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Short Jokes
My friend: I want to cut myself.
Me: No, don’t do that. *hands lighter* Do this instead.
Why do high tides come up so high?
Because they come up to say hi.
Is there a racist jokes page here? I’m not racist, I just want to know.
What hurts the most? 😹
A. Breaking up before chewing.
B. Breaking up after chewing.
You used to be someone’s sunshine, but sorry, the climate changed. 😂😂😂😂
Below I meant to say I set the gay person on fire.
Wife: “How do I look?” Husband: “With your eyes.”
Bro has to get a fringe to cover up the big, increasing hairline.
Hi sisisissisisisisisis.
What do they call Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson's son? The Pebble.
"This is the dude who assassinated JFK."
"If you got a question, just shoot!"
How does the non binary kill white en Amy?
They/them.
A Roman went to the bar and he held up two fingers and said, "Can I have five drinks, please?"
Why did the duck cross the road to get to his quack dealer?
You realize we are tolerating you, right?
Where's your off button?
If you don't have big Nyash,
Lower your voice while talking to me, you Mau Mau warrior. 😂😂😂
Guy and Girl are in the shower talking to each other.
Guy: Let's drop the soap.
Girl: Let's do it!
What went up but never came down?
Stephen Hawking's IQ.
