Short jokes
Why is there no medication in Africa?
Because doctors advised, "You don't take it on an empty stomach."
What did Warner Brothers get for making that horrible Joker sequel?
They got what they fucking deserved!!!!!!!!
What do you call crabs that do not share their food?
They are shellfish! (ノ≧∀≦)ノ
My brother tried to hit this guy with a plane and but hit the Twin Towers.
What's small and can't turn around in a hallway?
A baby with a javelin in its head!
I had a steering wheel down my pants, and I tell you what, it was driving my balls crazy!
I am Asian.
I am so Asian my pronouns are: heeEEE/Ya.
Why were the Twin Towers angry on 9/11?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got instead was plane.
I took my friend skydiving once, and he jumped out of the plane without a parachute. Then I remembered he was emo.
I just had sex...
I think I nailed it!
(Shit joke, I know.)
Why did the rapper visit the farm?
To drop some FRESH BEETS!
Why do rappers take time to prepare for camping?
Tupac-in-a-tent.
If someone has a hyperfixation with drawing and playing, does that mean they are on the "artism" spectrum?
Guys, what should I be for Halloween (aka tomorrow)?
Do you remember blowing bubbles when you were younger?
Well, Bubbles is back in town and was asking about you!
Yo hairline is so long, when you looked in a mirror you saw an entire endangered species.
What do you call a well endowed gay male who is also in a wheelchair?
Meals on wheels.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost two towers.
I beat up a failed musician until he started crying.
I thought a few hits would cheer him up!
"Room, you on."