Short jokes
What did the girl say Big Fella27 said, "I love Big Fella 27?"
"Same." HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH
Butcher knives are great tools for cutting many things!
Fruit, vegetables, my arms.
Mom: “Guess where I’m taking you, son!”
Son: “To the playground?”
Mom: “No, to the morgue.”
I'm jealous of the people who never met you.
I will unplug your life support to kill my mum and then give her blood so she can bleed more.
Bro, my forehead is so big whenever I need to find something on it, I need the exact coordinates.
So, when I'm about to take a shower, my mom says, "Take a shower." When I'm about to take out the trash, my mom says, "Take out the trash."
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
Your mom is emo, Deacon.
Your hairline goes back to the Middle Ages.
Your hairline is so long it reaches your toes.
Your skin's so bright you could be used as a highlighter.
Niall Devine, clown.
The potholes so big in Oklahoma Can make a whole garden.
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Why did the chicken cross the plane to get to the other skyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy lloooooooooooooooooooool?
I had power.
My live.
King.
Mike, ID is coming tonight.