Short jokes
Hey girl, are you an orphan?
Oh, that’s right, I’m your daddy.
Why do mummies have trouble making friends?
If this is offensive to anyone, I'm sorry! Hey, wanna see something funny? Go look in your mirror!
What does the Titanic sell most?
Icebreakers.
What do you call a clown that is allergic to strawberries?
...Ollie the clown!
How do you think Julius Caesar killed his enemies?..
With a pair of Caesars! 😂😂👌
George, when I saw your face, I had to shoot you with a Nerf gun. If you died, wimp.
Are you a printer? Because you turn my soft copy into a hard copy. Dark..Humor :)
How did they lose 2 Towers?
Reason: They just fell, just like how it did in Jenga.
(I d*n't care if it's a bad joke, ok?)
Yo mama so poop and peepee and sucks on dick.
You're so fat, you caused the Titanic to sink!
Why do Japanese people hate iPhones? Because they're scared that American airdrops will fall on them.
Lesbian stands for:
L: Loving
E: Extra
S: Shitty
B: Bitches
I: I
A: Am attracted to
N: Nice girls.
My grandfather loves Hitler. They both had one ball.
What's the difference between a redhead and an orangutan?
Some people adopt orangutans.
Stranger: Do you want a lollipop?
Kid: No, I hate lollipops, so yeah, and you are not my daddy.
Okay, who the heck is watersharky? He just tries to "help" people, and he just posts stupid songs because he acts like he is depressed.
Why are there no guns in China? They might do some "ting wong!"
Why can't orphans become famous?
Because it will become easier for Technoblade to track them down.
Girl: Hi (flirt)
Boy: Hi? (reluctant)
Girl: I'm a cheerleader captain, I'm also single (flirt).
Boy 2: Excuse me?! He's MY MAN...