Short jokes
What sandwich spread makes people itch?
Flea-nut butter.
What happened to the man who turned into a pistachio?
He became a shell of who he once was.
What happens if a cashew falls down your shirt?
It becomes a chestnut.
What did the peanut say to the cashew after their argument?
Who answers the door at the peanut mansion?
The peanut butler.
I had fresh coconut the last time I went to Hawaii. It’s a tough nut to crack.
Your secret is safe with me. I walnut tell a soul.
You must be rich! You've got all the cashews.
You pecan do it!
Do you like my a-corn-y jokes?
What is sticky, but it cannot stick a stick?
Why would you shoot up an innocent school... if your aimbot's dead and you can't commit headshots only?
Funni.
This joke here is the worst.
You are like my girlfriend: imaginary and non-existent.
What do Rubik's cubes and melons have in common?
They have a history of separating colors.
When is a cold not a cold?
Kid: I got homework.
Mom: Ok, so?
Kid: I got a F in my balls.
What do you call New York City?
A human zoo.
What is more used than plastic?
Hookers.