Short jokes
I held on to my money stronger than an orphan holds on to a teddy bear on Father's Day.
Hi, people. I really need a friend. Can someone please be my friend? Say in comments if you will.
Cause I am Batman!
First (DYM 68).
Tina, we neeeeeeed to talk, please!
-Alya
Ads? More like bads.
What's the difference between "ooh" and "aah"?
About 3 inches.
P.S. Please comment and like!
It's me, the Joje.
Riley....I...I think I wanna be more than friends.
Alex, you will never believe this!!!!!!!!!! Please respond as quick as possible! To my love, Alex!
RIP Candace.
Random guy: Do you know Dee?
Other dude: Who’s Dee?
Random guy: Dee Snuts!
I see what you did there.
Alex, respond to me, please! LOL
Hello people, my name is Osama.
I'm back from the dead and I want to blow you.
I've heard stories of my mother. She was a teenager and left me in the blender, but luckily the power cut out, like at the orphanage.
Dino nuggets are kinda hot. Also, I want to fuck the brown M&M.
Walmart (DYM 73).
What do you (anyone) and a joke not have in common?
Jokes have meanings.
Woman: Will you love me after marriage as well?
Man: That will depend on your husband. If he will, so of course I would!