Short jokes
Why did the Russian cross the road?
To get to the other side.
We hired this boy to pick up dog poop. We just remembered that we don't have a dog.
I named my dog "J," and everyone thought I said "jam."
Why can't you fool an aborted baby?
Because it wasn't born yesterday.
I found a dog outside a store, so I took him home with me.
The dog was standing outside a blind supplies store.
What’s another name for cumming in a woman?
Loading the dishwasher.
Yo mama's so stupid, she frickin' died at the Super Bowl!
Did you know I can't count to whatever number is after 4?
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers in the world?
Because they went through 90 stories in just 10 seconds!
Why was 10 so scared? Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
What is Rapboat's favorite musical note? A minor.
A disabled kid kept throwing up in class.
So I threw him out the window!
Your mom is so weak, when she jumped from the Twin Towers, her baby became disabled.
Gegebehhhhh!
What do birds and autistic people have in common?
They both flap their arms.
I left my dog at home once, and when I came home it was a mess. Let's just say I was in a RUFF situation.
What does a human and a cat have in common? Both take my bed.
Why did the skeleton go to the movies by himself?
He had no body to go with.
Why did the bike fall over?
Because it was two tired!
Runescape is the only form of birth control that is 100% effective.