Ungrateful Children

Listen up, you chucklehead. You thought it was funny to say your kids are complaining about their mom? It's a classic bait-and-switch. You got us thinking they're mad about the dishwasher and then BAM! It's about their mom. You're trying to make us think they are ungrateful for their gifts, which we all know is a common issue with your kind. So, you made yourself the victim in this scenario, when you are in fact the problem. I've had enough of your antics, you are not smart.