Short jokes
Blame Austria for creating Hitler, who we know today. He failed art school.
Why don’t Mexicans have sex education and driver's education on the same day?
Because the donkey gets tired.
Hey, Britain, no queen? :(
WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?
He’s so short no one can see you very close by.
Your mom is so fat that when she stood on a scale, it said, "We need an actual person, not an elephant!"
What is the definition of auto masturbation?
Fellatio.
I left my Avatar at home today.
I never get off on the wrong foot.
What did the parent say to M.J.?
"Get off my kid!"
If blind people could play go-kart, it very quickly turns into bumper cars.
A weasel walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Wow, I’ve never seen a weasel before. What can I get you?”
“Pop,” goes the weasel.
Don't listen.
What did the tree say to the depressed kid?
"Stop hanging around."
Just watched an upsetting video. Please retweet. #Stop The Make-A-Wish Foundation.
Why is the elephant headed God the true God?
Because he doesn't exist!
Heil Kyle!
What do you call a router in a thong?
CISCO....(that thong thong thong thong!)
Friend: You know how I like my women like my coffee... hot.
Me: What if you don't like coffee? :(
Q: What did Darth Vader say to his smashed wristwatch?
A: I find your lack of face disturbing.