Short jokes
When you lock the door, but you realize it's a pull open door!
An anti-bullying PSA and speeding PSA from the same creator meet one another.
The death toll went sky high.
Family is precious, so you have to keep them away from the sunlight.
Women be like I don't wear makeup for men.
Then get mad when a man doesn't compliment her in her makeup!
What wastes your money as you earn it?
Women.
Ryan, I laid out more jokes than you have crying about me!
Me people call me emo.
Older cousin: Why?
Because I always have my hood up and wear black cloths and wear black cross earrings.
Yesterday a woman stabbed me, so I stabbed her back. Then I realized she was the vaccine woman.
What will make a depressed teenager happy?
A cliff.
Why did the chicken cross the road to Popeyes Chicken?
It wanted to pop some chicken eyes...
Fuck people who are bigger than me physically, emotionally, mentally, economically, and socially.
Your Mom is so friking fat, that when she ripped her pants and went to the seamster, they said, "We don't sew curtains!"
Why can't I be gay? I have nobody to call "daddy."
My peepee was big, now it's small.
Why does Apple logo depict 1 byte in the 21st century?
My friend asked me why I haven’t had milk in six years.
I told him my dad never came back with it.
What was Helen Keller's favorite game when she was a kid?
I spy.
What's after R-P-G?
W.
1273. My mother does not love me, nor does anyone, and my family doesn't either.
dik.