Short jokes
Knock, knock. Who's there? Wakanda? Wakanda who? WAKANDA ENDING IS THIS?
I just threw some cigarette butts on the ground while I was driving.
I wasn't clean after this.
Q: What's the difference between a folk singer and a 14" pizza?
A: The pizza can support a family of four.
Why did the ass go to therapy?
It couldn't deal with all the crap.
Why are you mad because no one wants to adopt me?
Your mama so old, her first Christmas was the first Christmas!
What do you call an airplane that doesn’t fly?
A plane wingless.
What do you call a rude math teacher with a lisp?
A mathive dick.
"Room, you on."
That autistic kid having sex for the first time:
"U The Hips, U The Hips!"
Why don't orphans play Minecraft?
Because Technoblade is on the platform.
What do you call a potato with a pp?
A dictator.
We’re so poor, we can’t even afford free stuff.
What happens when two walls meet?
They are cornered.
Why is September 11th an awesome birthday to have?
Because no one forgets it! :)
Why was the new gamer mad when they were playing Overwatch? Because gamer girl WAS ALREADY TRACER.
I'm about to say this but.....
*whentheimposterissus*
Mom, am I adopted?
What? No. "In head" No, dah, bitch.
How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus?
Tentacles!
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair with a gun? RG-XD