Short jokes
My mom said that I don't listen to homophones, but then I said, "No, I listen to headphones."
Plane versus plane. Who wins? Plane.
How does Stephen Hawking get clean?
He uses Tesco car wash.
Why doesn't the witch wear panties?
To get a better grip on her broom stick!
Mo sal. F.
Man, everybody's birthday is this year! 🤦🏽♂️
Why did the Red Sox lose?
They say, "Boo, Colorado Rockies."
Riley Styler :)
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Some babies may be delivered via stork, but some bigger babies are gonna need a crane.
What did the mom say to the baby?
What did the dog say to the other dog?
¿Hola, quién es?
When you're mad, you might as well just punch an orphan because what can they do, tell their parents?
My brother has a fucking ass and I wake up to him twerking.
Spaghetti-ashannaise
Susie: Ling Ling, truth or dare?
Ling Ling: Truth.
Susie: What happened to Stacie's dog?
Ling Ling: Dare.
What do you call frozen web?
A web-cicle.
Stand? Wait. No.
Friend: Do you know him?
Other Friend: Know who?
Friend: My dick!