Short jokes
Is it just me, or when you wipe your ass too deep, it reminds you of your uncle? Just me?
I saw a man trying to rape a girl. I decided to help. She didn't stand a chance against both of us.
Me: I kiss my mom on the lips.
Friend: Uh, I guess that's somewhat nor-
Me: Lower lips.
Friend: I gotta go.
What does your first football game and your first time having sex have in common?
You were bloody and battered but at least your dad came.
Chinese kid was born before the due date. Parents name him "Sudden Lee."
What's the same with a toilet and anal sex? Your ass gets numb after a while.
I can see Uranus from here, and it's mighty gassy!
What do you call two transgender midgets having sex?
A microtransaction.
Click the 👍 if you hate school.
Your forehead is so large, if I drew an H on it, maybe Kobe could've landed.
How's Donald Trump going to get rid of all the Mexicans? -- Juan by Juan.
Hippity hoppity, Hiroshima, Nagasaki.
Two wrongs don't make a right, but what do two Wrights make?
The first airplane.
A priest and a pedophile walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Jim!"
Kid: Hey, what’s black and sneaky!
Social studies teacher: Harriet Tubman.
How do you get a fat girl to bed? Piece of cake.
Rape is such an ugly word, I prefer the term "struggle snuggle."
What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One smashes open when you hit it with a sledgehammer, and the other is a watermelon.
What do you call an Asian prostitute?
Suck Mi Dong.
What’s the difference between a doctor and a pedophile?
The doctor doesn’t enjoy giving physicals.