Short jokes
The thing about animals is every time you pick one up, you have to put it down.
There is a joke that did not enter this page... Why? She is afraid they will laugh at her!
I don’t have a carbon footprint. I just drive everywhere.
Why can't my grandma talk?
Because she's dead.
Do you like my a-corn-y jokes?
Making a comforting breakfast.
But you have a knife.
What are you willing to write in your notebook? These nuts.
What did the female rapper say when her boyfriend pulled his pants down and exposed his huge balls?
“I like big nuts and I cannot lie!”
What's the difference between a casino and a church?
You actually mean it when you pray at a casino.
A Chelsea fan called Timo Werner on his phone to encourage him during his bad form. Timo Werner still missed all the calls.
What do you call autistic people with guns? Special forces.
Why was sis afraid of seven?
Cuz 7 ate 9.
Hiiiiiiiihihihi.
I go out with enyaw, now she is just gay now.
What dog can’t see a dog that’s blind?
Why do the Twin Towers have Elton John?
Because Elton "IS STILL STANDING".
How do you know if a rapper is lying?
His rhymes don't add up.
A: Why did the orphan not come to school today?
B: Because today we had a parent meetup.
I got in an argument with the 90-degree angle. And guess what? It was right!
Did you know your pupils are the last part to stop working when you die? They dilate.