What is the difference between Chinese and Japanese?
Some smile, others beam.
Short Jokes
Stephen Hawking never used a condom. He used a firewall.
Roses are red... blood is too... I wonder how blood would look on you.
What happened when two invisible giants knocked over their blocks?
9/11.
What's the difference between a car and a car?
I have absolutely no idea, sorry.
What do people use more than you that is yours?
Math riddle: If I have 12 bottles of wine in one hand, and 9 in the other, what do I have?
What do you call the nun that hates?
For Paul Walker, Mother Teresa.
Yo mama so fat, she went outside and became the sun.
Why did the terrorists crash?
They were doing the job they loved but not getting paid.
Lol.
Adopting a kid is like having a yard sale! I mean, if the owners don't want it anymore, what makes you think I want it?
If you’ve got me, you want to share me; if you share me, you haven’t kept me. What am I?
What can you catch, but not throw?
POV: Get a banana cleaner and use it as a sex toy.
The average person in 2023 is less straight than the lines my 5th-grade P.E. teacher walked in college.
You're so skinny, you probably wipe your ass with floss.
These are not funny. Those that are adopted feel hurt by these!
You shall feel ashamed of yourself!
Take the L! - Losers
What is it that gay men can't get from having too much oral sex?
Erectile dysfunction.
I'm going to destroy your momma's [vulgar term] just like I destroyed that Tastykake.
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