Short jokes
I find bananas very appeeling.
Hey, cobalt can't. But tin can ;)
The reason I'm gay is because I'm scared of getting cooties.
Do you want to hear a joke about paper?
Never mind, it's tear-able.
I just came up with a really good deaf people joke! The great thing is that they won't be able to hear it!
This is my fidget spinner, I got it in my Easter basket.
What did the squash say to the tomato?
Ketchup!
A skeleton had a job interview, but he looked messy.
I had to fix his collarbone.
Why does this stingray's wife can't stop babbling?
'Cause she can't watch her mouth.
Was ist der Lieblingssport eines Deutschen?
When it is quiet when you're having sex and you ask your partner to "Do the roar!"
Stephen Hawking couldn't make it to Heaven because there were stairs, so he rolled down to Hell.
Q) What did the airplane say to the little boy?
A) Nothing, airplanes don't talk!
There's a new horror movie about Stephen Hawking.
It's called "Unplugged!"
Which category is glory in?
Cats.
Where did Alice go during the explosion?
Everywhere.
Alright, my sister is ALWAYS dancing randomly all the time, and what I say is, "Go get you boyfriend, dude!"
Why are most West Virginians going to hell?
Their favorite pastimes (inbreeding and bestiality) are an abomination unto the Lord.
What do you call a skeleton with no arms? An un-armed skeleton.
Ligma.
Balls.