Short jokes
Okay, boys are known to measure their dicks, but do girls measure their depths?
What's the difference between your dad and the mailman? Nothing.
What does Cinderella wear to the beach?
Glass slippers.
What do you call a white kid looking at infants?
Pedophilia boy.
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My Mom said, "I have a daughter that killed herself for getting bullied."
Well, I said, "Have you seen her?"
What do you call a Barbie doll that’s wearing scrubs?
A plastic surgeon. 😷
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Why did the cats go in the litterbox?? To take a poop!
What do emos and a bird nest have in common?
They both hang from a tree.
Why don't orphans play GTA?
Because they're sad they don't get wanted!
Charger: Yo, Phone.
Phone: Yeah?
Charger: Can I plug all in you?
Phone: Ayooo!
Having sex in the woods and a deer walks up and fucks you from the back.
Yo momma so fat that people jumped on her cuz they thought she was a school bus.
I'm Black, when a cop sees me, he shoots.
Why is America not good at Clash Royale? Answer: They lost 2 towers! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
What's the best thing about 9/11 jokes...
They make you collapse with laughter because the Twin Towers collapsed.
This joke is kinda offensive, but here you go.
What’s the longest joke of the year? Pride month.
Plane crash in China... pilots names released in the incident are as follows:
Sum Ting Wong.
Wei Toh Low.
Ho Lee Fuk.
Ban Din Ouch.