Short jokes
What do you call the worst feeling ever?
Drinking Big before Mini. :)
This is crop tops! Go to crop tops and click each picture and look! Comment too.
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Why do anions hate each other?
Because they can't handle the negativity!
Your bitch has Covid-19.
Wanna hook up at Mount Cook?
I’ll always remember my father’s last words: “I’m gonna sleep for a little.”
What spooky creature has children?
Mummies.
Person: "My pony is crazy; it's always horsing around."
Why couldn't the cowboy go to the rodeo?
He forgot his calves!
When you get to feel a dick in you, then suck bro, all your stress [goes] out the window.
It's been a while since I've talked to either Prince or tj. Do any of you boys wanna chat? Plapls?
Don't make a person look a fool when you are the real one!
Q: What do you get from a two-legged cow? A: Lean beef.
To Drew the Devil,
We NEED to talk RN. I'm very mad at you, and we need to talk.
Angry Alex
Why can't ghosts stay happy? Because they are too skeletal.
Random guy: Do you know Dee?
Other dude: Who’s Dee?
Random guy: Dee Snuts!
Hello people, my name is Osama.
I'm back from the dead and I want to blow you.
Walmart (DYM 73).
What is this thing with Alya and Alex?
Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Both crews were marooned!