Short jokes

Sad life goes, joke mom.

If you read this, you are gay/lesbian.

My Dearest Friend--C'mon, RickRoll ;)

What did the chicken say after he died? Nothing.

Your mama is so stupid she stayed up all night so she can get some sleep.

People: Stop joking about such serious issues!

Me: Kill yourself.

Why did the rapper become a locksmith?

Because he always had the KEYS!

Santa Claus gave a child a bike and a football. The child wasn’t happy. Why?

He had no legs.

I saw identical twins. I threw a paper plane at them.

How's George Floyd doing these days? Being drug-free for a year, he must be feeling pretty swell.

Friend: Do you know him?

Other Friend: Know who?

Friend: My dick!

What is a good night sleep? I love it when you walk home and walk home from school and walk home and walk home from home and walk home and get a good night walk and walk home from school and walk home from school and walk home from school and walk home from school and walk home from...

What do you call a rapper who LOVES desserts?

Ice Cream-E

Y'know, I never knew Obi-Wan Kenobi participated in an anime, "Snow White with the Red Hair," up until now.

You were born on the freeway, you know why?

Because that's where a lot of accidents happen. 😈

Uranus is sideways and leaking methane.

I give homework.

What is the difference between a pencil and a woman?

At least one has a point.

Suicide is illegal because it's a crime to destroy government property.

Stephen Hawking talks by clicks. Two clicks is "hi," and five is "dab me up."