Short jokes
What did Eminem call himself when he lost weight?
Slim Shady.
Your mama is so fat, she sunk Atlantis even though it's in the ocean!
Roses are red, violets are blue, Alexander Boris de Pfeffel had wine and cheese while your loved ones died in the ICU.
Women say their baby daddies are trash like... woman, didn't he impregnate you and didn't he win your heart? I mean, he's not trash, you are!
Roses are red, violets are blue, don't let your kids next to Prince Andrew.
Hey, what do you call a beta simp?
You call me the beta simp.
"Ryan, come out to play-ee-ay!!"
What do / and \ have in common?
They have different results.
RYAN MY BELOVED SON WHERE ARE YOU?
Texas be like everything is bigger here: guns and winter storms!
Texas be like, "We vote to freeze ourselves!"
Your mom's so fat, she annexed Crimea!
What did the Deagle say to the G17?
"Son, you're rushing, but in some way, I like it."
What was the last thing that went through PH's head?
Water and smoke.
"Homo Simpson"
Why did your father go away?
'Cause he needs da milk.
Who needs sex when they have Valorant?
How does a donkey open a door?
With a don-key.
Why don't humans eat raw meat? Because they use technology to cry about raw meat is good. Go and leave, bro, I'm going to eat sushi.
AR-15: Who are you?
Musket: I'm you, but from another timeline.