Short jokes
I liked the chocolate mousse cake joke.
What's the best thing about Covid-19? It gets into any kid.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Condensed.
Condensed who?
Condensed milk.
Have you ever seen Helen Keller's dog?
Neither has she.
What happened to the police that crossed the road?
They solved a murder involving the nut case.
Where do you mix a bunny and a hare?
Bunny hair.
Guys, can we stop this stupid drama? I just wanna post my "Doin' Your Mom" lyrics and funny jokes! Please stop it!
I ate all of your mommy's orphans.
What is the Mexican police number?
9 Juan Juan.
What do you call a fat Mexican rat?
Rasmus.
Yo mama so fat, her weight is angry grandpa's subscriber count.
Did the leaf or the emo fall out of the tree? The leaf won. The rope stopped the emo.
Where do depressed people go to eat?
Suicide Sonic.
Brother: Your nuts!
Sister: What do you mean? You're the one that has the nuts!
Q: What do you call brown mixed with yellow?
A: Someone who just ate beans.
Boy: "Mister, can I get candy?"
Mister: No, you shit head.
Boy: Why? :(
Mister: Because I'm not your dad.
Dwarf: pulls down the flap for the mirror.
Also dwarf: can’t see.
Why is it wrong to put a beef or turkey patty in a burger?
'Cause it's a ham-burger, isn't it?
Why are half of the orphans blind? Because they can't find their parents.
What will happen if someone kicks you right in the balls?
You will be like, "Ow, my nuts!"