Don't listen.
Short Jokes
What did the tree say to the depressed kid?
"Stop hanging around."
Just watched an upsetting video. Please retweet. #Stop The Make-A-Wish Foundation.
Why is the elephant headed God the true God?
Because he doesn't exist!
Heil Kyle!
What do you call a router in a thong?
CISCO....(that thong thong thong thong!)
Friend: You know how I like my women like my coffee... hot.
Me: What if you don't like coffee? :(
Q: What did Darth Vader say to his smashed wristwatch?
A: I find your lack of face disturbing.
No, I don't want to.
Hello.
I'm ticked off by this tick joke!
Knock knock. Who's there? Knock knock. Knock knock who? I'll knock knock you out if you don't stop.
Hey babe, I’m looking to get 23 years in 23 seconds, can you help?
Where do religious kids practice sports?
In the prayground.
Why did the otter cross the road?
To get to the otter side.
Who is the smartest student in school?
The scholar.
Kid: How much do you get paid?
Teacher: Minimum wage.
How do you get 50 babies into a car?
You blend them.
Eli Tremain.
I can't remember the last full conversation I had with my grandfather.
Good thing is, since he hit his head, he can't remember either.
