Short jokes

Short Jokes

People always said that if you killed a murderer, there would be the same number of murderers. Why stop at one?

Mom: "I gave you life and you should be able to wash dishes."

Me: "Why did you?"

Mom: "I was very drunk..."

Explains a lot...

When your friend asks why you don't smile, then you look at them and realize no one is there because you have no friends. #my life

One day, a snail got robbed by two turtles. Once the cops arrived and asked what had happened, the snail said, "I don't know, it all happened too fast!"

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Did you know the people in the twin towers were great readers?

Yeah, they went through 80 stories in seconds.