Short jokes
P.l.a.n.e.
Precious lord, are nonbelievers evil?
Why do orphans have no home?
Because they didn't have a family to give them one.
If I was a poo, I’d be the one that gets stuck to the bottom of the shitter when no one wants ya xox.
Why do orphans prefer the monarchy?
Because they could feel the warm[th] of the royal family.
What motorway lane does Stephen Hawking use?
Hard shoulder.
How would Stephen Hawking get rid of the police?
Go to the junkyard.
Why does Ama like boomerangs? Because they actually come back!
Stephen Hawking: like a cross between Nikola Tesla and... a Tesla.
Hey D.K., how are you? :)
Love you!
Yooo, D.K. here!
Katgod, can you get your girlfriend? She's messing with me, and I'm gonna hurt soon.
#GwenComeBack Gwen please come back!
Me: I have the body of a 28 year old.
Her: Prove it.
Me: (opens freezer)
Does anyone know the song that goes like:
Nananana na na na, nananana na na na, nananana na, na na, na, na na na?
1 hour challengeeee.
What do you call an ant with so much power?
A ter-mite.
Mike Oxlong.
One day a mom who looked like a pig broke the car down.
I told Hellen Keller it was a hair dryer, little did she know it was a Glock.
What’s comes after 9 Millimeter?