What's a Fortnite player's favorite era? The 90s!
Short Jokes
Why did the octopus cross the road?
Who knows and who cares?
Why did Hitler say "nein"? Because he just got raped, bitch!
What is 6" long, bright red, and your wife cries when you feed it to her?
Her miscarriage.
Female Rights?
What do you call a person with an "a" in their autism?
I bet you love prostate exams because you live things up your ass.
Easy way to get away from rape is to become the rapist. All women need to carry a 12-inch dildo and a gun!
Why are Chinese people bad at baseball?
Because they ate the bases.
I can't with these, LMAOO!
Why are all these pathetic jokes about school shootings?😒 You all are so fucking pathetic... Humanity is officially gone, stupid bitches...
What's the hardest part of eating bald pussy? Pulling the diapers back up when you're done!
What do you call a fish that has a dick?
Moby Dickkkkk!
Tyler
Who are the fastest readers? Nine-eleven victims, because they fell through 720 stories in under 10 seconds.
Sans
What do you call an ear that's dead? Deaf. Hahaha! Oh wait...
A bully chokes me. I simply say, "Joke's on you, I like being choked!"
Why was the Milky Way remembered...
Because it's... DELICIOUS!
What will Donald Trump build in our devices?
A firewall.