Short jokes
I bought drugs today.
Where do depressed people go to eat?
Suicide Sonic.
Why is it wrong to put a beef or turkey patty in a burger?
'Cause it's a ham-burger, isn't it?
Have you ever seen Helen Keller's dog?
Neither has she.
Yo mama so fat, her weight is angry grandpa's subscriber count.
What does Mars like to eat?
A Mars bar!
Who thinks people should stop doing orphan jokes? Type here so we can talk about it.
What will happen if someone kicks you right in the balls?
You will be like, "Ow, my nuts!"
When the school shooter drops his gun, and the autistic kid picks it up thinking it’s his long lost nerf gun.
Q: Why don't pedophiles win races?
A: Because they like to come in a little behind.
Why didn't the skeleton want to make art anymore?
He didn't have the heart to put into it.
What is your true crush?
A soda crush.
Why does this stingray's wife can't stop babbling?
'Cause she can't watch her mouth.
If 2 vegetables have an argument, it's called beef.
Why did the skeleton not tell jokes? It lost its funny bone. Maybe you should try putting it back.
Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Why couldn't the pervert cross the road? Because his dick was in the chicken's ass!
What's the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator?
Refrigerators don't queef when you pull your meat out.
Do you want to hear a joke about paper?
Never mind, it's tear-able.
I just came up with a really good deaf people joke! The great thing is that they won't be able to hear it!
When it is quiet when you're having sex and you ask your partner to "Do the roar!"