Short jokes
Why did the orphan have to stay at school?
Because they need to leave with a parent.
Love is in the air...
Wrong! Nitrogen, Oxygen, and Carbon Dioxide are in the air!
What's a chairmaker's favorite flavor?
Chair-y.
Is your middle name Fancy Feast?
'Cause your face looks like a can of dog food.
Person A: Hey, what's the next subject?
Person B: Let me check.
Person B: It's greenglish!
Jerry: My dad got into a fight on a plane.
Jeremy: That's just *plane* crazy!
You're so fat you're the reason they made tread "meals".
You're so ugly we can't have neighbors.
What do you say when you sister's annoying you?
Go oasis (go away sis)!
Are you lightning?
Because you're McQueen.
Question: What's the smallest thing on earth?
Answer: Your brain.
What’s the difference between a mother and a girlfriend?
A girlfriend likes a bad boy.
Ert.
Why can't orphans cross roads?
They don't have a parent to hold hands with.
I weeee is?
Why don't people sit next to the cheetah during a test?
Because he's a cheetah!
What do you call a giraffe without a bowtie? Neck-ed.
What state do miners hate?
Oregon.
What did the fish say to the other fish when it got hooked?
"That's what you get for not keeping your mouth shut."
Why was the elephant woozy?
Because he was trunk.
Ur family reunion, a homosexual communion.