Short jokes
Ryan, I laid out more jokes than you have crying about me!
Yo mama's so fat, when she went on the scale it said, "Still counting."
Me people call me emo.
Older cousin: Why?
Because I always have my hood up and wear black cloths and wear black cross earrings.
Yesterday a woman stabbed me, so I stabbed her back. Then I realized she was the vaccine woman.
Why did the chicken cross the road to Popeyes Chicken?
It wanted to pop some chicken eyes...
Your Mom is so friking fat, that when she ripped her pants and went to the seamster, they said, "We don't sew curtains!"
"I want to kill my family."
-realizes-
When I died, my friend said he'd cover me.
Adin, you should consider eating pencil lead, you fat cat lover, only if you're the new Adin from FF though xoxo da babby.
What do George Washington and a beaver have in common?
They both have eyes.
How does a train eat?
"Chew chew!"
Dog: Woof!
Butcher: Say less.
The first time I heard your voice, my foreskin fell off.
You were born on a highway in a car crash, I wonder why.
What is Godzilla’s least favorite ball?
A King Kong ball.
I don't see why women are complaining about the glass ceiling. I mean, if they reach high enough, they can clean it...
What did the orphan say to the adopter?
Nothing, he just stared.
How does an emo greet people?
“What’s down?”
What do you call someone with a big butt?
The Thightanic!
What is half of nine?
"ni"