Short jokes
I should probably stop making emo jokes.
They just don't seem to cut it anymore.
So what does stress and energy mean?
Beer.
I saw a Down syndrome kid waving at me today, but there's no way I'm swimming all the way over there to save him.
"Eugheugh," said the boy.
When a redhead commits a mass shooting, does the headline read, "Ginger snaps"?
Why is it that every time I masturbate, things get out of hand?
When slave owners can't get a girlfriend, do they MASTERbate?
Do you ever look at someone and think, "You must have been conceived at a family reunion"?
Old McDonald cuts himself. E-m E-m-O!
Q. What do Canadian women and Canadian beer have in common? A. They're both stronger than they look.
When you accidentally make your joke too dirty and get in shit from Explain Bear.
The USA has school shootings. We Canadians have bus beheadings.
I can’t stand jokes about Germans.
They’re the wurst.
Halloween. The day we celebrate your face.
In Junior High, we had to do a report on euthanasia. I misunderstood the report and wrote about how I'd really like a Korean girlfriend.
Q. What's a dog's favourite type of sex? A. Ruff.
Q. Why aren't jokes about bulimia funny?
A. They're just in bad taste.
Yo momma so dumb, she got kicked off the short bus.
I'm not saying you're annoying.
But if a yeast infection were a person, it would be you.
I had a girlfriend who was a below-the-knee amputee. We broke up because she just couldn't keep her legs closed.
Q: What's an orphan's favorite porn site?
A: Motherless.