Short jokes

Short jokes

Orphan

I pushed a handicapped orphan out of his wheelchair. Who is he gonna tell, his parents?

Victim

What do the Twin Towers and murder victims have in common?

Both were owned by their own kind.

Rubbish

A girl had black hair. Also, I threw rubbish at her to realize she wasn't a bin.

Boy

What do you call Kyson when he is banned on PS4?

A depressed Indian boy.

Pedophile

When a kid says, "I'm a pedophile," it means that he has a crush on one of his classmates.

When an adult says it, he is accused as a rapper.

Hitler

What did Hitler say to the sheep, "Baaarrrrrrr!" Hahaha, get it, sister? Am I rightttt?

Fat

Your mum's so fat, she's the iceberg that sunk the Titanic!

Hitler

God said the first person to kill Hitler goes to heaven.

Hitler: Kills himself.

Homicide

I asked someone why they were crying. They told me that they had to abort their twins.

Then someone yelled "DAMN DOUBLE HOMICIDE!"

Baby

Why did the Asian parents have an Asian baby?

Two wongs don't make a white.

Son

Son: Mom, what's dark humor?

Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.

Son: Mom, I’m blind.

Mom: Exactly.

Russia

I was in Russia at a stand-up comedy performance about someone making fun of Putin, but the jokes were awful. The execution was nice, though.