Short jokes
Get pranked, bozo!
What did the tomato say to the sad pickle?
"What's the big dill?"
Oh, you're jealous now.
where do suicide bombers go when they die? everywhere!
When do you go to the store?
UVUALA!!!!!
What do you call a pretty person who loves Rolls? A roll model.
What do you do when a French kid steals your pencil?
Load your MP-40 and tell him that you give him a history lesson on WWII.
Trump got a new jet.
He's probably already licked the windows.
If you're feeling numb, use your thumb.
Why do Jews suck at mugging?
Because all they ask for is the spare change in your pockets.
What does Army stand for?
Ain't Ready to be a Marine Yet.
Say hi to outer space. Hi, now say how are you doing to the moon. Hi, how are you doing? Why are you wasting your time? XD lol
Why did the chair file a restraining order?
The booty wouldn't stop cracking up!
Let's rock and roll!
Why did the rapper climb a ladder during his performance?
He wanted to take his career to the NEXT LEVEL!
I used to be a fan, but after seeing her OnlyFans account, I'm a whole air conditioner.
After the school shooting, Joe pretended to be a victim while his sister ate the flesh of the fallen.
What is the best time!? 6:22 a.m.
My boss said “dress for the job you want, not for the job you have.” So I went in as Batman.
Wait, that's me.