Short jokes
What's the difference between depression and a girl?
XXXTentacion can't seem to beat depression.
How did the Java programmer's son get rich?
Because of inheritance.
What's the difference between a bird and a fly?
A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird!
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He ran out of WiFi.
Why is a tree brown?
If you are thinking about this, you are racist.
What was David Bowie’s last hit?
Probably heroin.
Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to help check her balance. So I pushed her over.
Why do people always talk about 9/11, but seriously, just let it sit there, like the rubble it is.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is...
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the gay guy's house. Knock, knock. Who's there? Chicken.
Can orphans eat at a family restaurant?
Dad, there was one day I was playing jump rope with a pig, and then I made pulled pork out of him.
Son, he is dinner.
What's the difference between Vikkstar and a tree?
Nothing. They're both hollow on the inside and brown on the outside.
We have life. I hope we have life. We have God in Jesus Christ. This is a good thing. It is a song part.
Why did Sally's pizza get cold? Because she has no arms.
85% of us are good at school, while the other 15% is good at suicide.
(Teach me your ways, 15%.)
My girlfriend's a two, but she's turning three tomorrow.
How do people in Alabama get circumcised? You knee your sister's jaw...
What do you call a crying dick?
I call it a crying dick.
Batman vs Superman?