Short jokes
Why are you guys making fun of priests?
Because you have a suga daddy already.
Why did the joke cross the street?
Why did the Italian cross the road?
C'era un uliveto.
Squirtle to Bulbasaur: "You kinda cum... like a baka..."
Aha, tomato macaroni is bad, hahaha.
(I don't even know what on earth I put here, but okay.)
Osama bin Laden back from the dead!!! 💣💣💣💥💥💥🔥🔥🔥🌇
Why did the toilet paper get to the bottom of the hill?
Because he went down the drain! - it's a bad joke, lmao.
What did God say when he created the first black person?
"Behold, this specimen of divine integrity!"
Do emos get jealous when their phone dies?
My gf told me I have to be more in touch with my feminine side, so I crashed the car.
The thing my mom birthed.
How many thots have I bullied?
Three. The rest are dead.
You are the gayest.
my grandfather cant a woman's taco anymore cause his balls fell off from getting to many tacos
I love Steven Hawking's stand-up comedy!
God, you're more toxic than white phosphorus.
Why go to sleep because he was bossy?
Kid at Wish: I wish I could be Batman.
Doctor: Okay, shoots mum and dad. Doctor: I guess now you’ll have to be gay, you wanted to be like Batman.
When a deaf person has sex, do they use one hand to moan?
Another condom name is "Orphan's Home."