Short jokes
I know a good airplane joke, but it would probably go over your heads.
The twin towers: No, it won't.
Why do orphans want to be communist?
So they would have a motherland.
Did you hear about the cheetah who robbed a bank? He ran away so fast he almost got away with it, but he was spotted.
What caused Captain Hook's death?
He accidentally used the wrong hand to wipe his ass.
What do you call an Indian gymnast? Balance Singh.
Dream tweeted, and I quote, "Babies kick pregnant women all the time, but I do it one time and I’m the one arrested."
Why do tampons have strings? So you can floss your teeth when you’re done eating.
My wife told me to be more in touch with my feminine side, so I crashed the car.
Why are cats bad storytellers? Because they only have one tail.
What starts with e, ends with e, and only contains one letter? -- An envelope.
Why do orphans hate milk? Cause their family is still shopping for it!
What do you call a German lesbian?
A krautmuncher.
They have a new line of socks for paraplegics.
They are so comfortable they can't even feel them.
How's Donald Trump going to get rid of all the Mexicans? -- Juan by Juan.
It's no surprise Donald Trump moved to Florida. That's where the oranges are.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It didn't, I hit it with my car 3 blocks down.
My friend once said my opinion didn't matter. I said, "Why did you call me a female?"
Why did Trump go to Jeffrey's secret Island?
So he could trump that little bitch!
I remember when I was a kid, I thought the world used to be colorless.
I was kinda right. They used to not let colors in a lot of areas.
Most people are scared of clowns. That's why everyone runs away from you.