Short jokes
The death of JFK must have splattered on the news.
Why did Kenny die?
Was he trying to kill himself? Was he just dicking around?
Wanna see a mistake go on camera and take a pic of you?
Beethoven composed his whole life.
What did he do in the afterlife? He decomposed! Har har har har har har.
Your hairline couldn't be seen even if it was glowing.
My mum is a vegan. She brings us to after school seitan.
You're so ugly that they faked a whole pandemic just so you can put on a mask to cover that ugly-ass face.
I had a party the other day. I made sure there were vegan options. They make do or fuck off.
Your hairline's exactly like your nose; it's always offside.
If you combine math and meth, you will become Einstein White.
Read my name.
What's full of lard and is reserved as Putin's cannon fodder?
Your mum!!!
"Dinosaur killing with a 2x4, no more purple dinosaur!"
Your hairline is so big, it distracts me from your face.
People thought they were going to another country till they saw terrorists were flying the plane.
A person with a wheelchair and a football, then they are Rocket League.
What do you say to an upset German?
Quit being such a sauerkraut!
How fast does 173 move?
Breakneck speeds!
What's every elderly person's spirit animal? The blue tang fish.
Yo hairline so put back that you could put 10 big size ramen noodles there.