Short jokes
Why did the rapper take up gardening?
Because they wanted to GROW their FLOW.
What do you call a rapper who's always cold?
Chill MC.
I've seen more charisma in a wet mop than in BLESSEDBRIAN'S personality.
If stupidity was a superpower, BLESSEDBRIAN would be a MARVEL CHARACTER.
Leo must be a parking ticket... not because of the “fine” thing, nah, it’s because she’s OVERSTAYED her WELCOME.
If brains were taxed, Slade would get a rebate.
Jack is a loser and a gaybo and a trans and a fanny face.
I’d tell BlessedBrian to aim for the stars, but it seems like his GRAVITATIONAL PULL is holding him back.
I’ve seen more life in a trampled garden gnome than in BLESSEDBRIAN’S jokes.
Leo is like Monday mornings... everyone dreads her, but we're forced to deal with her anyway.
Kris is so dumb that his smartwatch went to NIGHT SCHOOL.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
Because they were lost in the BEATS.
What do you call your retard friend?
A homie with an extra cromie.
I may not be your cup of tea, but I am definitely your 10th shot of tequila.
Leo might not be the dumbest person in the world... but she’d better hope they don’t DIE!
"Daveon, stop screaming for help because I broke your kneecaps!"
Daveon is my blud, cuh.
Daveon be eating Quaker Oats.
Why was the rapper always in shape?
Because he dropped so many BARS, he had to stay fit to pick them up!
They say the only curves Daveon likes are on his credit card statements.