Short jokes
Why do orphans like Spider-Man?
'Cause they really enjoy Far From Home and No Way Home. Damn, was he mad about Spider-Man Homecoming!
Me: *finds out my dad's an orphan*
No one:
Literally no one:
Me: Time to make his life hell.😈
Hope this is good!
Why do they call him Mankind if he is always choke slamming people?
I know this is supposed to be an emo joke, but does anyone want to play Rocket League?
I'm on PS4, by the way!
My name: Box3d_by_Clapped
Ahhhhh shit! IT’S HUNTING SEASON y’all!
Me walking away after committing murder in a school with my trusty “friend”.
What’s the difference between your wife and a light switch?
I don’t turn on a light switch.
I want to cream, rn.
Me and rose bushes have something in common: mangled, can hurt, red, and people only like one part.
What's the difference between me and the rest of America?
I love one and hate the other.
Bumpkin boy.
Your mom was so fat that she couldn't have a man and couldn't go through the door.
I'M JOKING, DON'T GET MAD!
Yo momma so fat not even Dora could explore her.
Your mom uses the equator as a belt.
Yo mamma so dumb that she jumped off a building after drinking Red Bull.
Yo mamma so poor that when we went on a date, she took off her shoe laces and said "spaghetti."
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
HELP! HELP!
TELL THE PRIEST TO STOP TICKLING ME!
Russia is worse than the USSR.
Russia is just a bonerless USSR.