Short jokes
Q: What did Darth Vader say to his smashed wristwatch?
A: I find your lack of face disturbing.
Me: No one likes Shrek; he is just a fat green guy.
Friend: Hey! Stop talking about me.
He huffed and he puffed, but instead of blowing the house, he choked it down with his mom.
Shaenaya hates me, help! And she wants to suck off ******* and ****** and ***** and *****.
No, I don't want to.
What turns green to red in a flick of a switch?
A frog in a blender.
I'm ticked off by this tick joke!
Louie Fennell.
What happened to the gator when he walked into the hospital?
He became Gatorade.
What does a sponge do?
It talks to Patrick.
Hey babe, I’m looking to get 23 years in 23 seconds, can you help?
Where do religious kids practice sports?
In the prayground.
Why are the candy's clothes in the studio?
Because it's a wrapper.
Police: Hey man, look at this! *throws cocaine at fan and it flew back into his face* Me: Are you okay? Police: Looks like I "crack"ed the case.
"Yo mama so... Wait... Whose mother am I speaking of?"
I miss seeing my friends and teachers.
Sometimes I feel ugly, but then I think of my sister.
The thing about animals is every time you pick one up, you have to put it down.
Which room has no doors and no windows?
Why don't orphans go skydiving?
Because they don't have the "Morley."