I'd tell you a joke about infinity, but I'm afraid it will never end.
Short Jokes
Why was the washing machine laughing?
It was taking the piss out of the knickers!
In 2011, Stephen Hawking said God didn’t exist.
In 2018, God said Stephen Hawking didn’t exist. xx 😂😂
Ooh, I wonder what's on this browser. *clicks* "How to tell your kid they're adopted."
Hey Evan, this is Dad. Ya, I’m still not home.
I don't usually like to tell 9/11 jokes for two reasons: they're morally wrong, and they tend to crash and burn.
Whenever you think back to 9/11 and realize there are 12 hours in front of us, why the f*ck didn't they warn us?
Bender.
"Out of the way, I need to Caterpie."
Shrek yells at Donkey. Fiona yells, "Stop yelling at the ass!"
No way, Jose!
"Ya tryna run? Hop in the van."
Wish jokers.
Man, all these jokes suck. They're horri-puning.
I give homework.
Us three get along well. I guess you could say we're the TREE-o!
My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.
I felt a window break once. It was pane-full!
Where does Santa send his children to study?
The Elf-phabets.
Life.
