Short jokes
I didn’t eat breakfast because I’m starving myself.
I heard World War 500000 in my parents'.
What planet is related to planet butts? Uranus.
What hype is this place out? Is it for the night? You cannot say what is a great night. I have a good night.
You're so fat, Thanos had to snap three times to destroy you.
I'm hertophobic.
It means I'm allergic to straights.
Why couldn't the kid with Down syndrome play football?
Because he got all the downs.
Roses are black, violets are black.
I’m colorblind.
What did the mustard say to the ketchup at the race?
So a cupcake walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender says to himself, "Damn, this is some good shit."
Stranger: Knock knock.
Person: Who's there?
Stranger: Sugma.
Person: Sugma who?
Stranger: Sugma balls, kid!
What did the stepbrother and stepsister do together?
Oof, mitosis!
The Octopus joke! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
What is 1 + 1?
They didn’t tell me. Their stomach is upset.
Why did the tamale go to the hospital?
because estava malito :)
Suck my ass, guys!
What does a blowjob from an 80-year-old and bungee jumps have in common?
You feel the rush, but don't look down.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Abajo.
Abajo who?
I have abajo of water with me.
Why do seagulls not fly over the bay?
Because if they did, they'd be bay gulls.
What do you call a weak, beta, tall and dumb kid? A banana.
But if you're vegan, you call him food.
If you're poor, you eat the skin.