Short jokes
I told Hellen Keller it was a hair dryer, little did she know it was a Glock.
Why does Ama like boomerangs? Because they actually come back!
Why did Ama cross the road?
To find his dad.
Why are supercars so super? Because it is superfast, lol.
"This dude right here don't look nothing like no damn Tyrese Gibson. He look like a hot, fishy tail termite all dressed in green makeup."
Why did you put your dirty ass feet in my grits without telling me all this?
Because I forgot to wash and dry them with a paper towel.
What would you do if you see a guy suffocating from the heat? I would call and dial 911, holy shit!
Where would Batman get his freak on at? The Batcave or the bat strip club?
Where does Kristen Stewart get her virginity from? She gets it from her mama and papa.
A man said his bars are lit. I said no, because mine are fire.
Dan, I'd bent.
Why do orphans have no home?
Because they didn't have a family to give them one.
If I was a poo, I’d be the one that gets stuck to the bottom of the shitter when no one wants ya xox.
Why do orphans prefer the monarchy?
Because they could feel the warm[th] of the royal family.
What motorway lane does Stephen Hawking use?
Hard shoulder.
How would Stephen Hawking get rid of the police?
Go to the junkyard.
Stephen Hawking: like a cross between Nikola Tesla and... a Tesla.
Why do doctors use so much lipstick?
Because they love cos-medics!
I for the class?
What do birds use to check their grades?
Air-ies...