Short jokes
What is harder than steel?
My cousin at the family reunion.
Your hairline is like the McDonald's logo. It's forming a perfect M.
Your forehead's so big, NASA uses it to test satellite signals.
An orphan walked up to St. June's Family Hospital.
Doctor: "Sorry kid, you can't be in here."
Yo Mama is so fat that Nationwide took nine years to get on her side.
I think DJT has FTD.
Question:
Did you hear the one about MAGA people?
Answer:
It "sucks" just like they do!
I'm not saying you're annoying.
But if a yeast infection were a person, it would be you.
Welcome to politics: You lie to fight and fight to lie.
People always call me heartless. That’s not true. I have a heart... it just wasn’t meant for you.
How to fart:
Let it go, let it go.
Take a few steps back like your hairline.
Obama has dih.
But the Twin Towers just had a hard landing.
Luke looks like Big Chungus and Fat Sonic.
What did the mom say to the twins?
"Go crash a plane!"
Why did the three 23s not go to the orphanage?
Because they already 69'd.
I say we shouldn’t do any jokes about dogs cause dogs are the best, but cats suck.
What do you call a riot full of white people?
An avalanche.
When do we think the Empire State Building is going to be shot down?
Japan takes credit for creating the rice cooker, but they forgot the USA made the largest one in 1945 and sent it to Japan.