Short jokes

Stephen Hawking trying to climb the stairway to heaven.

What's green and furry?

Fiona from Shrek.

Why were Adam and Eve's sons so much alike? Because Cain was Abel minded!

My will to live.

I wanna see Stephen Hawking on nitrous.

I don’t have enough money to buy cheese, could you provolone me some money?

After all these walkers, you still walk over me.

What do lady dogs (bitches) wear to work?

Pant suits.

What did Goodlife Fitness say to LA Fitness? "I guess it's just not 'working out'!"

2+2=4-1=3 quick math.

What did the baritone say to the alto?

Nothing, you couldn’t hear him.

"You're the bomb"—a compliment in the USA.

An argument in the Middle East.

Pacman 200 balls

What do we call a skeleton who has a ton of travels?

A skele-TON!

What did the triangle say to the circle?

"You're pointless!"

What did the pizzas say to the pizza maker?

CHEESE-US!

Why didn't the skeleton follow his dreams? He was too gutless.

I wanna go to Antarctica, but then I got cold feet.

Canada has free health care, here is a link to some Canada Facts! https://www.1stcontact.com/blog/20-interesting-facts-about-canada

I really need jokes for my Atom bookmark project :3