Short jokes
Your momma is so fat that when she egged the Twin Towers, she threw a airplane on accident.
My boss found my permanent record at the orphanage, and he’s mad. I got fired...
Osama Bin Laden thrown in ocean!
People who helped with the Twin Towers destruction: ...
I have said a ton of jokes in my lifetime.
But I got fired from that job.
The doctor had an ego so big, it fell into the ocean fast.
Some guy: making a sandwich.
Me: *rages* to put the ham in!
What is Ronaldo's favorite fruit?
Oranges because they have vitamin C.
What is your name? What am I pointing at? 👃🏽 And what am I holding? Hahaha!!!!! Knows nothing.
What did the bread photographer say to the toast? Say, "Toasted cheese!"
Anybody can use this :)
Slow and steady wins the race, but it won't fix your ugly face. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Utah.
Utah who?
You're talking to me.
Man, I didn't know they put Humpty Dumpty back together!
Why are most politicians in the closet or gay?
Because all they can do is mandate.
What is the definition of auto masturbation?
Fellatio.
No matter how hard I try, I will never be a stand-up comedian.
I never get off on the wrong foot.
How did Helen Keller dance? Very Bad.
How did Helen Keller draw? With her hand.
If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person on the planet.
Below I meant to say I set the gay person on fire.
If blind people could play go-kart, it very quickly turns into bumper cars.