Short jokes
Why don't orphans go skydiving?
Because they don't have the "Morley."
Q: What is a baby's favorite reptile?
A: A rattlesnake.
What do you say when you sister's annoying you?
Go oasis (go away sis)!
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Who's the cutest president in the world?
Kim Jong Un, chh💕💕💕
Are you lightning?
Because you're McQueen.
It's ice to see you.
They say that "The way to a man's heart is through his stomach," but I find it a lot easier to go through the ribcage.
What's up with airline food?
Mufasa is proof that cats don't always land on their feet.
What's a chairmaker's favorite flavor?
Chair-y.
Person A: Hey, what's the next subject?
Person B: Let me check.
Person B: It's greenglish!
Jerry: My dad got into a fight on a plane.
Jeremy: That's just *plane* crazy!
The bright side of this pandemic is now both my hands look equally chapped and raw.
You're so fat you're the reason they made tread "meals".
You're so ugly we can't have neighbors.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Algorithm.
Algorithm who?
Think Algorithm to the store.
What do you call roller skates you can walk in?
"Wock n' roll."
A stupid dolphin makes an annoying noise.
The dolphin did it on porpoise.
Two towers.
A burrito walked off a building.