Short jokes
- What do you call a dog that can do magic?
- A labracadabrador.
Your mama so fat that when Thanos snapped his finger, it only got rid of weight.
What does a nun say when you ask too many questions?
"Nunya business!"
Hairline so big people had to time travel to find the end of it.
What has nut, long, big, and sticky? A Snickers bar.
Magitat?
"Buy a man an airplane ticket, he will fly once. Throw a man off an airplane and he will fly for the rest of his life."
- Sun Tzu
"You cannot win a war without a war."
-Sun Tzu, *The Art Of War*
Why can’t a nose be 12 feet long?
Because then, it would be a foot.
While I was waiting for your mum to waddle past, I missed a whole season of my TV show!
You're so fat, you lasted a whole year on the cross just off of your fat.
Someone I know is an ant. I feel like a mountain to them.
asdf.
What's meaner than a pit bull with AIDS?
The guy that gave it to him.
My bad, but you stink so bad you passed by a trashcan and it yelled, "Wow! I didn't know I had family!"
So big that when you step, you break the whole galaxy.
Kid: Hey, Mum, why are we pushing the car off the cliff?
Mum: Shut up, son, you’ll wake your father!
For those of you greener than a Mexican's card when it comes to this website, it's darker than the unemployment line.
Lesbians when the GPS asks them to go straight.
Why did Justin Bieber start playing hide and seek with his fans?
Because they keepped.