Short jokes
All Mia needs to destroy the evil young girl in Resident Evil 7 Biohazard, was using a pedophile instead of serum.
I can't with these, LMAOO!
Dad, why are we here?
Because you're not loved.
Why are Chinese people bad at baseball?
Because they ate the bases.
What's a skeleton's favorite meme?
Ken Bone.
A bully chokes me. I simply say, "Joke's on you, I like being choked!"
Who are the fastest readers? Nine-eleven victims, because they fell through 720 stories in under 10 seconds.
What do you call an ear that's dead? Deaf. Hahaha! Oh wait...
I wake up in the morning and I suck my teeth.
For Stephen Hawking, why is being drunk and having his power shut out the same?
He blacks out.
Why was the Milky Way remembered...
Because it's... DELICIOUS!
What will Donald Trump build in our devices?
A firewall.
Sans
What do you call a fish that has a dick?
Moby Dickkkkk!
Why are all these pathetic jokes about school shootings?😒 You all are so fucking pathetic... Humanity is officially gone, stupid bitches...
What's the hardest part of eating bald pussy? Pulling the diapers back up when you're done!
Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.
Also, I have the same Birthday as her, so I have the pass.
All right, I know one joke. Um, there's a mollusk, see? And he walks up to a sea...
Well, he doesn't walk up, he swims up.
Well, actually, the mollusk isn't moving, he's in one place.
And then the sea cucumber, well, they... I mixed up.
There was a mollusk and a sea cucumber. None of them were walking, so forget that...
There was this mollusk and he walks up to a sea cucumber. Normally they don't talk, sea cucumbers, but in a joke, everyone talks.
So just then, the sea cucumber looks over to the mollusk and says, "With fronds like these, who needs anemones?"
I fucc mi brother.
Tilted Towers is gone.