Short jokes
Have you ever tried sex when camping?
It's f***ing intense.
What do you get if you add "ER" onto Hamburg?
Hamburg-ER.
No one:
Literally no one:
Abraham Lincoln: *dies*
John Wilkes Booth: *ranks up*
My joke is about Archer, riddles, sex life. Wait, sorry, there is none.
Thanks for reading Archer’s love life story.
One orphan said, "Daddy, chill." I was like, "You don't have a dad!"
I slit my wrists.
Why was the orphan able to avoid getting into trouble at school?
Because they couldn’t call his parents!
What's the difference between a nun and a prostitute taking a bath?
The nun has a soul full of hope...
Why did the bone go on a blind date? He was bonely.
What do you call an orphan? Batman.
Do you know who invented paper?
Cai Lun!
“RIP” Cai Lun.
What do you call a person with no eyebrows?
Ms. Burgos.
Why was the chicken black and the other were white? Adoption!
Wee dyslexic boy and girl in class.
Wee boy says, "Can you smell gas?"
Wee girl replies, "I canny even smell my name!"
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YEEEEEEEEEEEEE YEE YEEEEE
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I gave up my seat to blind lady because she couldn't find any--let's just say I lost my job as a bus driver.
Why did the cliff feel offended?
Because George jumped OFF. ENDED his life.
(I'm sorry... No, I'm not!)
Friend, you so faaaat.
Me: Boy, at least I'm not built like a Nintendo Switch.
Stephen Hawking is the fastest footballer ever--he could just charge up the Left Wing!
What is the difference between snow boots and snow boots and walk home?