"Julius Caesar" isneezer
Short Jokes
The unicorn was so much better, and I love it!
Your forehead is so deep, not even curry can shoot from that deep.
Goofy ahh grandpa fell down the stairs, and he said, "Damn!"
Mbu some guys look financially stable until you start dating them... Mbu wait I see how this week goes...🤔
You want to get her pregnant before marriage to know if she's fertile, so why not marry a single mother that already has proof?
Knock knock.
Hey guys! Just a reminder that the guy below me is a crying bitch! Have a good day!
What do a mole and an eagle have in common?
They live underground, except for the eagle. Lol.
We recently found out my grandpa is addicted to Viagra.
No one is taking it harder than grandpa.
Your eyebrows run away like your dad.
Even Captain Cook couldn't discover your forehead.
If you measured your hairline with a protractor, it would show 90 degrees.
Caution: Looking at your hairline can cause you to be delirious and have hallucinations.
Ever tried looking in a mirror lately? I wouldn't, your crooked hairline might break it.
CIA: Where's your head at?
JFK: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Why can't people eat pizza? Because they will be unavailable.
We were going to McDonald's, but we ran into your hairline!
The death of JFK must have splattered on the news.
Why did Kenny die?
Was he trying to kill himself? Was he just dicking around?
