Short jokes
Trump's coming back.
Yes, yes~.
Trump's coming back!
God said the first person to kill Hitler goes to heaven.
Hitler: Kills himself.
A girl had black hair. Also, I threw rubbish at her to realize she wasn't a bin.
My friend is blind so he can "no see."
What did the lion say to the lion tamer? Nothing, because when the lion tamer whipped the lion, the lion killed him.
Dad, there was one day I was playing jump rope with a pig, and then I made pulled pork out of him.
Son, he is dinner.
What's the difference between Vikkstar and a tree?
Nothing. They're both hollow on the inside and brown on the outside.
Batman vs Superman?
Why did Sally die? She got stabbed by her mum.
What did the bank say to the person?
Bank you very much.
They have blackboards and whiteboards, but what happened to Mexicanboards?
Warning: If you're planning to look here for jokes about the FOOD nuts, don't bother. It's filled with penis jokes.
What do sperm say while just in?
"We need to go deeper."
What's the difference between a cheater and your mom?
They both cheated!
Have you heard of the new book about anti-gravity?
Well, I just can't seem to put it down.
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No-eye-deer (no idea).
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card.
Billy moved in with 69 pedophiles when he was 8. Many "tears" came across his cheeks.
This website hahahahahahaha!
What's worse than Aaron with Down syndrome?
Aaron with a rope.