Short jokes
Uh oh, stinky!
It would be a miracle if someone figured out the length of your hairline.
When did the cheetah steal from the bakery?
On Black Friday!!!
Roses are red, My cat try to kill your next >:)
I'M SOOOO SAD. (I have depression btw)
I'm holding an African themed party tomorrow. There is no food, and the drinks are 10 miles away!
This Anonymous guy is acting like Hitler, bro.
Name a shop that racists don’t go to? The black market.
What happens when the Twin Towers breathe? They collapse like an orphan with stage 4 cystic fibrosis who lives in the streets of Africa.
9/11 was a round of Clash of Clans. They knocked down two towers, not three.
Why are "Redneck" murder cases the HARDEST to solve?
Answer: Because ALL the DNA "Matches", and there are NO "Dental Records".
1 like = 1 fetus donated to the soup kitchen.
Why did the Indian man refuse to use deodorant? Because he wanted to smell like his natural habitat, the shitter.
What is the difference between Chinese and Japanese?
Some smile, others beam.
Stephen Hawking never used a condom. He used a firewall.
Roses are red... blood is too... I wonder how blood would look on you.
What happened when two invisible giants knocked over their blocks?
9/11.
What's the difference between a car and a car?
I have absolutely no idea, sorry.
What do people use more than you that is yours?
Math riddle: If I have 12 bottles of wine in one hand, and 9 in the other, what do I have?