Short jokes
When you see a woman with a leg chain, what usually comes to your mind?
What should I write a joke about? Name the subject, and I’ll make a joke about it.
I saw a guy crossing a street once. The light was red.
You're gay, stop reading.
Why can't orphans become YouTubers?
They don't have electricity!
Why did the priest go to the clothing sale at Walmart?
He heard that little boy's pants were half off.
Uma Thurman in "Pulp Fiction" was very kind and possibly the sweetest character, unless you count her forehead as of now.
What is an orange cucumber?
A carrot, duh!
What is the difference between Madeleine McCann and a submarine?
They are both full of seamen and are at the bottom of the ocean.
Ed is Ed in bed, full of head.
Pool testing 123.
What do you call a gay man that is not a vegetarian?
A cocksucker.
School sucks, just like you, get roasted nerds.
Welcome to the Friend Zone! It’s lonely here.
What is the definition of polish sausage?
🐴🍖 Horse meat.
Yo mama is so fat, she turned all the mermaids to fishes!
Every Dorito bag for orphans is family sized.
School's being safe.
You are adopted.
No cap. No one loves you.
Bye.
I have a body count of 7.