Short jokes
In an alternate universe: I don't know how to solve the power of 10, but I do know how to pay taxes.
"Parademics are so bad, yo mama can't stop!"
Parademic
"Watersharky, don't leave the site."
Okay, the time has come... I am finally leaving this website, so yeah.
I'm going to enjoy my life, so yeah.
I'm going to leave now, so bye.
Why can’t orphans watch clean nice content? Because they are family friendly.
Q: What is the most expensive haircut? A: Chemo therapy.
How do you be friends with a musician?
B minor.
What is the difference between a tall kid and an orphan? One is tall enough that their parents can see them.
What do you call my brother in the water?
"Tsunami."
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his mom said, "Ven bakac."
Earth is smaller than Uranus, wth?
"Hey, look at me, I'm stupid named Jordan C who won't shut up and leave Addison alone."
Dude, your last name sounds like a seafood shop, Jordan C.!
Hey, what's your age, Jordan? Probably 5 years old.
Jeans! (DYM 98)
"Hey, Firesharky... How did you know if I was your brother when I'm not? You didn't even say my name, and plus, I'm lying about my name."
Hello, I am Ren, sister of Gwen.
Approached (DYM 100).
Harrison