Short jokes
What do you get if you cross Damian Lillard and a watch?
In fright, I saw my faceless soul! Never imagined it could run that fast!
Q: You know what's morbid at a storage sale?
A: They give you more bids.
Life.
What did the substrate say to the active site?
"C'mon baby, we fit together, open my door lock to f**kin' key."
This will take a ton of time.
A skele-ton.
Why would you never donate to crabs?
Because they're shellfish!
Did you hear that story "Three Lines in the Sand?" By dickadraggin'.
Q: Two skeletons walk into a bar. What happens?
A: They fall.
(They walked into a BAR, as in a rod or whatnot.)
What did the sunglasses say to the banana?
Nothing, sunglasses can’t talk.
I'm the joke, bitch.
A stupid dolphin makes an annoying noise.
The dolphin did it on porpoise.
I for the class?
What do birds use to check their grades?
Air-ies...
Just got a new internet connected toaster. It wouldn't work until I enabled pop-ups!
What do you put on a cheeseburger? It's a wrap!
I had some puns about construction, but I'm still working on them.
Why are the candy's clothes in the studio?
Because it's a wrapper.
"Yo mama so... Wait... Whose mother am I speaking of?"
S, ss, slalom. A.