Daredevil jokes

I did a bungee jump for charity recently. It was called "spastics on elastics."

What's the difference between a prostitute and a daredevil?

One has cunning stunts, whilst the other has a stunning...

My friend said he wanted to die, and I told him not to jump. But when he screamed, "Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville, and welcome to Jackass!" I knew it was over.

Some people say I like heights; others say I'm a daredevil.

In reality, I like killing myself.

What do you call a daredevil Weedle who does stunts on a motorcycle?

Weedle Knievel.

Wanda and Daredevil have so much in common.

They both wear red, they're both in Marvel, and they both lost their Vision!

Why is bungee jumping similar to a condom?

Because if the rubber snaps, you're fucked.

Fuck it, suicide is wrong, but if you jump off a bridge and yell "parkour," it's a failed stunt.

I kicked a soccer ball at the kid in the wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.

Me: Have you ever went sky diving?

Friend: No.

Me: Well don't, it sucks.

Friend: Why?

Me: They gave me a parachute and I lived.

I'm doing a charity bungee jump for the local disabled.

It's called "spastics on elastics."

If you jump off a bridge while crying, it's suicide, but if you jump off a bridge while screaming "parkour," it's a failed stunt.