What's full of lard and is reserved as Putin's cannon fodder?
Your mum!!!
Short Jokes
"Dinosaur killing with a 2x4, no more purple dinosaur!"
Your hairline is so big, it distracts me from your face.
People thought they were going to another country till they saw terrorists were flying the plane.
A person with a wheelchair and a football, then they are Rocket League.
What do you say to an upset German?
Quit being such a sauerkraut!
How fast does 173 move?
Breakneck speeds!
What's every elderly person's spirit animal? The blue tang fish.
Yo hairline so put back that you could put 10 big size ramen noodles there.
Blame Austria for creating Hitler, who we know today. He failed art school.
Why don’t Mexicans have sex education and driver's education on the same day?
Because the donkey gets tired.
Hey, Britain, no queen? :(
WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?
He’s so short no one can see you very close by.
Your mom is so fat that when she stood on a scale, it said, "We need an actual person, not an elephant!"
What is the definition of auto masturbation?
Fellatio.
I left my Avatar at home today.
I never get off on the wrong foot.
What did the parent say to M.J.?
"Get off my kid!"
If blind people could play go-kart, it very quickly turns into bumper cars.
