whats do computers and white kids have in common? They don't have trouble shooting
Never attempt to foreshadow your own death you may end up regretting it, you can chop me up and throw me in the fridge if i’m wrong.
Why are fish 🐟 easy to measure?
Because they bring their own scales.
I can hear the whole world booing me
What do turtals and lesbians have in comen
they both choke on plastic
Why is america better than japan at rapping?
Because were better at dropping bombs
A good dog name is Syndrome. That way when it tries attacking, you can yell, “Down, Syndrome!”
Nevermind it’s retarded
What has more brains than Kurt Cobain ? The wall behind him.
What is the difference between the rook and the bishop? The rook goes straight, while the bishop moves diagonally.
Why did Michael Jackson dangle his baby out the window? He was airing his blanket.
What kind of fish 🐟 comes out at night 🌙?
A starfish.
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
I named my dog 5 miles so when I walk him I can say I walked 5 miles random guy: I ran over 5 miles
Why did Steven Hawking not go to heaven after he died?
He could not get up the stairs?
Violence against women is funny :)
How do you verify a rape claim? You make it true and then the person is a victim for sure.
What's an emo person's least favorite game??? Cut The Rope.
What do you call a blind German A not see
What's kobe favorite song. It's going down for real
