Short jokes
What's a crazy man's favorite phrase when he has a knife?
"Freak out!"
What did the two towers make after they died? The One World Trade Center.
We gate.
Stormtrooper: What happened to the Jedi Order?
Palpatine: Slew it!
Why do women wear makeup and perfume?
Because they're ugly and smell bad.
Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to smell her own nose.
Kenny's dick is so small that instead of giving him a handjob, I gave him a thumb and forefinger job.
How do you get 500 dead babies into a car?
A blender.
How do you get 500 dead babies out of a car?
A straw.
Q: What movie do emos relate the most to?
A: Suicide Squad.
I'd call BlessedBrian a tool, but at least a tool serves a purpose.
Why didn't the bitch ass skeleton fly?
'Cause me mum flew all the way and Trevor is a boofahead.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, How many bananas can I fit, Maybe two?
Get (DYM 129)
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid sitting on his lap?
"Just beat it."
Hey, who thinks Gwen is a dummy, so is Jaden and Kenya!
You're so black, when you get near the sun, we go into a solar eclipse.
Why can’t orphans order from Costa?
They need a parent or guardian with them.
Son: Dad, I need a new butt.
Dad: Why, son?
Son: Because mine has a huge crack in it.
Moose jokes, why did the moose fly with an airplane? Because it was a skoose.
Why is it so easy to bully an orphan? What are they gonna do, tell their mum?