Short jokes
In Australia, my jokes are high koala-ty.
What’s red and cries?
A skinned baby in a bag of salt.
I'm Gay.
What do orphans do at parent teacher meetings?
I rub lipstick on my forehead to make up my mind.
Roses are red, I need a broom, I just shit all over the bathroom.
WOW! I CAN SEE THE TWIN TOWERS FROM HERE.
What happens when a Jewish guy walks into a wall with a full erection?
He breaks his nose.
What kind of bike do women ride?
A menstrual cycle.
Hey, dude man. I'm a dude man.
Did you know there was food on the plane that caused 9/11?
It was the bomb.
Why were the Twin Towers mad during 9/11?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead got plane.
Why did the booty get a job?
To make ends meet!
How do asses communicate?
Through booty calls!
How do butts start a conversation?
"Let's cut to the chase!"
What’s the difference between 3 cocks and my sister?
My sister can’t take a joke about cocks in bed.
What do you think fish tasted like before women started swimming?
My favorite meme is, "N_gga."
Me and bro talking about direct objects at 1 a.m. because we don’t know English.
"What do you want to eat?"
"You choose."
"Children."
"What?"
*Picks up pot*
"You said anything!"