All rape can be prevented. It's just a matter of semantics.
How do you know when a football player has been to jail? When he goes in a tight end and comes out a wide receiver.
How do you name a disabled asian
Throw the weelchair down the stairs
A police man once said I will never forget 9/11 I said I hope not that’s your phone number
My Crush: I cut 4 inches of my hair yesterday Me: So? My Crush 4 Inches is alot! Me: Oh yeah?
What’s the difference between jail and my basement?
Some people are let out of jail
Got a PS5 for my little brother yesterday, best trade I'd ever done.
My wife and I watched The Perfect Murder together. Excellent movie, but what disturbed me though was my wife constantly taking notes.
Some say Stephen Hawkins was a genius but I never heard him say anything intelligent.
i nailed my sister's............ picture on the wall
you dirty minded bastard.
And that concludes your French oral. You can put your trousers back up and I'll see you on Monday
I forgot the joke
What does an imouto ride? Onii-san.
Why did the cantaloupe 🍈 jump into the pool?
It wanted to become a watermelon 🍉.
Someone at school judged my grammar. I judged theirs by the terms "school" and "rifle range" being mixed up the next day.
I love Muslims, they are great at parties! They have the best fireworks.
How did Harry Potter get down the hill? Running, JK rolling!
I wasn’t understanding what I had to do for homework, so my teacher said “ Let me break it down for you like the twin towers.”
What do you call Mexicans in a band trying to be a white band? "Juan Direction."
Q. What do You call a gun that rapes someone? A. An assault rifle
