?
Because they always come out clean.
Why do depressed people go to camp? To learn how to tie knots tighter.
What do teen mothers and their unborn babies have in common?
They're both thinking "Oh my God, my mom's gonna kill me!"
Why does the adopted kid like playing GTA? Because he wants to be wanted.
Are you Wi-Fi? Because I think I am finding a connection.