Short jokes
What did the plane that crashed on the ground say? Let me crash between those legs, girl!
Sorry, cringy joke.
Where did the children go after he stepped on the land mine?
There, there, over there, and over here too.
Who was the first anesthesiologist? Hitler.
What do you say when you hear someone tripping over at night?
Goddammit, Jamal!
The adoption center threw a party. Why? 'Cause the parents weren't home.
What is the difference between a pencil and a woman?
At least one has a point.
What's 2ft long, blue, and stiff and keeps a woman up all night?
Cot death.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your laughter's melody, Makes my world anew.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Like petals in the wind, My heart dances for you.
When baseball players want to get together, what will they do?
Touch base.
Why didn't the movie star argue with the customer service clerk?
He didn't have a good counter act!
Mr. Beast challenge in Memphis be like: last one to survive the shooting wins 1 million dollars.
Daveon can barely fit on 5 pages.
Daveon...
Daeveeonnnn.
Why aren't Americans good at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
"Demon Slayer" is yay, and who's your favorite in "Demon Slayer"?
What instrument does a special ed kid play? An autistic guitar.
Rate these races out of 10/10:
White 10/10
Hispanic 8/10
Black 0/10
Fuk yall!