Short jokes
What do you call a baby in an elevator?
Lubrication.
Your hairline is so back when the police saw it, they had to arrest you.
Sup guys, how are you?
Sorry, no adults allowed.
Only 3 per person.
Do emos eat...
Happy meals?
Why is Cinderella bad at soccer?
She keeps on running from the ball.
No way, Jose!
You know, you should adopt a pet. So then you can feel the pain that your parents felt when they adopted you… wait… also the regret after.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Wakanda? Wakanda who? WAKANDA ENDING IS THIS?
What do you call a rude math teacher with a lisp?
A mathive dick.
What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basketball player?
Blue Jay Simpson!
Drake has too much meat. Donate to the people in need.
Exercise? I thought you said "extra fries."
That autistic kid having sex for the first time:
"U The Hips, U The Hips!"
What’s the best thing about a blowjob?
The ten minutes of silence.
I've been taking Viagras for sunburn.
It keeps the sheets off my bed at night!
Why was the new gamer mad when they were playing Overwatch? Because gamer girl WAS ALREADY TRACER.
What’s black, white, and red? A nun that fell down a 100 flight of stairs.
What’s black, white, and laughing? The nun that pushed her!
One day an old woman came into the bank and asked me to check her balance... So, I pushed her over.
You are adopted.
No cap. No one loves you.
Bye.