Short jokes
Making a comforting breakfast.
But you have a knife.
There’s only one answer to who would win, 1996 Bulls or 2017 Warriors...
...Steve Kerr’s team.
Did you know one of the singers of YMCA had AIDS? Y-M-C-AIDS.
Foxy is red,
Bonnie is blue,
And Golden Freddy will kill you.
I told an emo kid that we were going to hang (hangout), but they took it too literal.
Listen, my brothers, if you see a photo of her with another person,
Just go to her house and shoot her with your AK47.
McDonald's sweet chili chicken one.
Why was the cookie angry? Because someone ate the chips!
Ooo.
Apparently terrorists and Japs are the same; they both went kamikaze.
Yo momma so fat, Santa said, "Ho, ho, ho, I've gotta go!"
What did the janitor think when he was mopping the 101st floor?
The 102nd.
Queen
Today there was a line to punch me.
Yeah, that was the punch line.
What do youuuuuuuuuuu Oh f***, my mom is gonna kill me! My shit is stuck on the toilet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If you get a new bed, you have more bedroom, but less bedroom.
Why does an orphan like The Beatles? Because it's family friendly.
Everyone: "Look, it's Superman!"
Me: "No, it's an emo."
Everyone: "Oh."
"Stand up for yourself! Oh, come on, walk it off."
What type of people have the world record for most stories read in the shortest amount of time?
Emos, some of them are still in the air.