Short jokes
Why did Johnny drop his pencil?
To look up girls' skirts! 😬🤯😲😳😱🙀🙊
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
MEOM!
What do you call an underwater maid?
A mermaid! 😂😂😂😂
Yo momma so fat, her ankle broke and gravy poured out.
Yo momma's so fat that she got married to diabetes!
You wanna talk Alya and JK Master?
What's the difference between your mom and a fat female cow...
A female cow doesn't have a dick.
"Hey babe!"
What does Mars like to eat?
A Mars bar!
I bet when your mom first saw you, she said, "Oh my god, this ain't my child. My child would look amazing."
What do you call a dwarf that fell into a cement mixer?
A wee hard man.
Why can't an orphan role-play Star Wars?
Because they have no one to play Darth Vader.
Hi, I am back! Tell me what's happening?
Why are orphans so scared of the dark?
The dad can't check the closet for them.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't make a 9/11 joke?
You know that feeling when you're going through a school parking lot and go over a speed bump, then you realize that there are no speed bumps?
Boy/girl: I love you.
Me: I love me too! But sorry, my mom said I can't date trash. Go back to the trashcan.
The boy/girl: I- *Is depressed*
Me: Let's go to Randy's.
Friend: There's no Randy's.
Me: Ran deez nuts with a car.
What do Hiroshima and Nagasaki share in common with balls?
They both drop.
If Jeffy goes to an orphanage, he will die. How is he supposed to move?