Short jokes
What did the mustard say to the ketchup at the race?
The Octopus joke! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
You're so fat, Thanos had to snap three times to destroy you.
What hype is this place out? Is it for the night? You cannot say what is a great night. I have a good night.
What do my baby and dinosaurs have in common? They are both dead.
What does a blowjob from an 80-year-old and bungee jumps have in common?
You feel the rush, but don't look down.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Abajo.
Abajo who?
I have abajo of water with me.
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All these oranges, but you're still the one for me.
Why can’t you high five a Japanese person?
Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
How many people do you think are in a graveyard? Hopefully none.
What's small, brown and crispy?
A baby in an oven.
What is a paedophile’s favourite symphony?
Amadeus Mozart’s special flute in A minor.
Why did the cheetah kill the lion? Because he farted.
I know my jokes suck.
Why can’t blind people sing [if] that can’t hear because they can see the lyrics?
What do you call a gay friend?
Miguel Del Rosario Domingo.
I love going to Hooters and looking at the menu... If you know what I mean;)
What is pedophiles' favorite prey: Vegetables?
I raped your mom. I flipped her upside down and called the position "wow."
See you later, crocodile.
In a while, pedophile.