Short jokes
I know a good airplane joke, but it would probably go over your heads.
The twin towers: No, it won't.
Did you hear about the cheetah who robbed a bank? He ran away so fast he almost got away with it, but he was spotted.
Why do orphans want to be communist?
So they would have a motherland.
Dream tweeted, and I quote, "Babies kick pregnant women all the time, but I do it one time and I’m the one arrested."
My wife told me to be more in touch with my feminine side, so I crashed the car.
You know, most people take rocks for granite... sorry.
Two men walk into a bar. You'd think the second one would've seen it.
Why are cats bad storytellers? Because they only have one tail.
A priest and a pedophile walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Jim!"
What starts with e, ends with e, and only contains one letter? -- An envelope.
What do you call a German lesbian?
A krautmuncher.
Why do orphans hate milk? Cause their family is still shopping for it!
They have a new line of socks for paraplegics.
They are so comfortable they can't even feel them.
How's Donald Trump going to get rid of all the Mexicans? -- Juan by Juan.
It's no surprise Donald Trump moved to Florida. That's where the oranges are.
What is Wacko Jacko's favorite David Bowie song?
"Boys Keep Swinging."
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It didn't, I hit it with my car 3 blocks down.
My friend once said my opinion didn't matter. I said, "Why did you call me a female?"
Most people are scared of clowns. That's why everyone runs away from you.
Why did Trump go to Jeffrey's secret Island?
So he could trump that little bitch!