Daredevil jokes
What do you call a daredevil Weedle who does stunts on a motorcycle?
Weedle Knievel.
Wanda and Daredevil have so much in common.
They both wear red, they're both in Marvel, and they both lost their Vision!
Why is bungee jumping similar to a condom?
Because if the rubber snaps, you're fucked.
Some people say I like heights; others say I'm a daredevil.
In reality, I like killing myself.
My friend said he wanted to die, and I told him not to jump. But when he screamed, "Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville, and welcome to Jackass!" I knew it was over.
If you jump off a building and yell "parkour," how can they tell that it was intentional? T'was a failed stunt.
It's all fun and games until someone fails at becoming Superman.
I saw a kid in a wheelchair and I screamed, "EXTREME PARKOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Imagine if the kid in a wheelchair was in Fast and Furious. His wheelchair is the only one that keeps him going.
What's the difference between a prostitute and a daredevil?
One has cunning stunts, whilst the other has a stunning...
I did a bungee jump for charity recently. It was called "spastics on elastics."