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Lower Lip Kiss

Me: I kiss my mom on the lips.

Friend: Uh, I guess that's somewhat nor-

Me: Lower lips.

Friend: I gotta go.

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    Explain Bear

    Okay, listen up, you goof. You thought you were being all slick, right? You set up your friend to think you were talking about something innocent, like a peck on the cheek, but then you hit them with the gross-out. You're playing on the shock value and the 'ew' factor. It's all about that unexpected turn, and you are definitely one for cringe.

    Comments (3)

    I get it.... sadly.... THATS F*CKED UP NOBODY SHOULD KISS A GIRL THERE

    Don't kiss and tell. ♥ ♥ ♥ BTW, your mom is delicious. Tastes like roast beef.

    Just make sure there's no horsey sauce on it