What do you call an emo strip club?
Suicidal Thots.
What's a perfect example of poor management? A prostitute getting pregnant.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute? They wanted someone to call "daddy."
What's the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer?
The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.
What's the difference between a mosquito and a pornstar? One stops sucking when you smack it.
Why do prostitutes love servicing zombies? They always leave a tip.
What do JFK’s killer and a prostitute have in common?
“They both blow heads.”
I didn't come into the prostitution business...
It came into me.
What do you call a prostitute with a major in math?
The thot that counts.
Want to hear a joke about prostitution?
Never mind, it's whoreable :)
In what ways do nuns and hoes have something in common?
They both worship on their knees. They are both creatures of habit. They both take vows of poverty and obedience. Once chosen, neither can leave the life. They both swallow their hosts.
Want to hear a joke about prostitution? Never mind, it's whoreable.
what do a fisherman and a prostitute have in common
they're both hookers
Q: What do you call a black prostitute in space?
A: The Blackhole.
What's the difference between homework and a hooker? They both start with an "H", but we all know which one we would like to do.
What’s the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
What commitment does a pimp make to each new hoe he turns out?
Answer: He will always be there for her after the break-in period.
Being a hooker shouldn't be illegal. It's like having an Airbnb for your dick.
Why do most orphans become prostitutes?.... Cause they need to find someone to call DADDY.
How do you know if a woman that is poor who is between 18 - 24 years old is poor enough to do anything for money to help pay her bills she would be working as a lesbian prostitute inside a lesbian hotel in San Francisco, CA
