Sex work jokes
What do you call an emo strip club?
Suicidal Thots.
What's a perfect example of poor management? A prostitute getting pregnant.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute? They wanted someone to call "daddy."
What's the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer?
The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.
What's the difference between a mosquito and a pornstar? One stops sucking when you smack it.
What is the difference between a feminist and a female prostitute? If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
I didn't come into the prostitution business...
It came into me.
Why do prostitutes love servicing zombies? They always leave a tip.
What do you call a prostitute with a major in math?
The thot that counts.
What do JFK’s killer and a prostitute have in common?
“They both blow heads.”
You gotta hand it to blind prostitutes.
How many dead prostitutes does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously not 8, because it's still dark in my basement.
What's the best part about a dead prostitute?
The second hour is free.
What do you call an Asian prostitute?
Suck Mi Dong.
What do a prostitute and peanut butter have in common?
They both spread for bread.
Want to hear a joke about prostitution? Never mind, it's whoreable.
In what ways do nuns and hoes have something in common?
They both worship on their knees. They are both creatures of habit. They both take vows of poverty and obedience. Once chosen, neither can leave the life. They both swallow their hosts.
Want to hear a joke about prostitution?
Never mind, it's whoreable :)
What do a fisherman and a prostitute have in common?
They're both hookers.
How are Xbox servers like hookers? First they take my money, and then they go down on me.