Short jokes

I put a pipe bomb in an orphanage. 🤡🤡

Technoblade never got a wife.

Poop and balls through the walls!

What do dentists play at their practice?

Dental records.

So an emo shot themselves, and so the detective decides to ask why, but it just goes in one ear and out the other.

I went to the store and I saw no oranges, and I went to ask the cashier:

"Cashier: Which one?"

Get pranked, bozo!

Can you imagine The Count from Sesame Street having sex? "1 orgasm..., 2 orgasm..., 3 orgasm..., ah ah ah!"

Why did the qack go duck?

I don't know, rhydon deez. 4x2=8

F*ck in' the poo.

Instead of Obama, it was supposed to be Osama. Pretending I got their names mixed up.

Best friend makes joke about 9/11.

Me: My pop was a part of that!

Best friend: So sorry!

Me: My pop was the pilot of the plane, he flew through 89 floors.

When you’re in India and you start hearing a tick, tick, tick, tick, you run!

Roblox usernames be like: "25k_baddieee."

I saw a guy crossing a street once. The light was red.

Yo mama so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest, they said she wasn’t allowed because no professionals were allowed.

Can an orphan child be arrested for vandalism, or will the officers ask for their parents to talk to?

Why do orphans become hookers?

'Cause they can call someone "daddy."

People with bipolar...............k2iojvjaiohoaehfbsjhfpoqwurp.

My dad was in the plane in 9/11, and he was the smart one that convinced everyone. He said, "We're fucked."