I can't remember the last full conversation I had with my grandfather.
Good thing is, since he hit his head, he can't remember either.
Short Jokes
Which room is the safest place in the house?
The living room.
Why doesn't bread like warm weather?
It gets toasty!
He huffed and he puffed, but instead of blowing the house, he choked it down with his mom.
Shaenaya hates me, help! And she wants to suck off ******* and ****** and ***** and *****.
What's the most delicious city in the world? Hamburg.
Are you Google?
Because you got all I am searching for.
Stan JoJo Siwa.
Time is like a machine, it slows down when beaten.
With a poke-poke here,
And a poke-poke there,
Here a poke, There a poke, everywhere a poke-poke!
This is not a joke.
Why did that fish cross the road?
Just for the halibut (hell of it)!
I learned that a strangler was targeting me.
All I could think was, "You’ve got to be choking me!"
I'll call you later. Don't call me later, call me Dad.
Hey, wanna hear a construction joke?
- Sure.
Oh sorry, I'm still working on it :-]
What do you call a green camel?
My parents left me.
You have been a bad boy, so now I will have to pun-ish you!
Three good friends decided to meet in their favorite caffe.
The meetup was a successful one, because they all enjoyed themselves.
BAD!!!!!!
Who do you call to clean up foul language?
A cuss-todian!
