Short jokes
Your forehead is so big you have to wear a hoodie for the Rock to see your ego because your forehead is so big.
Why are orphans good at dodge ball?
No one misses them.
A "monster" that has 2 heads, 2 bodies, 6 feet, why am I not afraid of the "monster"? It's my dad riding a horse.
Why do most orphans cook for themselves?
They don't have a home cook.
I saw this boy named Phone. He said where would he live? I said an orphanage.
What's the difference between me and a corpse? I mean, I'm not dead... yet, right?
I got fired from the M&M Factory because I sorted out the W's.
Your mama is so fat, when her husband said, "Let's go to the Super Bowl," she bought a spoon.
What does a dick and an elderly person have in common? They are both short.
Bruh, frog cult is besttttt!
Q: What do you call a dog that stepped in its own shit?
A: I don't know.
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because it was Batman!
You're so emo, the sun turned black.
What did the neutron say to the atom?
"Sandwiches, dude!"
What is 1+2? 0-23 CKerk.
What do you call Panera bread when it’s on top of someone?
Panera head.
Stig
What do a banana and shampoo have in common?
Ur mom.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nacho.
Nacho who?
Nacho Cheese!
What do you call a fat Chinese person that talks way too much? Panda Express.