Short jokes
Prostitutes remind me of chewese.
Does anyone have an Xbox One? My gamertag is Chalkyfrog11. Add me and comment on this post telling me your gamertag.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked.
Now you should let your imagination work... imagine naked Jesus with an erection... and nail holes in his hands...
Why did Hellen hate when her dad yelled at her?
Oh wait, she didn’t know! 🤣🤣
I gave a blind kid a gun and told him it was a hairdryer.
Your mamma is so fat that even a North Korean missile would have competition.
Stop with dumb orphan jokes, you dumb ass people!!!!!!!!!!
They're not funny one bit, so stop!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I luv sucking on big balls, I'm gay af.
I like my vegetables like I like my women: forgotten at the bottom of my freezer.
Spongebob: Easy now, you try first. Get a jar.
Patrick: *picks up nuke*
Spongebob: Patrick, that's a nuke!
Patrick: Yes.
Nuke: *boom*
Why do planets circle the sun?
'Cause they like the game of ring-around-the-rosy.
If your butt hurts real bad, put some vapor rub and booty cream on it so it can heal back to normal.
Are you having rabbit and duck for dinner?
Yeah.
Why?
Because I got too obsessed with hares.
All these females swear they loyal... but you can’t put loyalty on a hoe.
What do you call two Michael J. Fox's standing next to each other?
Parallel Parkinson's.
What did the man say to his wife, wanna play?
Why do mummies have trouble making friends?
What does the Titanic sell most?
Icebreakers.
What do you call a clown that is allergic to strawberries?
...Ollie the clown!