Short jokes

Short jokes

Vegetable

I asked my teacher if I needed to be in the special ED class, but she said I don’t eat enough vegetables.

Turkey

What do you get when you cross a turkey and a centipede?

Drumsticks for everyone!

Cyclist

When I give you the signal, I want you to roll down your window and call the oncoming cyclist a prick.

Time

"You think THAT'S bad?!? Remember the time I was in Paris with Donny de Francovich?"

Robot

Why did the robot eat a lightbulb?

'Cause he was in need of a light snack!