Short jokes
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I’m back, bitches!
I have more STDs than Hicks has friends at the moment. I only have one.
What do you (anyone) and a joke not have in common?
Jokes have meanings.
Wordle be like (Part 2):
COMBS 💚🩶🩶🩶💚
CURES 💚💚🩶🩶💚
CULTS 💚💚🩶💚💚
What do Indian and Jewish people have in common?
They both avoid the showers at all times.
What was Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?
A Double Manhattan.
You have two brain cells; one is lost, and the other is out looking for it.
Where is the cheapest gun range? Your local public school.
James Dalton.
Why can’t Chinese people play cricket? Cus they always eat the bat.
What do you call a phone that talks?
A reader in a leader.
Stephen Hawking couldn't drink anything. He'd break if he did.
What does a depressed person and a fashion enthusiast have in common?
They both have something hanging in their closet.
If your hot dog taste like a piece of wood, who you gonna call?
GHOST MUSTERD
What does Michael Joseph Jackson say to adults when he sees them?
Keep away from me-hee-hee.
What do you call a group of emos? Suicide Squad.
What is a woman's name with one leg?
Eileen.
Why were the Twin Towers mad at 9/11?
They ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Why did the Red Sox lose?
They say, "Boo, Colorado Rockies."