Short jokes
Why would doors do well on social media?
Everyone looks for their handles.
Why did the short person bring a ladder to the bar?
Because they heard the drinks were on the house!
A blind kid was talking to me because he was getting bullied...
I told him, "Just tell them what you see!"
Anyone wanna talk? I'm bored.
What did the Indians say to the Arabs? "We are going to make 10/12!"
What does a furry call a sexy furry?
A foxy lady!
The people in the second tower, "I'm so glad that plane didn't hit our building!"
The second plane, 🗿🗿🗿
Q: What's green and yellow and eats balls?
A: Gonorrhea.
"How would you describe a really bad skeleton?"
"Bad to the bone!" (Or "Rotten to the bone" if you want.)
Roses are red, Violets are blue, In your presence, my love, Every moment feels new.
One reason I like to tell riddles is because they help with critical thinking skills.
Me: Which WiFi are we on?
Coworker: Should be floor 89.
Me: What about flight 104?
Coworker: Oh crap!
What's the similarity between a pepperoni pizza and Freddy Krueger?
They both have red circles on their bodies.
When can an elephant use an umbrella and not get wet?
When it's not raining.
TAOST, you didn't submit it, you fuck!
Drake has too much meat. Donate to the people in need.
The median salary of a clown is $36,763. And yet, here you are, doing it for free.
The last two presidents of the US.
For my girlfriend and friends to chat :)
You're so ugly that when One Direction saw you, they went the OTHER direction!