Short jokes

Be papered.

I held on to my money stronger than an orphan holds on to a teddy bear on Father's Day.

Hi, people. I really need a friend. Can someone please be my friend? Say in comments if you will.

So an ace gets handed a piece of paper and it says, "Do you like me or no?" and the ace says, "I'm not registered to vote!" Hahahahahahahahjajqh.

Cause I am Batman!

First (DYM 68).

Tina, we neeeeeeed to talk, please!

-Alya

Freshfry, my friend, please talk to me!

Hi Alex, it's 2:00 Easter time. Freshfry is a scaredy-cat. He left when you left, lol.

Ads? More like bads.

Saw (DYM 69).

What's the difference between "ooh" and "aah"?

About 3 inches.

P.S. Please comment and like!

Police seek clues to explain Walmart.

It's me, the Joje.

Riley....I...I think I wanna be more than friends.

Alex, you will never believe this!!!!!!!!!! Please respond as quick as possible! To my love, Alex!

RIP Candace.

I see what you did there.

Alex, respond to me, please! LOL

I've heard stories of my mother. She was a teenager and left me in the blender, but luckily the power cut out, like at the orphanage.