Short jokes
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I asked my teacher if I needed to be in the special ED class, but she said I don’t eat enough vegetables.
Doin (DYM 4)
What’s comes after 9 Millimeter?
Why can't we see a camel?
Because it's camelflauged!
My ex misses me, but her aim is getting better.
If an orange is orange, does that mean it's orange?
What type of music is a balloon afraid of? Pop.
Your (DYM 6).
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Yo forehead so angled, your mom could walk up.
Guys, add me in Discord.
What do you get when you cross a turkey and a centipede?
Drumsticks for everyone!
Lynx: For that cheap teenage smell of desperation.
When I give you the signal, I want you to roll down your window and call the oncoming cyclist a prick.
Why are grapes never alone?
Because they hang out in a bunch!
What's the difference between hungry and horny? Where you stick the cucumber.
"You think THAT'S bad?!? Remember the time I was in Paris with Donny de Francovich?"
Why did the robot eat a lightbulb?
'Cause he was in need of a light snack!
Yurrrrrrr?