Short jokes

NEWS: A man kidnapped a 13-year-old girl.

MOM OF GIRL: The man had a shady face and a receding hairline.

My mom interrupted my gaming session to tell me to hang up the lights.

I hung something else instead.

Why does nobody talk to the letter G?

Because it's always in the middle of awkward!

Pulled pork? Yeah, I cranked my hog today, too.

What activity do nuns and whores have in common?

Answer: Genuflection.

I’m so straight, you could call me a supplementary angle.

Why [does] a tranny say "Have a good day" to a Jew?

He [is a] goy.

Name: Jack, call sign "triple".

School: Nova corps gun academy.

Location: Wyoming mountains.

DONE🔫

I'm upset, but when I saw you, you never let me down.

What kind of shells do tanks use to cheat?

A-cheat shells.

Wow! The jokes on here are so dark they pick my cotton!

Panchatantra is a collection of Indian fables.

How do the Powerpuff Girls vape?

They take a "power puff."

I’m a paki nonse.

Yo mama's so fat, it took me two buses and a train to get to her good side.

What is the difference between interstate and intercourse?

What is an old lady's favorite exercise?

Trying to get up from the soft couch.

Guess whose parents didn't survive?

Liv's parents.

Your eyebrows turned into little butterflies and flew away!