Short jokes
Why is a moon rock tastier than an Earth rock?
Because it’s a little meteor.
If I place a slide on the edge of a cliff or a really high building, would going down it be considered "suislide"?
Asking for a friend.
The lice in your head are starting to concern over deforestation.
What has 4 legs and 1 arm?
A Doberman in a playground.
You know what me and my spine both have in common? We are both not straight.
Did you hear about the Mexican train hijacker?
They say he had locomotives.
What do you call an Asian prostitute?
Suck Mi Dong.
What happens when an emo kid loses a Kahoot? He gets a 25 kill streak.
What's the difference between America and a bottle of milk?
In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.
Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?
Because they don't want to be mistaken as feminists.
BLM.
Biden Loves Bisexuality.
Q: Why did frosty pull down his pants?
A: He heard the snowblower coming.
What did the nut chasing the other nut say? "I'mma cashew!"
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on juan.
People always said that if you killed a murderer, there would be the same number of murderers. Why stop at one?
Why do orphans want to be communist?
So they would have a motherland.
My wife told me to be more in touch with my feminine side, so I crashed the car.
Mom: "I gave you life and you should be able to wash dishes."
Me: "Why did you?"
Mom: "I was very drunk..."
Explains a lot...
That awkward moment you try to relate to Batman by killing your parents.
When your friend asks why you don't smile, then you look at them and realize no one is there because you have no friends. #my life