Short jokes
My friend: You're ugly.
The orphanage: That's what I said to all my children.
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WAAAAAAAAAATERSHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARKY!
What happened to watersharky?
What do you do when you see a wiener dog?
I like you wiener.
Okay, okay, why [are] people askin[g] where I went[?] I[']m always on this website. Never think I[']m not.
What’s the worst thing to happen to an orphan?
Well, they weren’t always orphans.
You stink!
I wanted to put this up so I could say goodbye to everyone that I chatted with, like Gwen or MEG... So, yea, see you next year after Friday.
Yo, if you don't stop bugging Watersharky, we'll all go down!
Do nut get in my way.
Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got "fine" written all over you.
If you were a fruit, you’d be a ‘fine-apple.’
Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana.
said (DYM 107)
Who robs and breaks into people's houses?
Where is Freshfry?
Okay, I'm on my last nerve when people say "Water Shark Guy" and other things THAT ARE NOT MY NAME.
This is my name: watersharky!
Baby (DYM 108).
Orphan: Help, I'm lost.
Someone: Wears your parents.
Orphan: >:(