Sex work

Sex Work Jokes

Orphan

Why did the orphan become a prostitute? They wanted someone to call "daddy."

Drug Dealer

What's the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer?

The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.

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  • Pornstar

    What's the difference between a mosquito and a pornstar? One stops sucking when you smack it.

    Feminist

    What is the difference between a feminist and a female prostitute? If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.

    Zombie

    Why do prostitutes love servicing zombies? They always leave a tip.

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  • Killer

    What do JFK’s killer and a prostitute have in common?

    “They both blow heads.”

    Major

    What do you call a prostitute with a major in math?

    The thot that counts.

    Light Bulb

    How many dead prostitutes does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously not 8, because it's still dark in my basement.

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  • Part

    What's the best part about a dead prostitute?

    The second hour is free.

    Nun

    In what ways do nuns and hoes have something in common?

    They both worship on their knees. They are both creatures of habit. They both take vows of poverty and obedience. Once chosen, neither can leave the life. They both swallow their hosts.

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  • Hooker

    How are Xbox servers like hookers? First they take my money, and then they go down on me.

    Hand

    Did you hear about the blind prostitute?

    Well, you gotta hand it to her.

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