Short jokes
I am Araf, and I am clumsy.
Yo mama joke.
What’s the difference between a dad and a boomer age?
The one good thing about an orphan is that they don't get roasted with a "yo mama" joke.
Huh, I’m pregnant again. Must be something in the air.
Yeah, your legs.
I like to commit arson as a recreational activity, you?
"Terrorist, that’s a little strong. We call them private militaries."
What does a beaten woman do when she comes home from the hospital?
Dishes if she knows what's good for her health.
Jada Smith: Grow some balls!
Me: Grow some hair!
🇻🇪 Finally, I am a trillionaire. Now I can buy bread.
What do you call someone who’s blond, beautiful, and listens to what you’re saying, but only hears what they want?
Womxn
What do nerds and chicks have in common? They both have four eyes.
Ur dad
Omg, I'm sooooo sry!!!!!
What's the quickest way to get to a girl's heart?
What?
Chidori. :)
Why did Naruto stop trying to get at Sakura?
Why?
Because it would be useless. :)
Why is a group of Uchiha not called the Sharingang?
Why?
Because they're all Sharing... GONE :)
Beating the Akatsuki is easy... Naruto should've used painkillers instead. :)
What did Vegeta say to Bulma?
What?
Can I show you my new move? It's called BIG BANG ATTACKKKK! :)
You may have a footlong, but I have a SHENLONG. :)
When you tell her you are about to "COME," she says no, don't, please just keep going.
Shenron: THAT IS BEYOND MY POWER.