Daredevil jokes

I did a bungee jump for charity recently. It was called "spastics on elastics."

What's the difference between a prostitute and a daredevil?

One has cunning stunts, whilst the other has a stunning...

My friend said he wanted to die, and I told him not to jump. But when he screamed, "Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville, and welcome to Jackass!" I knew it was over.

Some people say I like heights; others say I'm a daredevil.

In reality, I like killing myself.

Wanda and Daredevil have so much in common.

They both wear red, they're both in Marvel, and they both lost their Vision!

What do you call a daredevil Weedle who does stunts on a motorcycle?

Weedle Knievel.

Why is bungee jumping similar to a condom?

Because if the rubber snaps, you're fucked.