Short jokes
What do Roblox bots do that's both a type of meat and an annoying thing?
Spam.
Me: What are you?
Jake: A muddeasso.
What type of clock is both cringe and an app?
TikTok.
What happened when the fire used Tinder?
He luckily got a lot of matches.
How can you find out how old a cabbage is?
By looking at its cabbAGE.
Why did they put the Petronas towers? Eh, you do you.
Have you met Bofa?
Bofa deez blind kids!
What do you call a lion as a baby?
Cocota
What do you call a man in love with an emo?
I really don't know.
Mine never stops.
I saw your license. It said you're 15.
I checked your face. It says you're 50.
I thought you were just raising your eyebrow, but I checked the x-ray, and your skull shifted 128 degrees to the right.
The potholes so big in Oklahoma Can make a whole garden.
What are 8 people hiding in a corner because they're scared?
An octopus.
How have you been recently?
Oh, just playing some Rhydon.
What’s Rhydon?
Rhydon deez nutz!
Your forehead is sooo big, NASA thought it was Mars!
Goofy ahh jokes below.
Oh dear, I made a backwards ray. Let's test it. I made a backwards ray, let's test it oh.
I broke my ankles so hard I had to walk uphill both ways.
If the sun had a kid, it would be like father, like sun. 🤓 😎