Short jokes
Bush is innocent, he's white...
If you're seeing this, this is your sign to go fuck yourself.
Time really freezes when you're stuck on a sinking ship.
I don’t know why I’m in jail. So, basically, I was at a gun range, and we were supposed to hit the targets, even though I hit it.
I think my dad loves jokes.
Because he laughs when he looks at me.
When you let the school shooter borrow your pen so he doesn't kill you.
Why does Johnny Sins cover his pants, but it doesn't work?
Because the long, hard thing can't chirp down.
Tell it to your parents and friends!
Why did your mom cross the road?
You were on the same side as her, and she wanted to get as far away from you as possible.
What do you call somebody with no nose?
What's with all the orphan jokes? Kinda sus. #fbi
I’m gonna put my AR 15 up your fucking ass and pull the trigger!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ahoy Mateys.
Ahoy Mateys who?
Ahoy mateys, balls fit in your mouth? LOLOLOLOLOLOL
t Vuhy;.8ol,9ij.
Your sister is so short, she needs to roll up her panties.
I would make a joke about short people, but they probably couldn't hear it.
Me: "Hey, get my joke on that timeline."
Her: "No."
Steve Kerr really named his son Nick.
Your forehead is so leaned back you can see the dinosaurs.
What is Uranus' favorite exercise? ... Hy knees.
My orphan terrorist friend is on TV... I think he blew up.