Short jokes

My mom is telling me to get off Friday Night Funkin' or she will slam my head against the keyboard: weherhrqqkh[qokqho[krq3[t4i2-4q43q343q44334q43.

Orphanage kid: You’re ugly!

Kid with mother: Your mom!

I say what Kay’s jesjejejeeuedeeeeeeee.

Your hairline is so far back that you have four faces to wash every day.

Listen, if my mom sees me on Roblox at 3 a.m., she said she would bang my head against the keyboardndfndfnnckvnksdvknkdsfnvbfw.

I saw one kid in a game. He went, "I love you, tree!" He was dumb as cant tell, sorry.

"Bully," omg, that girl is so ugly.

"Me," Wait, what...ever.

What did the pen say to the pencil?

The pen said, "You're pointy."

If there was a zombie apocalypse, girls would make a "forehead apocalypse" since it is so big.

An African man was walking in New York when he saw a sign that said, "Watch out for children."

He started laughing hysterically, then a white man asked him, "Why are you laughing?"

He said, "In Africa, they would never put up a sign like that."

Stop being disrespectful to all those people and their parents. Oh, I forgot, they don't have any parents.

Violence isn't the answer. It's the question, and the answer is yes.

I accidentally said, "Go cry to your mom," to an orphan. 😭

I got a GTR yesterday, now my kids say, "GTR we there yet?"

If boys are like sports because they are easy to play, then girls are like a sandwich. They are nice at first, but they're crusty after.

Hey, is anyone’s mom missing? Yeah, yours.

What stands on the side of the road and needs a lot of money to buy?

Billboard, did you think I was gonna say street walker?

Why can’t orphans tell these jokes?

Because they're fun for the whole family to hear.

An orphan asked his caretaker where his parents are, and the caretaker said, "A place called home."

I've been looking for my parents for years.

For the life of me, I can't remember where I hid their bodies.