Short jokes
Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, "We can't fix that!"
Hello guys. It's me, Donald fuckin' Trump. Ask me anything in the comments, guys.
What did Jarrah say to Hanjour?
A monkey eats cheese. He was lactose intolerant.
You're just big and good.
Running out of time to cut the grass, may have to cut it short.
Say "sukki" 10 times fast.
#shorts
What 16 stoner rode a Derby winner?
Lester Piggott's.
How do astronauts have a party?
They planet.
That's caketasic!
Yo momma so fat, I asked her to save me a seat, so she sat down and she saved 10, and one by one the legs started popping off.
Your mom is so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Speak to your dad before I put my hand up your ass!
What do you call a movie about an orphan?
The Bat Man.
Let's rock and roll!
lolo.
Why did the judge dismiss court when the orphan walked in?
Even a gay prison wouldn't want him.
What happens to Stephen Hawking when he logs in to his account on Google when it says, "I am not a robot?"
Dad: Honey!
Mom: What?
Dad: All of the broken condoms are on the bed.
Mom: WHAT!?
Children: *staring*