Short jokes

"Guess what my wife left in the freezer?"

"Her miscarriage."

Why did the zebra cross the road?

Are you wearing a diaper? Because your butt looks so saggy.

Why did the orange stop?

Because it ran out of juice. Hahhaha.

I wish I was blind.

My grandmother said goodnight...

She never said good morning.

Have you ever heard of Jane Doe? Well, her husband's name is Dill, so I guess that makes him a dildo!

What is a great 👍 for?

Fun.

What do you call an orphan with no legs in an adoption center?

Answer: Who cares?

Baby, here's my anus.

Baby, too, where's my anus?

I don't like Trump because he has ruined my kind's greatest man, Donald Duck.

Why did the cheetah kill the lion? Because he farted.

I know my jokes suck.

Why can’t blind people sing [if] that can’t hear because they can see the lyrics?

What do you call a gay friend?

Miguel Del Rosario Domingo.

I love going to Hooters and looking at the menu... If you know what I mean;)

What is pedophiles' favorite prey: Vegetables?

None of these are even funny. Just stupid.

I raped your mom. I flipped her upside down and called the position "wow."

A pornstar committed suicide; her coworkers must be taking it hard.

Why couldn’t the midget talk?

Because someone stepped on him.