Short jokes
Why did the painting go to jail? Because it was framed!
What has to be broken before you can use it?
Answer: An egg.
What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?
Answer: The future.
What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?
Answer: A promise.
You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible?
All of them are married!
A man dies of old age on his 25th birthday. How is this possible?
Answer: He was born on February 29.
What do you mean cook? We wait till summer.
My speech impediment has gotten so worse that I stutter when typing sentences.
Does anyone go to Eagle High School? Tell me what classes you have from 1st period to 4th period if you go to Eagle High School.
Why did the stick fall?
Because he is a stick man.
It's cavers.
What do you call a dick with three eyes?
Preston.
I just bought a book about lamps...
So I can do some light reading over the weekend.
Q: If there were two moo cows walking down the street, where would they be going?
A: Home to see their mama!
Why do Americans always win at the shooting Olympics?
Because they train at the best school.
Dolly (DYM 79).
I feel weird to ask this, but can anyone guess my real name?
#Imbored
Parton (DYM 80).
What do you call a favorite joke that isn’t your favorite?
None fave. Foch heads.
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