Short jokes
Most people are scared of clowns. That's why everyone runs away from you.
You're so ugly the whole world faked a virus just so you could wear a mask.
It's no surprise Donald Trump moved to Florida. That's where the oranges are.
What does Frosty the snowman eat for breakfast?
Frosted Flakes.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It didn't, I hit it with my car 3 blocks down.
I liked my life when I first got it... Later they said no because I didn’t have the receipt.
What's the difference between a phone and a girl? You can turn it off whenever you want.
Why did Trump go to Jeffrey's secret Island?
So he could trump that little bitch!
Is it just me, or when you wipe your ass too deep, it reminds you of your uncle? Just me?
Me: I kiss my mom on the lips.
Friend: Uh, I guess that's somewhat nor-
Me: Lower lips.
Friend: I gotta go.
What does your first football game and your first time having sex have in common?
You were bloody and battered but at least your dad came.
What do you call two transgender midgets having sex?
A microtransaction.
Chinese kid was born before the due date. Parents name him "Sudden Lee."
I can see Uranus from here, and it's mighty gassy!
Your forehead is so large, if I drew an H on it, maybe Kobe could've landed.
Click the 👍 if you hate school.
Hippity hoppity, Hiroshima, Nagasaki.
Rape is such an ugly word, I prefer the term "struggle snuggle."
What happens when Stephen Hawking dies?
The Windows shutdown sound plays.
Two wrongs don't make a right, but what do two Wrights make?
The first airplane.