Short jokes
"Bully," omg, that girl is so ugly.
"Me," Wait, what...ever.
What did the pen say to the pencil?
The pen said, "You're pointy."
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I hope you forget your password to something, only to send something to an email that you also forgot the password to.
If there was a zombie apocalypse, girls would make a "forehead apocalypse" since it is so big.
What do you call an emo kid standing outside the mall?
Anything, he'll cry no matter what you say.
Violence isn't the answer. It's the question, and the answer is yes.
I got a GTR yesterday, now my kids say, "GTR we there yet?"
If boys are like sports because they are easy to play, then girls are like a sandwich. They are nice at first, but they're crusty after.
What stands on the side of the road and needs a lot of money to buy?
Billboard, did you think I was gonna say street walker?
Why can’t orphans tell these jokes?
Because they're fun for the whole family to hear.
An orphan asked his caretaker where his parents are, and the caretaker said, "A place called home."
Your hairline can fit a truck without touching either side.
What do you call a failure in another language?
Me.
Where are your parents? Oh, behind you? Not any more.
What was Helen Keller's favorite game when she was a kid?
I spy.
My mom said that being straight is good, but if you're straight, how do you walk? So I decided to be gay.
The best part of working at an orphanage is you can give them family-size chips.
What's after R-P-G?
W.
1273. My mother does not love me, nor does anyone, and my family doesn't either.