Short jokes
Funni.
What does every arsehole and Tory have in common?
They all produce horrible shit.
When she says "parents aren't home" so you rush upstairs.
Your mama is so stupid, she made an appointment with Dr. Pepper.
Quote Of The Day:
It's okay to struggle.
It's not okay to give up.
Leaving for Disneyland! See you guys on Tuesday!
I didn’t realize I had to put jokes into categories, my bad.
Unleash the jokers...👍
My grandfather is a great fisherman, especially at baiting a rod.
I guess you could call him the Master Baiter.
I had a calf for a while. The milk was bad until we bought a heifer.
Why in Alabama people don't use doggy style... Cuz you don't turn your back to your family.
This joke here is the worst.
You are like my girlfriend: imaginary and non-existent.
What do Rubik's cubes and melons have in common?
They have a history of separating colors.
When is a cold not a cold?
Kid: I got homework.
Mom: Ok, so?
Kid: I got a F in my balls.
What do you call New York City?
A human zoo.
What is more used than plastic?
Hookers.
Why is Bill the bad guy?
Monica wanted to suck dick.
Me: Are you an alien?
Friend: No.
Me: Yeah, because you're too ugly to be one.
I can never get away from my dog, he follows me everywhere. I think you two would be really good friends.