Short jokes
I pushed a handicapped orphan out of his wheelchair. Who is he gonna tell, his parents?
Talk to me if you are online.
What do the Twin Towers and murder victims have in common?
Both were owned by their own kind.
A girl had black hair. Also, I threw rubbish at her to realize she wasn't a bin.
What do you call Kyson when he is banned on PS4?
A depressed Indian boy.
Iβm sorry deez nuts canβt fit in your mouth.
What does a Chinese guy say to the love of his life?
"You're the ying to my yang!"
When a kid says, "I'm a pedophile," it means that he has a crush on one of his classmates.
When an adult says it, he is accused as a rapper.
Your hairline is so far back your mom can't cut it.
My friend is blind so he can "no see."
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What did Hitler say to the sheep, "Baaarrrrrrr!" Hahaha, get it, sister? Am I rightttt?
Your mum's so fat, she's the iceberg that sunk the Titanic!
God said the first person to kill Hitler goes to heaven.
Hitler: Kills himself.
Bitches do be so flat, you would think they have breast cancer.
I asked someone why they were crying. They told me that they had to abort their twins.
Then someone yelled "DAMN DOUBLE HOMICIDE!"
Why did the Asian parents have an Asian baby?
Two wongs don't make a white.
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Son: Mom, what's dark humor?
Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.
Son: Mom, Iβm blind.
Mom: Exactly.
I was in Russia at a stand-up comedy performance about someone making fun of Putin, but the jokes were awful. The execution was nice, though.