"Peppa's ribs."
Short Jokes
What is a big animal 🦓? A bat 🦇!
I want to do Uranus. (tounge emoji) (wet emoji)
A man came running into a hospital saying, "Doctor, Doctor! I can't feel my legs!"
The doctor replied, "I know I amputated your arms!"
Q: What did Jesus say when he got nailed to the cross?
A: Owwww!!!!!
Steven Hawking died. I said, "Why? Did his wheelchair break?"
It would be a miracle if someone figured out the length of your hairline.
When did the cheetah steal from the bakery?
On Black Friday!!!
Roses are red, My cat try to kill your next >:)
I'M SOOOO SAD. (I have depression btw)
I'm holding an African themed party tomorrow. There is no food, and the drinks are 10 miles away!
This Anonymous guy is acting like Hitler, bro.
Name a shop that racists don’t go to? The black market.
What happens when the Twin Towers breathe? They collapse like an orphan with stage 4 cystic fibrosis who lives in the streets of Africa.
9/11 was a round of Clash of Clans. They knocked down two towers, not three.
Why are "Redneck" murder cases the HARDEST to solve?
Answer: Because ALL the DNA "Matches", and there are NO "Dental Records".
1 like = 1 fetus donated to the soup kitchen.
Why did the Indian man refuse to use deodorant? Because he wanted to smell like his natural habitat, the shitter.
What is the difference between Chinese and Japanese?
Some smile, others beam.
Stephen Hawking never used a condom. He used a firewall.