If I get 50 likes on this, I swear. 🦋
Short Jokes
I'm black, and I have a dying family in my basement that hasn't eaten in 2 weeks. They need help.
Btw, it's a joke lol.
My wife told me to hang her the salt, so I beat the shit out of her. My name's Kyle, by the way.
What do you call a garage that is gay?
A gyarge.
Who is the first person an orphan sees? The doctor.
What does a sad cowboy and a supernatural fan have in common?
Both want to put a Winchester in their mouth.
I put a pipe bomb in an orphanage. 🤡🤡
Technoblade never got a wife.
Poop and balls through the walls!
What do dentists play at their practice?
Dental records.
So an emo shot themselves, and so the detective decides to ask why, but it just goes in one ear and out the other.
I went to the store and I saw no oranges, and I went to ask the cashier:
"Cashier: Which one?"
Get pranked, bozo!
Can you imagine The Count from Sesame Street having sex? "1 orgasm..., 2 orgasm..., 3 orgasm..., ah ah ah!"
Why did the qack go duck?
I don't know, rhydon deez. 4x2=8
F*ck in' the poo.
Instead of Obama, it was supposed to be Osama. Pretending I got their names mixed up.
Best friend makes joke about 9/11.
Me: My pop was a part of that!
Best friend: So sorry!
Me: My pop was the pilot of the plane, he flew through 89 floors.
When you’re in India and you start hearing a tick, tick, tick, tick, you run!
Roblox usernames be like: "25k_baddieee."