I saw a guy crossing a street once. The light was red.
Short Jokes
Yo mama so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest, they said she wasn’t allowed because no professionals were allowed.
Can an orphan child be arrested for vandalism, or will the officers ask for their parents to talk to?
Why do orphans become hookers?
'Cause they can call someone "daddy."
People with bipolar...............k2iojvjaiohoaehfbsjhfpoqwurp.
My dad was in the plane in 9/11, and he was the smart one that convinced everyone. He said, "We're fucked."
Did you hear Biden went to the ER?
He's having a little trouble with his Putin.
Uhhhh ohhhhhhh yea (moan).
The 🦅 asked the female eagle, "What did you eat?"
"I ate New York hot dogs."
Why did my dad bring a bomb vest to fit in with his Taliban brothers?
I'm so emo, my blood is black.
What happens when you work in the Twin Towers? It connects to airplane WiFi.
Can you guys comment on my nuts jokes (aka Willma, Bofa, and Savor)? I just want to see if people don't think it's funny.
What is the difference between a horse and a rabbit?
A horse can't hoop.
Hey guys, sorry to bother you but search "Izzy" on the search thingy on the website, thank you!
Yo mama is so fat, she turned all the mermaids to fishes!
Why did the dumb blonde take a shower outside of the house while it was raining?
Because the dumb blonde did not pay the water bill!
What do you call a gay man that is not a vegetarian?
A cocksucker.
School sucks, just like you, get roasted nerds.
Welcome to the Friend Zone! It’s lonely here.