Short jokes
What did Hitler say to the sheep, "Baaarrrrrrr!" Hahaha, get it, sister? Am I rightttt?
Your mum's so fat, she's the iceberg that sunk the Titanic!
What do you call Kyson when he is banned on PS4?
A depressed Indian boy.
I’m sorry deez nuts can’t fit in your mouth.
What do the Twin Towers and murder victims have in common?
Both were owned by their own kind.
My friend is blind so he can "no see."
What does a Chinese guy say to the love of his life?
"You're the ying to my yang!"
What did the lion say to the lion tamer? Nothing, because when the lion tamer whipped the lion, the lion killed him.
Trump's coming back.
Yes, yes~.
Trump's coming back!
God said the first person to kill Hitler goes to heaven.
Hitler: Kills himself.
A girl had black hair. Also, I threw rubbish at her to realize she wasn't a bin.
Dad, there was one day I was playing jump rope with a pig, and then I made pulled pork out of him.
Son, he is dinner.
What's the difference between Vikkstar and a tree?
Nothing. They're both hollow on the inside and brown on the outside.
Have you heard of the new book about anti-gravity?
Well, I just can't seem to put it down.
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No-eye-deer (no idea).
What job lets you kill the most people?
An abortion doctor.
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card.
So many of these jokes are unoriginal, and you guys need to step up your game.
Did you hear about the boy who sat under a cow?
He got a pat on the head.
Bread?