Short jokes
I've heard stories of my mother. She was a teenager and left me in the blender, but luckily the power cut out, like at the orphanage.
Dino nuggets are kinda hot. Also, I want to fuck the brown M&M.
Alya, do you have Discord?
GURL
What do you (anyone) and a joke not have in common?
Jokes have meanings.
"Hey Gwen, I'm back."
-Dev
"It's been so long they unblocked it!"
What has a tail, a head, but no body?
A coin.
How do you throw a space party?
You plan-et! Hahahaha, get it?
Woman: Will you love me after marriage as well?
Man: That will depend on your husband. If he will, so of course I would!
picking (DYM 74)
Teacher to Student: You are supposed to be here at 9 am!
Student: Oh, did I miss anything?
What question can you never answer yes to?
Answer: Are you asleep yet?
What month of the year has 28 days?
Answer: All of them.
There's a plane crash. Every single person died.
Who lived? The married people!
Please follow me at Mary.cristal03 on TikTok.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Really, there is an answer, and he never made it across, so...
Madeline Mcannot find her.
"I know, you have a lot on your plate right now."
Why did the orphan want to go to jail?
So he could have a home and be cared for with food.
How do you organize a rave party in Ethiopia? Just put some bread on the ceiling.
Why do orphans like the game Adopt Me? Because they've never been adopted in their life.