Short jokes
Why is yo mama so fat? She follows rap boat's diet.
Mariah Carey is a more legit rapper than rapboat.
Rapboat steals more rhymes than black people steal cars.
What did Rapboat's mom say to Rapboat?
"Is it in yet?"
What did Joe Biden say to the dog? I'm gonna molest you.
Connor Davison
A child's parents once lived in Chicago.
I wonder why he's in an orphanage now.
"kys" (keep yourself safe).
Why is my pee green? Because, "NEIN, ITCH BIEN FIRST REICH!"
1 like = 1 fetus donated to the soup kitchen.
What's the difference between me and you?
I leave white stains in your mom's bed, and you leave white stains in my mom's bed!
Why did the Indian man refuse to use deodorant? Because he wanted to smell like his natural habitat, the shitter.
I'M SOOOO SAD. (I have depression btw)
That is so bad, just like you.
Your mama so chubby, people call her fat.
Why was the ant so smart? Because it always knew the answer.
What do you call an autistic kid with a rocket ship? A cocker.
What’s the difference between Diana and Casper the ghost?
Casper can go through walls, Diana can't.
"Self harm jokes aren't that deep."
Why doesn’t my bully get a dad joke? Oh, ya, ummm...