Short jokes
He might have been a Fortnite player. Respect him.
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribbling.
What does Adam look like?
The fat ginger baby of Boss Baby.
Someone was walking down the street and they saw some neat...
"Diarrhea cha cha cha, Diarrheal cha cha cha!"
What do you call a homeless orphan?
Homo-less.
I love how all these jokes about different accidents have happened, but why isn't anyone writing about how much of an accident we all were?
Once, I ate a skunk. It was hard because I didn't get it down the whole way.
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Roses are red, your mother has said, "Come back again, and you'll be dead!"
What’s red, slimy, and makes my wife scream? Two failed abortions!
The difference between women and beer is that beer makes you happy for nothing, why women make you angry for nothing.
Does anyone know Wakanda movie is Black Panther?
What was the last thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
Lololol get it? They fell from like 100 feet.
Q: What did Jesus say when he got nailed to the cross?
A: Owwww!!!!!
"Peppa's ribs."
What is a big animal 🦓? A bat 🦇!
I lent my sister my bed. The next morning, she told me it worked like a dream.
I live in a world made of cheese. Someone stubbed their toe and screamed, "Cheese-its, Christ!"
My blind son got hit by a car when he was riding his new bike. He should have been paying attention.
Poopy pants! Ha! Got 'em! Use Code Fred_5001 in the Fortnite item shop.