Short jokes
My bad, I kick me bad in if balls, and he got so fucking mad.
As a kid, I was made to walk the plank.
Because we couldn't afford a dog.
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There was a big problem yesterday.
My dishwasher has stopped working; her visa had expired.
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Nobody: The crickets in the back: Talk talk talk.
Me: JOE MAMA OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
What does the ocean do to its friends? It waves. (*Sorry, I wasn’t making any jokes for a while. I was getting sick of this thing.*)
Orphan: I finally have a father!
God: And who is that?
Orphan: You!
God: Who the hell is you? Well, it's not me.
Orphan: :l
Nononono.
Gwen?!?!??!/1??!?!??!
Is it just me, or is it normal to you when people scream?
Did you know there’s a sex position called “Amazon”? You wait all day and nobody comes.
Who thinks that Prince should just avoid Qwen and just continue the relationship?
Hey, how is everyone today? Cause I am feeling great!
"Hey, Prince, I want to say, "Don't die, I love you!"
"Soph, can we talk?"
I just wanted to say, Prince, that that "qwen" you were chatting with is totally fake! I haven't talked to you all day, I swear!
I'm so frickin' bored! Please, somebody want to chat? PLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEE!
Prince, can we please chat now? Pls, pls! Love you!
"Prince, please talk to me!"