Short jokes
My friend had no school because of heavy snow.
Guess you could say it was a snow school day!
This is the biggest joke ever - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC5j-BH_WdBXdzeoOdG2v2dA
9/11.
How do Chinese people name their kids?
They roll a coin down the staircase and it says, "Ching chang chong..."
Why does Doctor Pepper come in a bottle?
His wife died.
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Two gay kids made their version of the Jack and Jill nursery rhyme.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pair of lattes.
Why can you never find a virgin cow on a field with no bulls for miles? Just ask the redneck farmer.
What has a kid with cancer and Peter Pan in common?
They will never grow up.
Why was the German in a hurry?
Because he was Rush-ian to get to work.
Hi, what's your name?
I don't know, I'm disabled.
You do not spell "computer" like this; you spell it like this: "cumputer."
The more downvotes it has, the better the joke.
Stop making autism jokes, calling us "retards." It is not cool.
"You are stupid. You can’t even ride a baby pony!"
What time is it when you smell garbage? Time to run!
Noticing how wet and gentle the baby's mouth was on the bottle tip, this gave Uncle Willie an idea.
How does a cannibal like his meat?
Human.
What does Jeffrey tell his white teens?
You want to take it orally or through anal? Joke, I'm not asking.
Yo mama so old, I bet she was born when dinosaurs were made, and also she killed them with they breath! 😭😭