What is a dog?
A pet.
Short Jokes
My "parents" are so dumb. Who tf names their son "Lydia"?
We were discussing cows in a lesson. I asked my teacher why she was one.
Where do Eagles send their children to study?
The Alpha birds.
What did one nut say to the other nut? "Help!"
"Paper is 2D!" said Pen.
"No, it's 3D!" said Pencil.
After Pencil proved it to Pen, Pen said, "Oh, I suppose you're write."
What did the skeleton say when he fell on his funny bone? He laughed!
Grandma, I can’t believe I have Alzheimer’s.
One second later, Well at least I don’t have Alzheimer’s.
What did the rainbow say to the other rainbow?
Nothing, it was feeling blue.
My name is Mike Oxmaul, and my friend's name is Hugh Janus!
My joke is about Archer, riddles, sex life. Wait, sorry, there is none.
Thanks for reading Archer’s love life story.
Why did the car fall asleep?
Because he was too tired.
Daughter: Where was I born?
Dad: Alabama.
Daughter: That is nice.
Mum: We have never been to Alabama.
Dad: RUN!
Me and bro talking about direct objects at 1 a.m. because we don’t know English.
"Rapeboat momma" on OnlyFans. Rapeboat is her number one sub.
Did you hear about the broken guitar for sale?
It comes with no strings attached.
Why do Chinese people like playing Among Us?
It’s the only place they can vote!
What do you call a flying Aboriginal?
Boong 747.
You and Jason in your bed.
Q: Why didn't Jeffery Dahmer eat comedians?
A: He thought they tasted funny.