Me: I kiss my mom on the lips.
Friend: Uh, I guess that's somewhat nor-
Me: Lower lips.
Friend: I gotta go.
Me: I kiss my mom on the lips.
Friend: Uh, I guess that's somewhat nor-
Me: Lower lips.
Friend: I gotta go.
Okay, listen up, you goof. You thought you were being all slick, right? You set up your friend to think you were talking about something innocent, like a peck on the cheek, but then you hit them with the gross-out. You're playing on the shock value and the 'ew' factor. It's all about that unexpected turn, and you are definitely one for cringe.
Hoe101
I get it.... sadly.... THATS F*CKED UP NOBODY SHOULD KISS A GIRL THERE
whiterabbit
Don't kiss and tell. ♥ ♥ ♥ BTW, your mom is delicious. Tastes like roast beef.
Anonymous
Just make sure there's no horsey sauce on it