I did a bungee jump for charity recently. It was called "spastics on elastics."
What's the difference between a prostitute and a daredevil?
One has cunning stunts, whilst the other has a stunning...
My friend said he wanted to die, and I told him not to jump. But when he screamed, "Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville, and welcome to Jackass!" I knew it was over.
Some people say I like heights; others say I'm a daredevil.
In reality, I like killing myself.
What do you call a daredevil Weedle who does stunts on a motorcycle?
Weedle Knievel.
Wanda and Daredevil have so much in common.
They both wear red, they're both in Marvel, and they both lost their Vision!
why is bungee jumping similar to a comdom. because if the rubber snaps, your f***ed
