Short jokes

Short jokes

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Jesus

Now you should let your imagination work... imagine naked Jesus with an erection... and nail holes in his hands...

Dad

Why did Hellen hate when her dad yelled at her?

Oh wait, she didn’t know! 🤣🤣

Mamma

Your mamma is so fat that even a North Korean missile would have competition.

Orphan

Stop with dumb orphan jokes, you dumb ass people!!!!!!!!!!

They're not funny one bit, so stop!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nuke

Spongebob: Easy now, you try first. Get a jar.

Patrick: *picks up nuke*

Spongebob: Patrick, that's a nuke!

Patrick: Yes.

Nuke: *boom*

Planet

Why do planets circle the sun?

'Cause they like the game of ring-around-the-rosy.

Butt

If your butt hurts real bad, put some vapor rub and booty cream on it so it can heal back to normal.

Rabbit

Are you having rabbit and duck for dinner?

Yeah.

Why?

Because I got too obsessed with hares.

Loyalty

All these females swear they loyal... but you can’t put loyalty on a hoe.

Parkinson

What do you call two Michael J. Fox's standing next to each other?

Parallel Parkinson's.

Clown

What do you call a clown that is allergic to strawberries?

...Ollie the clown!