Short jokes

Short Jokes

Family

I'm black, and I have a dying family in my basement that hasn't eaten in 2 weeks. They need help.

Btw, it's a joke lol.

Wife

My wife told me to hang her the salt, so I beat the shit out of her. My name's Kyle, by the way.

Cowboy

What does a sad cowboy and a supernatural fan have in common?

Both want to put a Winchester in their mouth.

Emo

So an emo shot themselves, and so the detective decides to ask why, but it just goes in one ear and out the other.

Orange

I went to the store and I saw no oranges, and I went to ask the cashier:

"Cashier: Which one?"

Orgasm

Can you imagine The Count from Sesame Street having sex? "1 orgasm..., 2 orgasm..., 3 orgasm..., ah ah ah!"

Name

Instead of Obama, it was supposed to be Osama. Pretending I got their names mixed up.

Friend

Best friend makes joke about 9/11.

Me: My pop was a part of that!

Best friend: So sorry!

Me: My pop was the pilot of the plane, he flew through 89 floors.

India

When you’re in India and you start hearing a tick, tick, tick, tick, you run!