What do you call an emo strip club?
Suicidal Thots.
What's a perfect example of poor management? A prostitute getting pregnant.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute? They wanted someone to call "daddy."
What's the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer?
The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.
What's the difference between a mosquito and a pornstar? One stops sucking when you smack it.
What is the difference between a feminist and a female prostitute? If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
Why do prostitutes love servicing zombies? They always leave a tip.
What do JFK’s killer and a prostitute have in common?
“They both blow heads.”
I didn't come into the prostitution business...
It came into me.
What do you call a prostitute with a major in math?
The thot that counts.
You gotta hand it to blind prostitutes.
How many dead prostitutes does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously not 8, because it's still dark in my basement.
What do you call an Asian prostitute?
Suck Mi Dong.
What's the best part about a dead prostitute?
The second hour is free.
Want to hear a joke about prostitution?
Never mind, it's whoreable :)
In what ways do nuns and hoes have something in common?
They both worship on their knees. They are both creatures of habit. They both take vows of poverty and obedience. Once chosen, neither can leave the life. They both swallow their hosts.
Want to hear a joke about prostitution? Never mind, it's whoreable.
What do a prostitute and peanut butter have in common?
They both spread for bread.
Did you hear about the blind prostitute?
Well, you gotta hand it to her.
Why did the hooker quit her job?
She had a nut allergy.
