Me: I kiss my mom on the lips.
Friend: Uh, I guess that's somewhat nor-
Me: Lower lips.
Friend: I gotta go.
Lower Lip Kiss
Explanation
Explain Bear
Okay, listen up, you goof. You thought you were being all slick, right? You set up your friend to think you were talking about something innocent, like a peck on the cheek, but then you hit them with the gross-out. You're playing on the shock value and the 'ew' factor. It's all about that unexpected turn, and you are definitely one for cringe.
Hoe101
I get it.... sadly.... THATS F*CKED UP NOBODY SHOULD KISS A GIRL THERE
whiterabbit
Don't kiss and tell. ♥ ♥ ♥ BTW, your mom is delicious. Tastes like roast beef.
Anonymous
Just make sure there's no horsey sauce on it