Short jokes

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Random person: We are taking away your freedoms to keep you safe.

Hitla: That's exactly what I said.

The one good thing about an orphan is that they don't get roasted with a "yo mama" joke.

I like to commit arson as a recreational activity, you?

"Terrorist, that’s a little strong. We call them private militaries."

What does a beaten woman do when she comes home from the hospital?

Dishes if she knows what's good for her health.

What do nerds and chicks have in common? They both have four eyes.

Ur dad

Omg, I'm sooooo sry!!!!!

Why is a group of Uchiha not called the Sharingang?

Why?

Because they're all Sharing... GONE :)

Beating the Akatsuki is easy... Naruto should've used painkillers instead. :)

You may have a footlong, but I have a SHENLONG. :)

When you tell her you are about to "COME," she says no, don't, please just keep going.

Shenron: THAT IS BEYOND MY POWER.

Twin monks who ring the church bells died.

Now they are dead ringers. :)

What did the skeleton pull out from behind his ear?

Nothing. Skeletons don’t have ears.

Everyone makes mistakes. Like my mom, she made a mistake 13 years ago.

Person: What's your perfect date look like?

Me: Oh, just hanging around in a tree.

What bee is terrible at flying? Kobe.

Random Kid: Aye man where was Kobe flying to?

Launch Site: Umm, he might have gone too close to here, sorry if he might have crashed...

My mom said, "Hey, come over here."

I responded, "Too late, Mom!"

Global warming will kill every single person on this planet.

It's a good thing I'm married.