Short jokes

Short jokes

Head

The lice in your head are starting to concern over deforestation.

Rape

Rape is such an ugly word, I prefer the term "struggle snuggle."

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  • Spine

    You know what me and my spine both have in common? We are both not straight.

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  • Train

    Did you hear about the Mexican train hijacker?

    They say he had locomotives.

    Culture

    What's the difference between America and a bottle of milk?

    In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.

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  • Winter

    Q: Why did frosty pull down his pants?

    A: He heard the snowblower coming.

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  • Nut

    What did the nut chasing the other nut say? "I'mma cashew!"

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  • People

    People always said that if you killed a murderer, there would be the same number of murderers. Why stop at one?

    Drunk

    Mom: "I gave you life and you should be able to wash dishes."

    Me: "Why did you?"

    Mom: "I was very drunk..."

    Explains a lot...

    Batman

    That awkward moment you try to relate to Batman by killing your parents.

    Loneliness

    When your friend asks why you don't smile, then you look at them and realize no one is there because you have no friends. #my life

    Baby

    Dream tweeted, and I quote, "Babies kick pregnant women all the time, but I do it one time and I’m the one arrested."