What will Donald Trump build in our devices?
A firewall.
Short Jokes
What's a skeleton's favorite meme?
Ken Bone.
For Stephen Hawking, why is being drunk and having his power shut out the same?
He blacks out.
I wake up in the morning and I suck my teeth.
I fucc mi brother.
Let's not make any more Indian jokes. All your jokes are trash. Please stop.
Tilted Towers is gone.
You know you're high when you hold all your pineapples hostage and yell, "SpongeBob, I know you're in there!"
when the sus.
I broke up with my ex girlfriend. Here's her number.
Sike, that's the wrong number!
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What was the epileptic chef’s house special?
Seizure salad.
I like my women like I like my eggs.
Beaten against a table until her insides come out.
What kind of knight puts dumb jokes on the internet?
You!
Today; worst day ever.
My annoying sibling got hit by a train, and I lost my job as a conductor.
Why is Uranus so big? Because you discovered it.
What's harder than taking a shit?
Trying to take a shit while constipated!
I'm straighter than a rainbow.
French fries don't come from France; they come from Greece.
The lettuce and tomato were in a race. The lettuce was a head and the tomato was trying to ketchup.
Q. What do you get if you put hot water down a rabbit hole?
A. Hot cross bunnies!