There was a kid in a wheelchair. I put him on fire and called him Hot Wheels.
Short Jokes
Your hairline is so big, not even a black hole can eat it!
Tesco's slogan is "Every little helps."
Well, their bag did a wonderful job on suffocating my wife.
What did Omnicron say to Delta?
"Same race, bud, different evolution."
"SIX FEET AWAY, OMNI! SIX FEET AWAY!"
How did Jenson lose against a Cheetah?
Because he was a cheetah!
My friend misspelled "Mexico" and got here.
He sucked his sister's poop hole.
"Joe momma" is called that because it means "you're a mistake."
My girlfriend was born on February 29th, so does that mean she is 2 years old?
Yo mama is so fat that when she jumps, the earth was shaking!
Bro, your forehead so big Dakota's forehead seemed small.
What did God say to the good shepherd?
Nothing.
Your hairline starts at the back of your head.
Why did the frog cross the road to hop to his side, Bih?
Why is Roblox so blocky? Because it "ro-block."
You are so fat Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix it!" LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Dam, sometimes when I look at my friend's head, I say, "Dam, that's a dam big head, Nick." Then he is like, "Dude, that's a literal dam."
Pool testing 123.
Women have so much evil in their blood that God has to drain it once a month. Hehehehehe
What do you call a disabled person drowning?
A boat.
What has two legs, two arms, one dead and covered in red?
My ex-wife.