Short jokes
Why was the broom late? Because it had overslept.
Why did the nerd get scared of the emo? Because the nerd likes to leave the emo hanging.
How do you start a rave in Ethiopia?
You put food on the ceiling and they start jumping.
What do you call a simp, Adrian?
"FUCK IT HURTS SO BAD PLEASE SEND AN AMBULANCE I CAN'T BREATHE (I am Paul Walker btw)"
Why don't sharks eat n****rs? They think it's whale shit.
You're so retarded, if there was a clone of you that was supposed to be smart, it would still be retarded.
Why did the wheels not move on his wheelchair?
Because he had no legs.
Why were people not happy before they were part of the LGBTQ+? Because they weren’t gay.
It's Caesar salad.
I know a Chinese joy rider, Tommy Tookamotor.
I didn’t eat breakfast because I’m starving myself.
I heard World War 500000 in my parents'.
What do you call a skeleton's erection?
A boner.
What planet is related to planet butts? Uranus.
The Octopus joke! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
What's a turtle's favorite thrill ride?
Shell shock!
What was Beethoven called when he only ate beef?
Beefthoven!
What is a paedophile’s favourite symphony?
Amadeus Mozart’s special flute in A minor.
People who torture others for making bad puns should be severely punished.