Short jokes
I asked my friend what happened to him?
His balance shifted.
Why was the rapper always in shape?
Because he dropped so many BARS, he had to stay fit to pick them up!
What's 68+1? 69. Nice!
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To drop some BARS on the other side.
Brazil is a joke.
Do you want to give your life to God and be in Heaven?
What’s one food orphans can eat?
Homemade.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
I did ap.
I did ap who? (I did a poo)
EEWW you did a poo???
You're so emo, the sun turned black.
Why was the rapper always the first one at the party?
Because he never missed a beat!
Why did the rhino eat the car?
Poop.
Your mom is so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Why can't I drink tea??
Because I laugh too much. TEEEEEHEHEEE
What do you call a fish that doesn't play basketball?
Your hairline is so far back my grandpa said he had a glimpse of it in the 1960s.
Have you heard about the pedophile who was found guilty of robbery?
- He robbed children of their innocence.
Q. What do you call a baby born six months early?
A. A miscarriage.
I went to my girlfriend's house one day in Alabama when I met her brother. He said, "Well, I guess there's no more you stuck in the dryer."
Hey, guess what I got for my birthday.
No, what did you get? Older.
An African man was walking in New York when he saw a sign that said, "Watch out for children."
He started laughing hysterically, then a white man asked him, "Why are you laughing?"
He said, "In Africa, they would never put up a sign like that."