Q: Why did frosty pull down his pants?
A: He heard the snowblower coming.
Q: Why did frosty pull down his pants?
A: He heard the snowblower coming.
Why do tampons have strings? So you can floss your teeth when you’re done eating.
Why do orphans want to be communist?
So they would have a motherland.
That awkward moment you try to relate to Batman by killing your parents.
When your friend asks why you don't smile, then you look at them and realize no one is there because you have no friends. #my life
Why can't Indians play football? Because every time they take a corner, they make a shop.
Me: I kiss my mom on the lips.
Friend: Uh, I guess that's somewhat nor-
Me: Lower lips.
Friend: I gotta go.