Short jokes
Women are only for sex!
They are good for cooking and sex!
Nothing but those things.
Hiiiiiiiii, I said, Man, want candy? Me, YESSSSSS! Me, gets kidnaped.
I bought drugs today.
Joe's pizzeria and abortion clinic.
Yesterday's loss is today's sauce.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she got shot. Dumb bitch!
All of these are funny. Why are they the "worst jokes ever" lol?
Who thinks people should stop doing orphan jokes? Type here so we can talk about it.
Last week I found out my toaster is waterproof.
What is the poorest country in the world?
Poortugal...
Your mamma is so fat that even a North Korean missile would have competition.
How do you tell a male skeleton from a female skeleton by the BONERS lmao?
Wait, since I'm underage from having sex, what is it like?
What’s Elon Musk Jr.'s favorite food?
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Yo mama so poop and peepee and sucks on dick.
Imposter: Did you do Sawcon task?
Crewmate: What's Sawcon?
Imposter: Sawcon deez nuts!
I put a magnet in my butthole and made the teachers smell it.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry, baby!
If 6 is scared of 7 because 7 8 9, why is ten scared? Because it is in the middle of 9/11.
"Stephen Hawking was talking about a cash register at Costco when he said I can’t stand these people. 😳😳😳😳😳😳 What did he saaaaaaayyyyyyy?"
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
Because he wanted to be wanted.