Short jokes
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he loved to drop HOT DISHES.
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always follow the beat.
Why was the rapper afraid of ghosts?
Because they kept booing him off stage!
What do math and me on P-hub have in common?
They are both hard.
Chuck Norris doesn't breathe. He holds air hostage.
Nah, I'm Hawaiian but I'm also Japanese. So does that mean I bombed my own harbor?
Bruh, who likes Dhar Mann nowadays? That shit is ass AF. And it's just legit shit like only nerds that are fatherless would watch that shit.
What do you call a javelin thrower with Parkinson’s?
Shakespeare.
What's a pedo's favorite snack?
Sour Patch Kids.
What does a squirrel eat? Deez Nutz in their mouth.
What did Mrs. Hotdog join after Mr. Hotdog joined LGBBQ+? The LGBBQ++ premium.
Why was Sonic fast?
To be rolling around at the speed of sound, got places to go, gotta follow my lead.
ISIS recently brought out a new shampoo.
Head and Shoulders!
I'm not counting, but I have some fingers for you.
How much context, pecker? You Press context categoria, go Discord.
Drink tea with friend game night.
Guys, should I do it? You know what I mean.
How many potatoes to feed the elephant?
Why is bungee jumping similar to a condom?
Because if the rubber snaps, you're fucked.
What do you call an Eskimo stripper?
A frosty-tute.
Why is there no medication in Africa?
Because doctors advised, "You don't take it on an empty stomach."