Short jokes
His hairline doing the moonwalk. Oh, I forgot, he doesn’t even have a hairline.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Why can’t an emo have sex?
They can’t make it to the bed, they kept swinging on the tree.
What does a Chinese do when you throw an apple at him? Ka-ching!
Why can't orphans play Monopoly?
Because they never get a full house.
Why can't an orphan role-play Star Wars?
Because they have no one to play Darth Vader.
My sister Wani is a dwarf, so I sit on her as a chair.
"How do celebrities stay cool?"
"They have many fans!"
What did Stephen Hawking say when trying to talk to a reporter? Beep boop beep beep boop.
I was naughty at school and my teacher said she's going to tell my dad. I was like, "Who's that?"
Your mum is so ugly she made Paul Walker run.
Having sex in the woods and a deer walks up and fucks you from the back.
Yo momma so fat that people jumped on her cuz they thought she was a school bus.
Why don't orphans play GTA?
Because they're sad they don't get wanted!
Charger: Yo, Phone.
Phone: Yeah?
Charger: Can I plug all in you?
Phone: Ayooo!
I HATE URANUS! I WANNA KICK IT!
What do you call lesbians having sex?
My cheating dyke ex-wife!
What happens when Stephen Hawking wakes up from his sleep?
"Log in."
Why did the cats go in the litterbox?? To take a poop!
What do emos and a bird nest have in common?
They both hang from a tree.