Short jokes
Prince, where are you? Please talk to me! I swear I love you!
Prince, I promise you that "qwen" girl you're chatting with is a faker! I am the real lover for you, not her. She's a stranger!
"I swear I'm the real Gwen! I swear on my life!"
What’s the best Marvel villain song EVER?
It Was Agatha All Along!!! *gasp* And I killed Sparky, too. *laughs manically*
Labor party.
Know (DYM 24).
Q: My scale had my phone number on it. Wandering why, I looked up only to see an elephant in my face...
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I asked my teacher if I needed to be in the special ED class, but she said I don’t eat enough vegetables.
Doin (DYM 4)
Why can't we see a camel?
Because it's camelflauged!
My ex misses me, but her aim is getting better.
If an orange is orange, does that mean it's orange?
What type of music is a balloon afraid of? Pop.
Your (DYM 6).
Yo forehead so angled, your mom could walk up.
What do you get when you cross a turkey and a centipede?
Drumsticks for everyone!
As you can see here, Jessie is wearing a lot of concealer.
Jessie?
Lynx: For that cheap teenage smell of desperation.
When I give you the signal, I want you to roll down your window and call the oncoming cyclist a prick.