Sex work jokes
When prostitutes misbehave, do their pimps make them stand out on the corner with a "For Rent" sign on their crotch?
How many prostitutes does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they just put the light bulb up their pussy and ask you to pay.
What is an example of poor management? A prostitute getting pregnant.
How do you know if a woman that is poor who is between 18-24 years old is poor enough to do anything for money to help pay her bills? She would be working as a lesbian prostitute inside a lesbian hotel in San Francisco, CA.
What did the cow say to the prostitute?
Moo.
Why do most orphans become prostitutes?...
'Cause they need to find someone to call DADDY.
Q: What do you call a black prostitute in space?
A: The Blackhole.
What is the difference between a hooker and a feminist?
If you want a hooker to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
How many hookers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, cause they'll screw anything.
How can a prostitute make more money than a drug dealer?
She can clean her crack and sell it again.
What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?
One serves the nailed to the cross, one nailed by her boss.
What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?
One kneels to pray, one kneels to pay.
What's the difference between a nun and a hooker?
One is glowing and the other is blowing.
What do you call a pole dancer?
A stripper.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute?
Because they needed someone to call "daddy".
What did the leper say to the prostitute?
Keep the tip.
Want to hear a joke about prostitution?
Never mind, it's whoreable :)
What is the difference between a nun and a hooker?
One reads, the other breeds.
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a hockey player?
A hockey player gets to shower after three periods.
If having sex for money makes you a wh*re, then what does having sex for free make you?
Non-profit wh*reganisation.