Short jokes
Dammit, I hanged off their nose off.
Stand in the corner.
Why do terrorists like the Twin Towers?
It's the next thing they blow up.
I couldn't find my cat, and then my pillow started meowing.
Peter's playtime.
My dick harder than stone, man.
Rodd Flanders: What's "gay" mean?
Bart: Uh, it means you used to be afraid, but now you're not.
Rodd says to his dad Ned: I'm gay, Daddy.
Helen Keller def faked it.
What do gay people call fighting? It can't be beef, so...
Carrots?
I said to my girlfriend nothing can ever make you look ugly...
Because you already look ugly.
Your forehead so big, I think that's what Kobe crashed into.
Fard.
My grandfather said my generation relies too much on the latest technology. So I unplugged his life support.
What do you call it when an Astartes cum's... torrential downfall?
Do you know what Fortnite was like before season 2 chapter 3? They put the Foundation / The Rock in the water where aliens were that season.
Yo mamma so old that when she farts, we have to dust again.
I ate a man because he was dead!
POV: Your dad is gone.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your dad. LMAO.
But you could get plastic surgery and look 20 years younger. With that, no one will suspect you!
Why did the kid get grounded? Because he was always lion.